1. Lock door. 2. Call 911.

Police are better trained for this situation.

in my room.  My paintball gear is always sitting right by me so i'd call 911 using my phone.  Put the co2 in my gun as quietly as i could, turn the lights off, and sit in the hall after putting marbles in my hopper.  All of my valubles are in my living room which is close to my room.  First guy i see gets marbles to the chest.  Now that may sound odd, but i bought ones as close to paintball size as possible so while ruining my gun, it would ruin the burgular's day.  Plus my dog is trained to attack so im sure she might help too.  Most burgulars go in unarmed so im sure i'd have the upper hand.  I Also sleep with a baseball bat next to me n my dog.  I'm extremely paranoid when it comes to break ins.

edit* i didnt see you say they were both armed.  In that case i'd still do this.  And believe it or not, ive practiced my break in stuff just in case

Well first I would grab my loaded AK47, then I would bust out of my room, then I would lay a pattern of automatic fire down in an arch shape. Then I would locate one, shoot them, do a combat commando roll out of the second ones fire, then return fire and shoot him 12 times in the face.

Yeah, I am a badass.

If I were upstairs in bed- Wake up my dad, call the cops grab my 410 conveiniantly located on my wall, and be ready to use the stock, and hide against my hallway. Firing at them would be my last resort, but a warning shot may be necessary.

If downstairs in the family room- See if they get past my dog... call the cops while hes attacking them and barking like hell notifying the neiboors and my dad, grab the original German shovel, or fire poker from the mantle, help my dog out.

Grab a fireplace poker, run and wake my parents up, my dad will get a rifle, let him call the Police. Wait. That's IF they get by our five dogs and the bell we have at our gate.

Slit their throat?

Well, I'd make an explosive device out of my two empty gatorade bottleswhich i am too lazy to get up and thow away.  I would the procede to take my .50 Cal shoulder mounted mega-cannon thing and blow them up.

In all seriousness though, hide my guitars, bust out my bat, call the police.  In that order.

Well first, I'de crap myself. Then considering theyre armed, I'm home alone, and my closest weapons are escrima sticks and my blow gun, opposed to their loaded guns, I'de do anything they wanted. I'm not close to a phone and it'd be hard gettin out of my window so I'de tell them I will do anything they needed me to and as soon as they leave I'de call the police.

This is off-topic but it reminded me of a funny story. My dad lived in North Carolina for a year before moving in with us here in west virginia becase the house wasn't sold yet and we needed to start schol up here. Anyway, we wanted to surprise him so we go down to visit without telling him. And you must know, there were gangs in our area of NC and my dad took karate for many years and is a former green beret. So we go to the house and the door was unlocked, so we open the door and right as we get in my dad is right there in his fighting stance in front of us. He had a killer look on his face like he was ready to do some hurting on an unlucky robber. We laughed about it afterwords and he said if he was any closer to his bedroom he would've gotten the gun. That couldve been bad.       Wow that was long, sry if it seems like a waste.

Predatorr wrote: Anyways....does anybody else think that if your dog barked that the robbers would be like crap, dog , run.  Or you think they would shoot your puppy?

I think the majority of the time if they see/hear a dog they dont even bother with the house, unlsess they see a clear way around it, ex: the dog is chained up clearly.

Predatorr wrote: Anyways....does anybody else think that if your dog barked that the robbers would be like crap, dog , run.  Or you think they would shoot your puppy?

If they shoot the dog they not only piss me off more than they would stealing something, they would give away the stealtiness, giving us more time to react and call the cops.

I'll have to leave out some details in case one of you decides to rob my house but...

1.) Realize that my home has just been invaded and I may be dead by the time police get here.

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3.) Get female friend sitting next to me on bed watching TV who shoots 3MAO with her garand, to get it from the closet and load. Then put her in the bathroom overwatching the door to the bedroom.

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4.) Lift door to take the weight off the hinges and make it quieter, then open it a crack so that I can look at the tall mirror at the end of the hall and see all the way down out into the livingroom.

5.) If not clear, wait. If clear make way down hall and stop by the breaker box on the way to kill all the power, lights. I know my house better then they do.

6.) After batoning and possibly shooting the thieves they would be restrained with duct tape  from the laundry room if still alive. Then go check and see if they have a lookout outside, and take him out.

7.) Put them in my garage and slowly torture them to death for about three days. No one will ever find the bodies, I have a particular hatred for thieves. Or maybe just call the cops and tell them what I am wearing and holster my weapon and hope they don't shoot me.

Fat Stalin wrote: If at this very moment, two armed robbers entered your house what would you do. Be specific depending on where you are right now and where stuff is located. What would you do this very instant if you two armed robbers entered your house?

There you go Hades, that's how you know the exact situation. Besides, cops usually anounce themselves when they break down your door. Many armed home invasions, rare as they are, end in a blood bath in no time.

First off I didn't say most end that way, I said many. Two in my city in this last year.

If you want to steal the thread and change the senario away from how the starter described it, I would do things differently.

To get out of the room I am in I would have to go through the main part of the house and risk contact or go through a window (breaking the screen). If I hear something suspicious in my house I am going to go investigate it properly armed... sorry. I would give a verbal challenge for them to identify themselves if it wasn't apparent. But if they meant me harm you better believe I would defend myself to the fullest extent possible.