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Topic: Underwear Paintball
Posted By: TatorSalad8
Subject: Underwear Paintball
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 9:06pm

ok ok, one time me and a bunch of buddies were playin paintball and we decided playin in our boxers would be funny....well it was funny and fun but i still got some bruises...i recomend u try for ur self, shows ur a real man...haha. next time we try were gonna need some chicks......um i guess respond with what u think but it was fun




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Posted By: Chappy061
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 9:13pm
no girl is gonna want to get hit on the bare boob methinks

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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 10:09pm
did you get shot in the wenier?  If you do that, do it with barrels off


Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 10:34pm
If you go undie-style....turn the velocity down to at least like 250 or something

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Posted By: TatorSalad8
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 11:24pm

haha, no1 got shot in the weiner, and bcuz some people were scared we only played for about a half hour, but sadly out barrels were on and our velocitys were almost all the way up if not all the way...we do that from time to time



Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 18 June 2005 at 11:50pm
As long as you have a mask on, you could play naked for all I care. lol.


Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 19 June 2005 at 12:01am

Originally posted by Monk Monk wrote:

As long as you have a mask on, you could play naked for all I care. lol.
 

As long as you're nowhere near my house.



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Posted By: Unicorn
Date Posted: 19 June 2005 at 2:15am
Sorry, not for me. I will never play without a soft cup again. Saved me at least once.


Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 19 June 2005 at 11:14am
I took one to the back of the head like four times, and then to the back and body.  We played no barrels no masks and i got shot back of head point blank literally.  And the people who had barrels were shooting at us the whole time.  We played on  a tennis court...


Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 19 June 2005 at 12:27pm
Sounds somewhat like the kissing game from Drawn Together where all the guys play spin the bottle but they can't be homosexual about it. I'd play.

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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 19 June 2005 at 8:54pm

Originally posted by ^Pirate^ ^Pirate^ wrote:

Sounds somewhat like the kissing game from Drawn Together where all the guys play spin the bottle but they can't be homosexual about it. I'd play.

no barrels though right?



Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 20 June 2005 at 1:23pm
I say you all get Lapco Bigshots and Flatlines and try it again..., what a stupid idea..., it doesnt prove your a man, it proves your a retard, running around with welts and no clothes...

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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 20 June 2005 at 2:06pm
Try it naked with no cup!  Then you're a real man.  Well anyway, good for you.


Posted By: LiL_Conquer
Date Posted: 20 June 2005 at 2:27pm
no then your dumb

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Posted By: EriK6
Date Posted: 20 June 2005 at 5:13pm
Try playing naked with your mask on.


Posted By: Radix
Date Posted: 20 June 2005 at 8:44pm
Try playing paintball with ur clothes  on


Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 June 2005 at 9:45am

How about go into isolation, so you and yor moronic friends are no longer a burden on society



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Posted By: Rare-Faction
Date Posted: 21 June 2005 at 2:54pm
I've played in Camo boxers and body paint before

Had a mask, of course


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Posted By: Ty Guy21
Date Posted: 22 June 2005 at 11:14pm
idiots

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Posted By: GhilleMan
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:34pm
Too bad you guys did play naked in a feild of razor blades



than maybe you wouldnt have a chance to pass on your idiot genes

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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 3:44pm

Them, idiots? Look at that sig!

Anyways it's not dumb it's actually just a guy thing, some guys match their skills up against each other and they see who's tougher as being a skill. But seriously I'd only play but no homosexualness about it, unless it's girls.



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becuz we human
I hope we see the light before it's ruined
My ghetto gospel


Posted By: DoctaMarcos
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 7:19pm
id play  by  being naked and jumping  in a pool with  a electric outlet  cord  in the pool

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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 25 June 2005 at 6:52pm

Originally posted by DoctaMarcos DoctaMarcos wrote:

id play  by  being naked and jumping  in a pool with  a electric outlet  cord  in the pool



Posted By: CrazyPainter
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 7:10pm
You stuipd crazy nut heads, thats not funny it's something dumb and dumber would do.

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Posted By: boarder2k7
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 3:32pm
Originally posted by Predatorr Predatorr wrote:

I took one to the back of the head like four times, and then to the back and body. We played ..no masks and i got shot back of head point blank literally. And the people who had barrels were shooting at us the whole time. We played on a tennis court...


