My Abduction Story
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Topic: My Abduction Story
Posted By: .Ryan
Subject: My Abduction Story
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:09am
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Somewhere in Ohio..... Ok so, last week I was just walkin down the street after hanging out with my girlfriend at about 2:00 AM when I suddenly found myself enveloped in a very bright blue light. I then found myself floating upwards and looked up to see a giant flying saucer with a large round opening in the middle. They took me in and forced me to lay on a small metal table. Luckily they were only about 3 and a half feet tall and around 40 pounds so they couldn't keep me there for long. I got up, flinging the little gray butt monkeys around the room in my efforts, and made my way to a hallway. I came upon a small dimmly lit room with racks of laser blasters on each wall and what appeared to be some sort of powered armor suit which was, to my dismay only about 3 feet tall....Luckily, it was also rather light so I pick it and one of the nifty laser blasters up and headed down the hallway to the brightly lit room at the end. This room was the cockpit. I forced the two piolets to land in my back yard and proceeded to blast then into small green piles of goo before they could contact their mother ship. I subsequently cleared the entire ship of those nasty little gray guys, save one whom is now tied up in my basement, and pulled a large tarp over my new toy. In the next three days I emptied the ship of any books, computers, and technology that struck my fancy including a universal translator which came in handy in reading all of the instruction manuals and conversing with my new, yet captive friend. I have since mastered the art of telepathy and modified the powerarmor to fit me. I hid the ship at the bottom of a local lake for future use as well. I haven't decided what to do with Tork(the captive alien) but He should be able to help me in my future endevors. By the way, learn this phrase well: "All hail Empiror Ryan" and get used to the word "Sire". See you soon. ps If anyone has questions for Tork I will gladly ask then relay the answers to you. -------------  |
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:10am
| Thanks God I was smart enought to go to the bottom of your thread before reading all of that... |
Posted By: RenegadeGopher
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:11am
| This is stupid. |
Posted By: RustyNail
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:12am
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I DEMAND PICS ------------- This sig doesnt fly. A-5 E-Grip Lapco Bigshot 12" (Bead Blasted) Maddmann Spring Kit |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:12am
 /me just sits and stares at it. ------------- 
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:13am
lol |
Panda Man wrote:Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:13am
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now I stole it! muhahhahaha! -------------
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:14am
| as long as i know I had it before you lol... i dont care lol |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:14am
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I like you.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: RustyNail
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:16am
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sexy
------------- This sig doesnt fly. A-5 E-Grip Lapco Bigshot 12" (Bead Blasted) Maddmann Spring Kit |
Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:17am
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Presto Changeo!
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:18am
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the burning man Army. -------------
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Posted By: RustyNail
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:19am
 ------------- This sig doesnt fly. A-5 E-Grip Lapco Bigshot 12" (Bead Blasted) Maddmann Spring Kit |
Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:20am
 another one for your enjoyment Panda |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:21am
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AHAHA Screw burning man, I want that one! -------------
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Posted By: RustyNail
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:23am
I WILL REMAIN LOYAL TO BURNING MAN! ------------- This sig doesnt fly. A-5 E-Grip Lapco Bigshot 12" (Bead Blasted) Maddmann Spring Kit |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:27am
| I have a question for "Tork". How do aliens "do it". |
Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:28am
ear muffs
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Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 2:55am
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That happened to you too? ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 7:48am
| So were the aliens like...really hot? |
Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 7:48am
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lol thats great ------------- 
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