"Cows, Constitution and Carlin"
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Topic: "Cows, Constitution and Carlin"
Posted By: Rico's Revenge
Subject: "Cows, Constitution and Carlin"
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 9:12am
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COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment! And Last but not least..... George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson, Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail." |
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Posted By: Dom
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 9:51am
| I wish I was capable of producing that kind of logic.:) |
Posted By: GhettoSmurf
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 10:03am
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werd ten commandments needed to be put down though, not for your logic of course ------------- Dan Long Spyder Electra DX 
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Dom wrote:Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 10:18am
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That post is kinda scary.
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 10:26am
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I lawl'd
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Posted By: redneckdeerhunt
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 10:31am
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Posted By: tippmannboy2
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 11:02am
I like the first one i loled and the last one------------- Long Live The Confederacy I am an AMERICAN AND IM PROUD OF IT! |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 2:24pm
| George Carlin is my second favorite stand up. |
Posted By: hashi2008
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 2:34pm
So true it's scary ------------- Founder of the "Forumers Against the Ugly Woman Sigs" also known as FAUWS. |
Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 3:56pm
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George Carlin is hillarious. I find your logic interesting though. ------------- |
Posted By: Hella Cool
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 4:00pm
George Carlin =  . I read one of his books.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 4:38pm
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lol....gotta love ol' George...
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 4:41pm
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I love that man,
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 4:48pm
i don't we don't need anymore of that floating around. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 4:51pm
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Politicians WANT to keep track of cows, not illeagle imigrant. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Dom
Date Posted: 07 July 2005 at 5:38pm
Huh? Do you mean, "I don't think we need anymore of that floating around"? And by ''that" are you referring to the logic used in making those points? |