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Topic: I Can’t Sleep....
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Subject: I Can’t Sleep....
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 1:50am



That is all.

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Replies:
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 1:50am


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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 1:50am
Roffle. My night is so much more complete now. TY

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 1:59am
He's channeling the energy of L. Ron Hubbard in order
to kill Oprah!

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Posted By: MagicMikebb
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 1:59am
Hes hott.

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:02am

Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Roffle. My night is so much more complete now. TY

love it

MagicMikebb  wtf???



Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:03am
Anyone else think this picture  makes it look like Tom's getting the money shot from a big black wang?


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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:03am
I don't even think Tom Cruise is that good looking.
Seriously though, he's just kind of...goofy.

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:04am
He has a crooked nose. Jude Law is much hotter.

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:06am

yeah goofy thats a good word

how about brad pitt devorceing that ultra ultra hot chick from friends? that quueer... i dont care if it was for angelina jole



Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:06am
Jude Law is freaking amazing.

Wow.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:07am
Originally posted by tippmann89c tippmann89c wrote:

yeah goofy thats a good word


how about brad pitt devorceing that ultra ultra hot chick from friends?
that quueer... i dont care if it was for angelina jole



My girlfriend bares an almost eerie resemblance to
Jennifer Aniston.

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:07am
are we serious?


Posted By: NewbTippyPBer
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:08am
That would be funny if I hadnt seen it before :dodgy:

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:08am
I don't know what you're refering to, but nothing I've said thus
far in this thread has been a joke so...

Yes? I'm being serious?

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:09am
Originally posted by tippmann89c tippmann89c wrote:

how about brad pitt devorceing that ultra ultra hot chick from friends? that quueer... i dont care if it was for angelina jole



No dude. I'm sorry but Angelina Jolie is MUCH hotter than Jennifer Aniston.




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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:10am
Angelina is just way less classy.
It's like, how can you not look like a whore with those huge lips?

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:10am

guys talking about hot guys...

i may be leaveing this forum



Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:11am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Angelina is just way less classy.
It's like, how can you not look like a whore with those huge lips?
haha yeah exactly. and i think jeniffer aniston should kick angelinas azz
now who wouldnt want to see that?
 
EDIT wait wait wait... i know of someone who puts them both to shame. back with a pic in a second


Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:12am
Originally posted by tippmann89c tippmann89c wrote:

guys talking about hot guys...


i may be leaveing this forum



I've never quite understood that.
Why is it strange for a guy to acknowledge another guy as hot?

I don't care how "manly" you think you are, you can tell if another guy is
good-looking.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:13am
Originally posted by tippmann89c tippmann89c wrote:

Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:


Angelina is just way less classy. It's like, how can you not look
like a whore with those huge lips?

haha yeah exactly. and i think jeniffer aniston should kick angelinas azz
now who wouldnt want to see that?


No way.
Lara Croft would dominate Aniston any day.

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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:13am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Angelina is just way less classy.
It's like, how can you not look like a whore with those huge lips?


Them some DSL's yo.


Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:13am
I disagree Prod. Asides from being able to be vary her range from crotch achingly hot to stunningly beautiful, she's also a better actress than Jennifer Aniston AND she's a Goodwill Ambassador. I think that's pretty respectable.



-edit- About the hot guy thing--It takes a very secure and firm understanding of ones own sexuality to be able to shy away from stereotypes and stigmas and acknowledge another man's good looks.

Prod and I are just straighter than you.


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Posted By: MagicMikebb
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:14am
I want Cruise's babies.

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:15am
Enough with Cruise, we've all already ruled him as a chump...and he's getting penor blasted by a black man in that squirt picture.

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:16am

Cathrine Zeta Jones

 

one can only dream. she wins. period.



Posted By: MagicMikebb
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:16am
You're jealous becauses hes hotter than you.

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:16am
Oh, I've got nothing against Ms. Jolie.
She's totally okay in my book - I just don't think she's quite as classy as
Aniston.

Your comment on her versatility in look is spot on, but all I'm saying is
that she always manages to look slightly trashy - this is solely because of
those lips.

As for her charity work - it's totally comendable, but at the same time
she's borderline austentatious with it. It's like, we get it, you adopt kids;
no need to do another interview about it.

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:18am
Truth. Lets just get back to talking about how much less hot Tom Cruise is than other actors.

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:19am
but what about CZJ... who cares bout the others lol


Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:19am
One time Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise went to the same charity
auction, and Cruise started crying because everybody was talking to
Johnny Depp instead of him.

