Clark Kent
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Topic: Clark Kent
Posted By: WGP guy
Subject: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:18am
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First of all, where has she been lately? Okay, guess I missed that topic  |
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:19am
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lesbian female...geez
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:19am
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Lol, I like how you use 'it'. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:20am
| Female. |
Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:29am
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usafpilot07 wrote:Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:35am
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Wow, I always thought she was a guy. Not because of the name, I dunno why. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:38am
SHE is a female... 
She has Clark kent as her name to be "incognito" or in disquise Apparently it works.... ------------- 
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Posted By: Sentinelz
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:39am
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Strizzaight Strizzup Ok, I'm never gonna do that again... -------------
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Posted By: Ilovepaintball1
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:48am
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:56am
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WGP0482: clark is a guy usafpilot07: no usafpilot07: clark is a girl WGP0482: yes he is usafpilot07: and she's lesbian usafpilot07: ask any of the old timers WGP0482: no he has posted pics of himself before usafpilot07: no... ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:57am
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LMAO
Clark posted a pic of her and her girlfriend like a month ago, search for it -------------
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:02am
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yea, she was more than decent too
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:06am
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Way more then decent...
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:07am
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prob a girl
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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:09am
| well, she did not deny lacking a penis...so...I'm gonna go so far as to assume she's a she |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:15am
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I'm definitely not an "it"... And I was on vacation for a few weeks, which reduced my posting a bit... |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:19am
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How was vacation Clark? -------------
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:21am
| Yay! Clark is back! |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:48am
| you're all idiots... |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:54am
I saw pics of a guy that was supposedly Clark. |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:54am
Well I didn't know what else to call you (I wasn't sure if you were a girl or not) |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:08pm
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Shes a girl. PM her. Alot. Ask for pictures. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:09pm
If I was drunk, I'd hit "it."  ------------- 
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Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:11pm
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:13pm
| Nah - Hades and I go way back. And forth. And back again. |
Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:14pm
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Dang, where are the pics! I always thought Clark was Rambino!
I did a search and couldn't find anything. Someone link me! If Clark Kent is actually a fine woman, that's crazy talk. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:14pm
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but not forth again?
I've just gone cross-eyed  -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:18pm
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:19pm
now i can go back to asking her the same question I usually do..."Les or Bi?" ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:24pm
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Not to be rude, but why do you care? I don't think your chances are that good, regardless...
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:42pm
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:44pm
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Haha, so way off you have no idea. Actually, Clark, Ejp, Hades, and I....well we have formed our own team. |
Posted By: Ejp414
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:47pm
Yes, and before you ask, there are certain roles that allow minors to participate. ------------- __________________ __________________ |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 12:53pm
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 1:06pm
| It really doesn't matter that both Ejp and Clark are not what everyone thinks they are....I still hit on them out of pure principle...and infatuation. |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 1:09pm
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Posted By: BlackDeath7
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 1:16pm
Not bad, this sure took me by surprise. ------------- 
Brett Favre gets sacked again. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 2:35pm
just as a joke, i never really meant anything of it... /flies away to cry in corner ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 2:41pm
| WOW. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 2:46pm
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The girl under the tree looks like that Taurasi chick from UCONN(Feamale - NCAA Basketball)
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Posted By: hashi2008
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 2:50pm
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Ok, so this whole time I've though clark was one stupid s.o.b., I've been incorrect (about the "son" part). This is a big surprise. Damn, somethimes you just never know. ------------- Founder of the "Forumers Against the Ugly Woman Sigs" also known as FAUWS. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 3:01pm
| Leave my mom out of this... |
Posted By: BlackDeath7
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 3:04pm
What was the point of saying that? -------------
Brett Favre gets sacked again. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 3:05pm
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 3:14pm
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well some people dont watch Colledge sports, so I had to put that so,
no one would think that one girl looks like a dude in the Male NCAA -
Basketball
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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 3:55pm
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WGP Guy, thank you! You are very underappreciated, but not by me!
Dang, you is pretty fine, Clark! I will make sure to use the fact that you are a woman against you at every opportunity I get. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:00pm
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Yep, shes pretty. I never had a clue. But i have seen that picture before. Guess i forgot. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:04pm
/must... hold... back... laugh....  ugh....  -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:09pm
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Im still not thoroughly convinced. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:13pm
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you kids believe anything you see -------------  |
Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:16pm
| No, I just have better things to do than assume everybody's lying! |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:16pm
ehhhh? -------------
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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:19pm
| ^What? If you have a question, ask it. |
Posted By: :ShockeR_ratm:
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:21pm
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:21pm
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Who cares about gender, sexuality, or socks. All are irrelivant to the point at large. . .I am going to eat dry salt roasted peanuts.
