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Topic: Best bible verse...ever

Posted By: themovielife
Subject: Best bible verse...ever
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:27pm

Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces.
Malachi 2:3

God is such a...dirty person.

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:28pm

Yeah, thats kinda funny.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:30pm

I still like this one:

Dre: "Still rock my khakis with a cuff and a crease
Still got love for the streets, repping 213
Still the beat bangs, still doing my thang
Since I left, ain't too much changed"

Posted By: Savior_six
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:30pm

Maybe he meant it in a good way.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:32pm

"Man shall not lay with man. Not with their genitals. Nor with their souls." -Corenthialis 15:21

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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:34pm

"Still not lovin' police"

Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:35pm

Clark Kent wrote:

"Still not lovin' police"

I think jesus originally busted that rhyme.

Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:37pm

rofl

Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:44pm

Clark Kent wrote:

rofl

Not a bible quote.

I think my favorite quote is.

"For those who hope upon the lord shall grow wings of great length, they shall run and not grow weary, they shall walk and not be faint."

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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:53pm

Hitman wrote:

"Man shall not lay with man. Not with their genitals. Nor with their souls." -Corenthialis 15:21

Because Corenthialis is such a book in the bible....

And Movie, post the whole chapter, and find out what the verse is really about. It's not hard at all to go to a website and let someone distort a religion.

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"War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse."

Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:54pm

"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death

I take a look at my life and realize there's not much left
 coz I've been blastin and laughin so long, that
even my mama thinks that my mind is gone
but I ain't never crossed a man that didn't deserve it
me be treated like a punk you know that's unheard of
you better watch how you're talking, and where you're walking
or you and your homies might be lined in chalk
I really hate to trip but i gotta, loc
As I Grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, fool
I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like 
on my knees in the night, saying prayers in the streetlight"
Coolio- 13:5

Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:57pm

this is from family guy

"and the lord said, go sox" John 3:16

does anybody know the real verse? I saw it on the bottom of some bag from a mall and stone cold steve austin used to have that up all the time. If you know the verse put it up

Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:59pm

The history teacher wrote it in my yearbook in 8th grade.

Something about the lord giving his only son to be a sacarfic. (Im not too sure, something to that effect)

Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 15 July 2005 at 11:59pm

John 3:16 For God so loved the world he gave his only begotten son so that we may not die but have everlasting life.

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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 12:01am

wasnt that abraham, and is son ended up being replaced by a goat?

Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 12:03am

Predatorr wrote:

wasnt that abraham, and is son ended up being replaced by a goat?

Nope, that was God and Jesus?

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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 12:05am

touche bible, touche

Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 12:12am

Been a while since I heard Gangster's Paradise...

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Posted By: zak
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:08am

You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that and shudder
thats one of my favorites

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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:11am

Is there an online bible somewhere, or some bible quote site or anything?

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:12am

Sure just type in a verse in google.

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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:14am

I don't know any.

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Posted By: Civeta Dei
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:17am

http://www.biblegateway.com/
http://www.bible.com/

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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:19am

Who would've thought...

thanks

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Posted By: Civeta Dei
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:19am

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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:20am

Haha there are 24 english versions...I'm in for a long summer...

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Posted By: Civeta Dei
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:21am

I didn't bother to look through the sites much, just pasted the first two results from google.

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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 1:54am

Frozen Balls wrote:

Haha there are 24 english versions...I'm in for a long summer...

There's a Klingon version somewhere as well.

Posted By: agentwhale007.
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 10:56am

Acts 1:18

1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.

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Hey, nice marmot!

Posted By: BlackDeath7
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 11:04am

agentwhale007. wrote:

Acts 1:18

1:18 Now this man purchased a field with the reward of iniquity; and falling headlong, he burst asunder in the midst, and all his bowels gushed out.

Sounds fun.

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Brett Favre gets sacked again.

Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 11:14am

"Tress understood my self Ended but still there is shift work not to mention a if a little unintelligent plant"

oh wait, that's not from the bible, that's just written by a schizophrenic person.....that has nothing in common with the bible.

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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Posted By: wvrunnera5
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 11:37am

About the Abraham and goat thing. I beleive that God told Abraham to sacrifice his only son. So Abraham took his son up to this moutain place and was going to do it when a goat was found in the bushes and God told him to sacrifice it instead. It was mainly a test to see if Abraham would do it or not. I'm glad to see that you guys know verses. Personally I don't kno any. And whos heard the Weird Al version of gangsters paradise or whatever its called. It's about amish people. Just saw someone post the real song and wondered if anyone heard the spoofed version.

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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 16 July 2005 at 12:18pm

There's one in Leviticus...23 I think...That forbids banging horses