Tiger, Lion attack
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Topic: Tiger, Lion attack
Posted By: pxlNICK
Subject: Tiger, Lion attack
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 12:56am
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http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8334390/?GT1=6657 - Boy in critical condition after tiger, lion attack Not only did the poor kid get attacked by one of the tigers, but a lion jumps in for some too. The owner should be punished to the fullest extent of the law, IMO. ------------- M98 Custom- -14" Progressive -GTA X-Chamber -Rocket Cock |
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 12:58am
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The kid should have called for Super lions to rescue him. ------------- 
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:00am
Heh, didnt 2 lions save some girl the other day? i guess the universe evens itself out. ------------- 
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pxlNICK wrote:Posted By: mysteriousone
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:00am
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Lions just can't seem what to do First they Protect a little girl then they beat the crap out of a little boy... -------------  "Where is your beer tonight? I hope its a heineken."
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:00am
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I urinated on a stick and poked a bear with it at the zoo once, I wanted to get the lion but couldn't find where it was. ------------- 
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Posted By: mysteriousone
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:02am
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that must have been fun^^^^ ------------- "Where is your beer tonight? I hope its a heineken."
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Posted By: pxlNICK
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:05am
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:05am
| Someone had to have been provoking somewhere between the time the kid got there and the time he left on a stretcher. |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:54am
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I actually laughed at that. Im a strong believer in Darwinism, if that kid was too stupid to not know leaning over the Tiger/Lion pit is a bad idea, then maybe he isn't smart enough to live. /me waits for hippy. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 2:37am
Or Thundercats. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 2:39am
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All they needed was a bear.
Zookeeper: "LIONS, TIGER AND BEARS!" boy: "OH MY" props to anyone who gets that |
Posted By: pxlNICK
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 8:47am
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Actually, the dude who had all the animals did have a caged bear, too. I guess he was a comedian. ------------- M98 Custom- -14" Progressive -GTA X-Chamber -Rocket Cock |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 8:51am
And shame on anybody who doesn't. I read about a 73 year old farmer in Nairobi who was out tending his crops with a machete when a leopard came at him out of the brush. He dropped the machete, grabbed the leopard as it pounced him, ripped out its tongue, and watched it bleed to death, writing in pain on the ground. I hope I'm half that tough at 73. Edit: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20050622/od_nm/kenya_leopard_dc - Found the story. ------------- 
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 8:58am
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I would've busted out some Tarzan moves.. ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: BLand
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 9:08am
Choopie, cmon, its not that hard, Wizard of Oz. ------------- 
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Posted By: Pariel
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 9:27am
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Heh...
This thread is pretty funny. That said, the lions used to scare me at the zoo when I was kid, so I'll skip that. I'm not sure if there were any tigers. I once heard of monkeys throwing poop, but then they closed the monkey house. Giant tortoises are incredibly fun to ride. Elephant-tipping is a lot of fun. They need quite a bit of help to get up. You now know my zoo experiences. |
Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 24 June 2005 at 9:37am
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w00t wizard of oz. ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |