Bizarre movie sequel titles
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Topic: Bizarre movie sequel titles
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Subject: Bizarre movie sequel titles
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:06pm
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Here is your your mission: Take a real movie and come up with a bizarre sequel! ------------- If I flee, kill me If I die, avenge me |
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:07pm
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A Very Matrix Christmas.
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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:09pm
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Tom Cruise Battles G.ay Alien Robot Zombies While Battling His Own *G.ayness
Sequel to War of the World |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:09pm
| I know what you did last scream |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:09pm
| Bicentennial Man 2: Yes, it's a virus. |
Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:10pm
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Passion of The Christ II Crucify This... How the Lord Of The Rings Stole Christmas Garfield and the sorcerer stone ------------- 
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:10pm
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Kill Billy Bob Thorton. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:11pm
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Mr. Smith Goes to Death Row.
Debbie Does the Dishes ------------- 
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:12pm
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Harry Potter Day Care -------------
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:12pm
Best EVER! People are really missing the point of this thread. You are NOT combining movies... you're creating a funny sequel to a movie. Passion of the christ 2: crucify this is a perfect example. |
reifidom wrote:Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:13pm
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Meet the Mansons Sequel to meet the Fockers. Saving Private Pyle SHAZAAM! Son in Law-Paulie Shore's Decapitation WOOHOO!!!!! Eight Monkeys (If you can't figure that out...) ------------- 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:13pm
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The 6th Element-Lelus kid.
Termenator 4: Revenge of the Governor. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:15pm
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I watched the passion of the christ, I'm a believer and all I just
don't tend to like sitting in one spot watching a movie like that. Harry Potter drops out. -------------
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:15pm
| Props to Mr. Yankovic for the greatest movie sequel ever: "Ghandi II: No More Mr. Nice Guy" |
Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:16pm
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Russia Trip sequel to Euro Trip. American Cake sequel to the American Pie series of movies. -------------
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:17pm
Harry Potter goes to Heck? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:20pm
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Subliminal messaging? I watched it I go to church when I can, and I am religious but I just don't like the movie, no more defending my opinions attack as you wish. American Cake sequel to the American Pie series.(other post) Welcome to Mooseport, Meet the Mayor. -------------
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:22pm
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The Full Monty II: 4/3 Monty
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Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:23pm
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Urnest goes to white castle. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:23pm
Patch: Another rip in my jeans Thursday and Monday Night Lights sequel to Friday Night Lights What happened before their varsity years? -------------
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:25pm
i figured id be first to attack, you are "religious" (which means nothing, i "religiously" go to the bathroom every morning, see) but you have 1 strike, a sexual slur, thats it im done, really Indiana Jones IV: The Quest for More Money -------------
Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:25pm
| The Boondock popes |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:26pm
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Almost Stupid(sequal to almost famous) ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:26pm
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Veggie Park Veggie Tales meets South Park! The Island of Martha Stewart Sequel to Island of Dr. Moreau/The Rock Home Alone 4-Lost in Neverland I know... Found It! Sequel to Finding Neverland Vice Presidents Gone Wild! Watch Al Gore and **edited** Cheney earn those stripes!! The Cow Whisperer Sequel to The Horse Whisperer Look what you've done HWay...
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Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:29pm
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Dances with Wolves II: Riverdance on the Reservation -------------
Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:29pm
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:29pm
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Dude wheres my truck? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:29pm
That could sequel Chris Farley's Almost Heros Top Cat sequel to Top Dog(never sen it) The Longest Yard: 4th and Inches Rod trip: Highway Hazzard -------------
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:33pm
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Almost Heroes= I love that movie. -------------
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Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:34pm
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Dude Where's My Car? II: My Friend, It Seems Ive Misplaced My Automobile.
Tears of the Sun II: The Moon Weeps 2 Dave II: John Tora!, Tora!, Tora! II: Tora!!, Tora!!, Tora!!, Tora!! -------------
Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:39pm
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Colateral 2: Cabbies Revenge ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:40pm
Wouldn't this be a prequel? |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:44pm
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Starring Pierce Brosnan Bush and Cheney Go to The White House Sequel to Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle Bush and Cheney's Up In Smoke Sequel To Cheech and Chong... Bush and Cheney Do America Sequel to Beavis and Butthead... Outbreak 2: The Crabs Lord of the Whitehouse: Return of the Bush Aliens: Border Patrol Taxi Driver 2: Jihad The Whole Ten Inches Think about that one...