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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 4:45pm
But if it's all true, it's all good. |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:26pm
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Who is to say Clark Kent is not Rambino? Considering the only picture Rambino ever posted was of Brad Pit, maybe she finally decided to come clean. |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:30pm
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This is officially my new favorite thread.
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:41pm
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I thought Clark K. was 26? Anyway, if(big if in my mind) you really are that pretty young female, and you really are that smart...and a lesbian....I love you. meh. I love you regardless. ------------- 
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:43pm
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*Hangs head in shame*
And this whole time I've thought you're a man. I think I just assumed women weren't that cynical...all of a sudden, I've stopped wondering about your sig, your title...but your name is still odd. Did you "team up" with Superman too? 
Either way, I'd have no chance if I tried to hit it(no quotations on purpose)...so I won't say anything else. Actually, I have one thing going for me: I'm a twin. Double the fun. 
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:45pm
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I've seen that picture before. I actually thought you were the
other girl. I have no reason not too believe you, but I do
realize how easy it would be for you to be somebody else.
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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:48pm
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Dont try anything funny guys, she knows Judo. -------------
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:50pm
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Nice, Whale. :)
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:51pm
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Truth:
120 pound girl verse 175 pound me: I don't care if you know judo, I can kick you butt into the next century. That's why I have an extra 55 pounds. 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 6:58pm
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Maybe she has put on some symapathy pounds since that pic was last taken. -------------
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 7:04pm
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But then...wait a minute, this girl's mad hot:
Yeah, lets get rid of it to be safe. *EDIT* "Better safe than sorry" 
If this is forum inappropriate(I believe it's on the OK side of borderline), I'll remove it immediately. *EDIT* Trust me guys...she was hot. It's OK though, Clark is too. *Both thumbs up* (Psst...I've been staring at that image for like two days straight...god I need a girlfriend). 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 7:05pm
| She does indeed look angry, but what does that have to do with Clark? |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 7:10pm
And I know tae kwon do.
Does it matter? Just look at her.
I've seen some viscious little people. There was a 4'9 kid in my school, you could tell he was built a little bit, but when he got in a fight with one of the football players, the football player couldnt hit him, and the little dude knew where just about every pressure point on the upper body was. It was amazing to watch. -------------
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 7:50pm
Sorry _TT_ 
So sad...she was hot. But we've got Clark!
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 8:19pm
| I remember that picture. They are both pretty attractive. |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 8:47pm
| Clark...you're going to be such a heartbreaker when the truth unfolds. |
Posted By: Sumo_Monkey22
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 8:55pm
| Clark, Whats your sign? |
Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 8:55pm
So true. I couldn't care if Clark is a man, "it" made me happy for a day. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 8:58pm
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The truth has unfolded. Kent is a hot lesbo chick. -------------
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 9:00pm
Heh. Exactly, now lets all spam her PM box with demands for pix, and and her ### -------------
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 9:08pm
Haha, I remember that. Dirty tricks. ------------- 
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 9:11pm
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I was national champion... I'll take your 55 pounds... :)
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 9:11pm
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Libra. |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 9:20pm
She is not. Trust me. All Dune ment by that was that all these little kiddies are running around like they have a chance, when in reality, she doesn't want anything they have. |
Posted By: Bugg
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 9:29pm
Question: Why would you attack/hit a girl? -------------
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:49pm
She's somewhere between Ellen Degeneres and Peppermint Patty. |
Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 10:57pm
I have every belief that Clark would kill me. I know you'll take my 55 pounds...but will you take my .45? I believe that Zesty's answer to this has been "Yes, with my 12 gauge", but I never fight fair. Also, last time someone tried to use martial arts on me, I ripped the tendon in his elbow. That said, I'd probably be too busy staring at you boobs...so I'd lose anyway. God, I'm sad. |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:00pm
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I'd wreck you.
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:02pm
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That's because I'd too busy staring at my frozen balls.
Or Clark's chest. Whichever. I can't really see me fighting anyone on this forum for no reason...maybe a civil war. |
Posted By: Dom
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:11pm
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Posted By: Zesty
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:20pm
| Pariel, you so crazy! |
Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:21pm
And I'm lovin' it more every day!
Yeah...so at this point in my day, everything is funny. |
Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 10 June 2005 at 11:26pm
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Clark.....I had no idea. Well regardless you're still awesome. Guy or girl you're cool.
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