If you were a girl...
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Topic: If you were a girl...
Posted By: Hitman
Subject: If you were a girl...
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:51pm
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...Which guy would you most like to engage in sexual intercourse with? Pics please. Sascha Konietzko
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:52pm
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I for one am definently not homophobic, but thats a whole level of homosexuality I'm not ready to push...
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Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:53pm
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Posted By: entropy
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:54pm
| Yes, saying I would conquer Tom Hanks in a luscious fantasy featuring exotic fish is not something I am ready to admit. |
Posted By: hoginds24
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:54pm
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:55pm
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Heres To You wrote:Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:55pm
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Ed Norton. ------------- 
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Posted By: RustyNail
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:56pm
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Posted By: redneckdeerhunt
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:56pm
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:57pm
So, if you were a girl... you would be a lesbian? ------------- |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:58pm
This is easy...  Edit: First one's Johnny Depp. Second is Cedric Bixler Zavala. ------------- 
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 9:58pm
| If I was a girl, I would be a lesbian. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:00pm
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Posted By: Bounty
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:00pm
VERY well put. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:01pm
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Wow. This is pathetic. Looks like some people aren't comfortable with their sexuality.
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:01pm
My God, those pants.... I'm all for individualism, but when I can tell the size of your testicles, that's going to far. And don't you dare say he wears them because they're comfortable...(Maybe after the circulation to your penis is cut off, just maybe) ------------- |
Posted By: RenegadeGopher
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:01pm
| uh. it'd be the guy who looked most like what i do now, because i'm full of myself. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:02pm
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I actually like his pants. I find them very fashionable.
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:02pm
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I am very comfortable, I just really dont think that way. I suppose if
you mean a male I think is a good looking guy i would say Depp.
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:03pm
Your opinions as good as mine, who am I to tell you what looks good. ------------- |
Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:04pm
I happen to wear pants simmilar to those. They look cool, they arn't less comfortable, nor are they more. -------------
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Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:04pm
  I don't even have to say his name. ------------- 
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:11pm
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:13pm
Thats some deja vu, because I was thinking to myself, If I had to I know who I would pick.... Good taste newport... ------------- |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:16pm
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:18pm
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How is it homosexual? The title clearly states "If you were a girl...".
Last time I checked, girls who like guys aren't homosexual.
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Posted By: RenegadeGopher
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:19pm
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:20pm
But this thread emplies we are to think in the mindset of a girl, or a homosexual male. -------------
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:25pm
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A little role-play cant be that hard to do.
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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:28pm
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i think he meant a man. |
Posted By: mysteriousone
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:41pm
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this thread has caused me to think about this topic and now i am haveing very disturbing thoughts... anyways, if i was a girl i would be a lesbian -------------  "Where is your beer tonight? I hope its a heineken."
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:43pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:50pm
| I laugh at the homophobes in here... majority of homophobes turn out to be homosexual apparently. We were talking about it at lunch today.... Anyway, thats a tough choice, it'd probably be someone local.....or of course, Hades |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:51pm
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I would have to say myself. Proven to be good in bed and very sexy.
I was typing when Chops posted.... Good Call too.  ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:52pm
| Hades, were you ever there when we were playing with my C-Spot? |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 10:55pm
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Of course, we discovered it with a well lubed finger and a open hospital gown. -------------
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 11:31pm
Then you posted:
So, you look like Micheal Jackson? |
Posted By: Badsmitty
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 11:33pm
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 11:34pm
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Maybe he is little Michael?!?!
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 11:46pm
Sorry, I just gotta 
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Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 11:53pm
If i were a girl I would find hades and buy him a couple drinks for that phone number of his.
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Posted By: PB MISFIT
Date Posted: 16 June 2005 at 11:58pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:00am
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You like the devil lock, eh?
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:18am
3. (1976) Bob De Niro 2. Willem Dafoe  1. Jason Statham  Yeah, so I have a Top 3 of guys I would go **edited** for. WHAT OF IT? |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:22am
| koolit, you must really like the cross dressing scene with willem in boondock saints.... |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:27am
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There was no reason to make him **edited** in that movie AT ALL... -------------
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:28am
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That was the only good thing about that movie!!! -------------
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:29am
| Err... |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:48am
Or the one where he is in bed with that guy? |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:58am
Now who doesnt want this Stud?
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:59am
Sure there was, he had to infiltrate the house and junk. |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:01am
I WANT YOUR BODY |
Posted By: PB MISFIT
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:05am
OMGOMGOMOMGOMFG! BROETHERS! |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:25am
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What about Hysteria? http://img83.echo.cx/my.php?image=xxhardcorexx5be.jpg">  |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:32am
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You're the annoying stepchild people throw knives at
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:49am
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Okay, so I WAS going to say myself...but after seeing this picture I'd hit Hades like a gajillion times. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:56am
I'm loving the beard. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 2:02am
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ZOMGZ, TARINTINO WITH A BEARD!
I think I may go this summer without shaving....we'll see. |
Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 2:21am
 Or hades because everyone else wants him. ------------- |
Posted By: MagicMikebb
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 2:47am
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 6:59am
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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 8:00am
Peter Steele from Type O Negative. |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 8:25am
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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 9:29am
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 12:21pm
or hades, just so I could say I was banged by him or me, cause im way to sexy not to be mentioned or...  ------------- 
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:26pm
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Well, I would have my own boobies. I would never leave the house if I was a girl.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:29pm
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Posted By: For Honor
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 1:55pm
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http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002006/photogallery" name=headshot> Thomas Haden Church the guy from george of the jungle http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0002006/photogallery -------------- 
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Posted By: Jetinal
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 2:06pm
i wouldn't mind gettin to grips with brad pitt's todger 
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 2:10pm
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I'm already a lesbian, I would have more options of pleasure, but if I had to then I guess...
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 2:13pm
 Wew... Wayne has already got me wet. ------------- 
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 2:44pm
Wow that's weird. I would be a virgin. 
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 3:43pm
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Sure.....
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It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 5:44pm
actually clark made me rethink my post |
Posted By: Revolution13
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 8:10pm
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 8:42pm
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 8:49pm
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I for one would not choose myself. I already know how disappointing I would be. I'm like a bottle rocket...a lot of build up to only end up with a small spark, some whistling, and a small pop. Then I go to sleep. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 9:04pm
Well he is the man. /me is sad nobody posted his old sig yet.....(ps, it's too late now) ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 9:15pm
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If i was a girl i would have to choose me cause im not getting any action as it is...i think id make a hot girl, like courtney love ...not
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 17 June 2005 at 10:02pm
Good stuff. I really couldn't tell you. That said, myself. Or Clark Kent. |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 12:54am
I too would do Rambino. |
Posted By: jaked588
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 1:50am
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my hand ------------- 
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Posted By: Sarge14
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 10:32am
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