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:48pm
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Predator 3: Wacko Jacko's at it again. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:48pm
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Napolean Firecracker. He has a kid? |
Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:57pm
no, staring John Cleese -------------
Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 5:59pm
no, 4/3 is more than 1, it is 1 + 1/3 Radio II: the Retarded Transistor Sea Biscquit II: Biscquits & -Glue- no Gravy -------------
Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 6:11pm
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Titanic II ~The Iceberg returns
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 6:13pm
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Titanic 2, Rose gets it: He was only sleeping. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: AngelSlayer
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 6:18pm
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Titanic II: "The Story of How I (Rose) Made Love to a Mostly Living Ice Cube" -------------
Hey, Pate, it does feel good to be a gangster. |
Posted By: SpaldingTPI
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 6:24pm
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monty python and the search for the brave little toaster ------------- custom pro RT j&j ceramic 12in sniper ricochet ak |
Posted By: rockerdoode
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 8:13pm
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24 days later. ------------- "According to Sue Johanson, theres nothing that can increase your manhood, trust me I've already looked into it for myself." -Zata |
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 8:27pm
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Pirates of the Caribbean II: Curse of the Missed Period
So? Is it Will Turner's? Or Cap'n Jack Sparrow's?  The pirate gets my vote!! |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 10:41pm
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He is the foxy one! Underworld 2: the sewers Cereal killerz 2: Cpt. Crunch's revenge |
Posted By: agentwhale007.
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 10:47pm
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Good Will Hunting II... HUNTING SEASON! ------------- Hey, nice marmot!  |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 10:49pm
| Donnie Lighto. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 10:49pm
"how do you like them apples? I don't like the sound o them apples ben! Me neither. Applesauce ()" |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 10:51pm
Thats so from jay and silent bob strike back. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Sumo_Monkey22
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 10:53pm
| Legally Blonde III: Like is tuna really chicken? |
Posted By: Johndcjr1989
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:06pm
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roflcopter sumo thats the best one so far ------------- Rockin' the Ironman Intimidator. The Original Redneck Gangsta |
Posted By: agentwhale007.
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:14pm
http://imdb.com/name/nm0000255/ - Ben Affleck : You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture. Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
I seriously LOL'ed in the theater on this one. I laughed for a good 5 min..... ------------- Hey, nice marmot! |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:18pm
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That movie sucked hardcore. Hardcore.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:20pm
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Good will hunting? Jay and Silent bob strike back? Wich one?
and.. HxC ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:23pm
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Jay and SIlent Bob Strike Back. It was like a trainwreck that wouldn't stop.
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:24pm
Tru dat, I refuse to believe that Kevin Smith actually had a hand in making it. THREE KINGS TWO: That makes 5, or 6 if you're multiplying. What about three squared? That's nine. This should make for a lengthy title, albeit a long and pointless one. Did I mention this film has GEORGE CLOONEY in it? |
Posted By: agentwhale007.
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:24pm
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If you dont get the inside jokes of the View Askew world, it is corny. If you got all the little puns it was halarious... ------------- Hey, nice marmot! |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:29pm
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No, it just sucked. Real bad.
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Posted By: agentwhale007.
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:31pm
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[Insert 'your mom' comeback here] ------------- Hey, nice marmot! |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:33pm
Exactly. Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 30 June 2005 at 11:37pm
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The Bride of Chucky...
Oh, wait... |
Posted By: holysmartone
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 12:29am
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"1001010110110001111010110" Sequel to the matrix series. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 12:30am
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Like this..
010101000110100001100101001000000100110101100001011101000111 001001101001011110000010000000110100 ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: billya5
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 12:33am
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Posted By: holysmartone
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 3:34am
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^ Or not... And DB, didnt feel like actually looking up the binary for it all. |
Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 3:44am
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Lords of Huntington Beach, sequel tp Lords of Dogtown
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 3:46am
He meant the Friday Night Lights se/pre-quel -------------
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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 3:52am
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Shaolin Soccer 2: Monks vs. Pirates The Seven String Samurai Super Troopers 2 (just because it would be cool) Strange Brew 2: Return of the Brewery ------------- http://www.anomationanodizing.com - My Site 
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Posted By: welcome guest
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 4:34am
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The Shining Castle Conquest E.M.R ------------- http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml - http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/17/107.shtml. 
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Posted By: Smitty
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 9:58am
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 I liked that one too.
Hitler joins Barney in..............I dyed my moustache purple. I'm tired. That's all I can think of. |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 12:42pm
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Posted By: Mag-a-Man
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 12:52pm
the dragonfly effect. A Clockwork Moroon |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 12:56pm
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Pulp Nonfiction The Brave Little Oven ------------- 
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Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 1:13pm
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spider man 3:rehash of the villan willy wanker and the vanilla factory. ------------- 
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 1:19pm
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Chocolate Prison Blues: The memoirs of an Oompa Loompa
Shindler's List II: The Back of the Page... Star Wars 4.5: Chewie's no good, low down, horribly horrible, Bad Day Star Trek XXVVIICLXXI: The Borg go to Prison Resistance is Futile, Boy! |
Posted By: stalker77
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 1:36pm
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austin powers 4: shagmember
o mother where art thou the sound of music 2: the hills are alive.....AGAIN! collateral 2: the pakistani driver |
Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 1:41pm
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Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 2:49pm
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Posted By: MROD
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 10:15pm
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Posted By: BradNowell
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 10:50pm
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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 01 July 2005 at 11:06pm
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