TRUE STORY!

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:21am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

One time Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise went to the same charity
auction, and Cruise started crying because everybody was talking to
Johnny Depp instead of him.

TRUE STORY!
HAHAHAHAHA!
 
but seriously... CZJ > cruise, depp, jolie, aniston


Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:22am
I was watching E! this one time and they were doing candid celebrity sightings and they went up to Tom Cruise on the beach and he was wearing this short swim trunks, and the camera zoomed in on his inner thigh and you could TOTALLY see his tampon string hanging out.

Also a true story.


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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:24am
Catherine Zeta Jones is just sort of.... Bleh.
She's got that stupid long name, and plus she's married to that old guy.

This other time, Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt were at the same Wine Gaela,
and Tom Cruise threw a hissy fit because all the sexy females were flirting
with Brad instead of him.

TRUTH!

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:25am

im about to start a whole new thread featureing CZJ. you fools arent giveing her the attention she deserves.

*runs away pouting*

I mean look at that? whats wrong with you?



Posted By: MagicMikebb
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:26am
ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HES BEAUTIFUL


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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:28am
Hey, are Scientologists allowed to use condoms?
I assume birth control is out of the question, but... Condoms?

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:29am
Google brought this up:

Scientologists believe that their bodies have the souls of dead aliens in them. I'm not lying. In fact, most ailments, like the Flu, or even AIDS, are caused by these spirits. Because of this, Scientologists do not support AIDS efforts, because condoms, drugs, and medical treatments do not solve the problem. You have to address the alien soul within you.


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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:29am
i dont even know what a scientologist is


Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:31am
Someone who uses common lab materials and supplies for sexual stimulation.

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:32am
well thats a bit wierd, but whatever floats your boat i guess, right?


Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:32am
Originally posted by newport newport wrote:

Google brought this up:

Scientologists believe that their bodies have the souls of dead aliens
in them. I'm not lying. In fact, most ailments, like the Flu, or even
AIDS, are caused by these spirits. Because of this, Scientologists do
not support AIDS efforts, because condoms, drugs, and medical
treatments do not solve the problem. You have to address the alien soul
within you.


Hm, very interesting.
I printed out a copy of a survey you have to fill out in order to become a
Scientologist - We were reading it over dinner tonight.

It starts out pretty standard but the last fifty or so questions get pretty
freaking strange.

My personal favorite was,
"Have you ever destroyed a planet through the use of radiation?"
Aparently that's a nono in Scientology.

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:34am
You gotta support a religion whose member's positions of power directly correlate with how much money they "donate" per month.

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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:34am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Originally posted by newport newport wrote:

Google brought this up:

Scientologists believe that their bodies have the souls of dead aliens
in them. I'm not lying. In fact, most ailments, like the Flu, or even
AIDS, are caused by these spirits. Because of this, Scientologists do
not support AIDS efforts, because condoms, drugs, and medical
treatments do not solve the problem. You have to address the alien soul
within you.


Hm, very interesting.
I printed out a copy of a survey you have to fill out in order to become a
Scientologist - We were reading it over dinner tonight.

It starts out pretty standard but the last fifty or so questions get pretty
freaking strange.

My personal favorite was,
"Have you ever destroyed a planet through the use of radiation?"
Aparently that's a nono in Scientology.


Does Gamma count. Dang, One poor choice after another, Ill stick with regular explosives next time.


Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:38am


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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:41am
Originally posted by newport newport wrote:

Anyone else think this picture  makes it look like Tom's getting the money shot from a big black wang?



WELL!?!


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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:42am
Tom's loving it.

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Posted By: MagicMikebb
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:43am
Better edit that before you get striked.(Newport)

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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:44am
Why would Newport get a strike for that?
Is there something about semen and penises that are unwholesome?

Sex is natural, okay?

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:44am
Why? I didn't post the pic, I just let everyone know what I think it looks like.

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Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:51am

again, who cares about tom

maybe all you need is a different angle

think about her in Zoro fighting that guy with a sword

*edit, there should be a "drool" smiley



Posted By: tippmann89c
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 2:57am

yeah no one replys cuase they're left speechless from the pic.

I understand.

this one's still my favorite though



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 3:11am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Angelina is just way less classy.
It's like, how can you not look like a whore with those huge lips?


I somehow manage


And scientology is nuts. Yes, we decended from clams..


Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 27 June 2005 at 7:30am
Originally posted by Panda Man Panda Man wrote:





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