Actuall this is this is way dumber than even playing nude....


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 3:50pm
Originally posted by boarder2k7 boarder2k7 wrote:

Originally posted by Predatorr Predatorr wrote:

I took one to the back of the head like four times, and then to the back and body. We played ..no masks and i got shot back of head point blank literally. And the people who had barrels were shooting at us the whole time. We played on a tennis court...


Actuall this is this is way dumber than even playing nude....



agreed, I was surprised no-one else pointed it out...


Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 6:46pm
yea...

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Posted By: m98bigshot
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 9:17am
Well, this is definately NOT one of the brighter variations of paintball I've ever seen.  If I were you, I wouldn't mess around with that stuff.  Someone could lose an eye...or worse. Ahem. Well, next time play with proper protection ie: a mask, hard/soft cup...

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Posted By: redneckdeerhunt
Date Posted: 02 July 2005 at 12:04pm
thats really smart

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 July 2005 at 10:42am
mmm...i say OUCH on being nude or playing in underwear. I don't think I would do it...but I wouldn't mind watching other people doing it. When I say other people...I mean as in funny/dumba$$ people like off Viva La Bam or something of that matter because it would be really funny.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 03 July 2005 at 12:15pm
I hope you get shot in the genitalia so that you can't reproduce. Thus ending the stupid gene.

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Posted By: umm.....
Date Posted: 03 July 2005 at 8:09pm

ummm.....thats cool



Posted By: dontBUYtippmann
Date Posted: 03 July 2005 at 11:28pm
only on tippmann form


Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 05 July 2005 at 12:28am
All a matter of opiion. A few of my friends did it when they were intoxicated. I did not approve of the intoxication then or the playing like that. Fortunetely I left before the drinking or remainder of paintball.

Imagine if you were hit directly in the testicles, I am sure many of you wish the be able to reproduce. MOst likely you would have to have surgery. Not a happy route.

In all seriousness, play with proper safety gear, please. Do not leave bare skin exposed. In the long run you will not regret it.


Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 05 July 2005 at 2:42am
Reminds me of a video I saw of some guy plaing KOTH naked, ran up...got lit up to hell and ran away.

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 July 2005 at 4:09pm
too bad Darwin's law didn't strike down it's wrath upon your sexual organs

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Posted By: Coolmarve
Date Posted: 06 July 2005 at 11:30am
Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

How about go into isolation, so you and yor moronic friends are no longer a burden on society



lol - I serious just started laughing my ass off in real life.


Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 06 July 2005 at 7:38pm

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by boarder2k7 boarder2k7 wrote:

Originally posted by Predatorr Predatorr wrote:

I took one to the back of the head like four times, and then to the back and body. We played ..no masks and i got shot back of head point blank literally. And the people who had barrels were shooting at us the whole time. We played on a tennis court...


Actuall this is this is way dumber than even playing nude....



agreed, I was surprised no-one else pointed it out...

it started out as us sitting around masks off waiting for somebody to get out of the woods, cause he was a slow walker. So this kid next to me shoots and the ball goes like nowhere without barrels and doesnt really hurt unless its point blank.  SO the kid who just shot without the barrel goes dance and starts shooting at our feet and everybody took their barrels off who didnt have them on and we started playing.  Except the kid coming from the woods just shot at us with his barrel on.  go ahead and shoot with no barrel at a velocity of like 280 and it will barely go anywhere...



Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 06 July 2005 at 10:49pm
i'd play in a leoperd skin thong if my friends would let me......  i've been shot in the balls plenty of times.......doesn't really hurt that bad, but kinda goes numb..... as long as it isn't point blank it should be okay.

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Posted By: Saint
Date Posted: 06 July 2005 at 11:15pm
Getting shot in the nuts and becoming sterile makes you a REAL man!

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 9:17am
all this talk of getting hit in the "naughty places" is starting to... drop the subject.

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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 11:42am

wear a jock strap and a junk-bunker

ooo...instead of chicks playing with you, you should get old people...

playing woodball last weekend, a chick was like "damn, its hot" and took off her shirt, but I have a girlfriend, so I went on my merry way without so much as a peek



Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 9:20pm
you smug bastard.  A look is a way of complimenting her bosom



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