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Topic: Jealous much?
Posted By: *Stealth*
Subject: Jealous much?
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:10pm
I just blended myself a Strawberry daiquiri...








You know you want it






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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:12pm
Screw the drink... I want you.

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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:12pm
Doesnt that need some alcohol?

Also God created strawberries, therefore that makes them taste yucky... Even mixed with hard liqour...

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Posted By: ShortyBP
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:13pm
I'm not falling for this trick.

First you dim the lights... then you offer an alcohol beverage... then the camera pans down...

I DON'T THINK SO!

Sick puppy!


Posted By: redneckdeerhunt
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:13pm
no i dont care for any

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:13pm
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Doesnt that need some alcohol?

Also God created strawberries, therefore that makes them taste yucky... Even mixed with hard liqour...


If my parents were'nt home I might have put some white vodka in there... However, since the rents are here... it's virgen.


Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:23pm
Vodka makes everything yucky...

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Posted By: Impulse.
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:24pm
Gets you drunk though. But that's a pretty big girls drink.

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Posted By: agentwhale007.
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:26pm

"But there's booze in the blender, and soon it will render, that frozen concoction that helps me hang on"

Everybody sing along.



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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:27pm
Its pointless unless you have vodka in there. 


Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:28pm
homosexual?

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:39pm
It's a damn good drink for a minor... I dont drink seeing as I am underage, So... I enjoy the taste of the virgens.



And If by homosexual you mean pounding you into the ground for saying that... Your call.


Posted By: ShortyBP
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:45pm
Girls drink blah blah.

Because it doesn't taste like urine or butt, it must be a "girls drink", right? Haha. How about like aviation fuel? Is 151/coke a girls drink too?

Go on with your bad self Stealth. If my guts were able to process alcohol like they used to, I'd opt for the same thing over a "man drink". Since my insides have decided that they no longer want to partake in any alcohol whatsoever, I'll take one of the non-alcoholic ones as well.

So long as you turn the lights back on and stop looking at me like that.


Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 2:49pm
Stealth knows how to make Friday night last until Saturday morning.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:19pm
Damn Strait.


I do on occasion have real daqu's when I can get my hands on them, and really I dont give a crap if it's a girls drink. They are good.


Posted By: blandpart2
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:21pm
How come you sometimes type in the center like this...

And sometimes don't


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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:36pm
Because


It is to cause confusion.


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:37pm
Lime Margerita > Strawberry Daquiri


Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:39pm
How about a girlfriend...












You know you want it


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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: blandpart2
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:41pm
Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

How about a girlfriend...












You know you want it


Oh....snap


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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:41pm
I've been working on that plenteh...


You know that already.


Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:42pm
Just give one of those drinks to a lady and after a rew sips she will want to be your girlfriend.

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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:44pm
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

I've been working on that plenteh...


You know that already.


I want to take you down faster than Kirstie Alley on a glazed ham....




You know that already


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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:45pm
Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

I've been working on that plenteh...


You know that already.


I want to take you down faster than Kirstie Alley on a glazed ham....




You know that already



Well Come on over already, and lets get this thing done...

You Know I've been waiting.


Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:47pm
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

So... I enjoy the taste of the virgens.


Mmmmmmm, me to... 


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Posted By: Impulse.
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:50pm

Originally posted by ShortyBP ShortyBP wrote:

Girls drink blah blah.

Because it doesn't taste like urine or butt, it must be a "girls drink", right? Haha. How about like aviation fuel? Is 151/coke a girls drink too?



Someone is in denile. Daquiry= () drink



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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:51pm
watch out impulse, i got in trouble for geek pr0n before...

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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:52pm
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

I've been working on that plenteh...


You know that already.


I want to take you down faster than Kirstie Alley on a glazed ham....




You know that already



Well Come on over already, and lets get this thing done...

You Know I've been waiting.


Hey! A hat! Neat-o.


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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: Impulse.
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:52pm

Haha that made me laugh. Sadly it's probably true. (not you,the rules)



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Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 3:54pm

Yeah man that's a girl drink, next you'll be putting a lil umprella in it and calling yourself Corey.

Now make me a jack-n-coke. My wife spent all my money again and I need a few drinks. If you make me one of those lil girl drinks I'm gonna b.slap you.



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Posted By: Psycho5785
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 4:00pm
Steve, you drink enough every time you get on the field
anyway. You drunken mule! You know I love you, man!

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Posted By: ShortyBP
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 4:07pm
Originally posted by Impulse. Impulse. wrote:

Originally posted by ShortyBP ShortyBP wrote:

Girls drink blah blah. Because it doesn't taste like urine or butt, it must be a "girls drink", right? Haha. How about like aviation fuel? Is 151/coke a girls drink too?


Someone is in denile. Daquiry= () drink


I've never been to Egypt! Oh... denial! Right. :)

OK fine, it's a girls drink! You win!


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 4:12pm
Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

Just give one of those drinks to a lady and after a rew sips she will want to be your girlfriend.


Man, what are you adding to those drinks first?


Posted By: Impulse.
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 4:12pm

Haha,what movie is that from?



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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 4:32pm
Originally posted by Justice Justice wrote:

Yeah man that's a girl drink, next you'll be putting a lil umprella in it and calling yourself Corey.


Now make me a jack-n-coke. My wife spent all my money again and I need a few drinks. If you make me one of those lil girl drinks I'm gonna b.slap you.



lolerz

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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 4:43pm

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

I enjoy the taste of the virgens.

Who doesn't?



Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 6:15pm
nope


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 9:52pm
Originally posted by Klaus Klaus wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

I enjoy the taste of the virgens.

Who doesn't?



No one.


Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 9:58pm
If I can help it, I would rather not be the first to cross home plate. Too much of a hassle if you ask me. I think too much of an importance is placed on a small, worthless flap of skin.

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Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 10:00pm
Who would put a small flap of skin in a Virgin Daquari?


Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 10:01pm
Zombies?

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 10:45pm
ROFL.... 


Posted By: Klaus
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 10:53pm

Never excepting a drink from a zobie again...



Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 22 July 2005 at 10:58pm
Well...



Thats kind of sick.



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