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Topic: Oxymoron thread of DOOM!
Posted By: *Stealth*
Subject: Oxymoron thread of DOOM!
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:24am
Post oxymorons.


Family pack of condoms.



Replies:
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:25am
Microsoft Works
Military Intelligence


Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:28am

British fashion

lite beer

 jumbo shrimp



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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:31am
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Microsoft Works



Gooooood luck beating that one.... I lol'ed.


Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:34am
I am Smrt

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:36am
Hitman trying to be funny.



Oh snap.


Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:42am
Stealth straight.

Oh snappier.


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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:45am
Originally posted by PlentifulBalls PlentifulBalls wrote:

Stealth straight.

Oh snappier.


Plentifulballs

Oh snappiest.


Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:49am

STEALTHS A COPY CAT!

paid volunteer



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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:51am
Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

STEALTHS A COPY CAT!

paid volunteer




ROFL


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:18am
Genuine Imitation.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:28am
Act Natural


Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:48am
Same Difference

(P.S.: That phrase makes me want to stab people with a fireplace poker.)


Posted By: Kpoofs
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:59am
"kewl"

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Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:16am
happily married

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:23am
New Used Cars

Honest Politician


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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:28am

Sweet and Sour Pork

 



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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:08am
Jumbo shrimp.


Posted By: blandpart2
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:11am
http://www.oxymoronlist.com/ - http://www.oxymoronlist.com/

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:12am
American Culture.... HA!

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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:20am
Windows XP (Extra Performance)


Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:33am
French Foreign Legion....

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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 9:14am
fatboy slim

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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 9:30am
Windows NT
(New Technology)



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It aint about black or white
becuz we human
I hope we see the light before it's ruined
My ghetto gospel


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 10:42am
Cool canadians


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 10:43am
Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Cool canadians


Shut your mouth.

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Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 11:09am
WGP shutting his mouth


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:50pm
Dbib, now why would I do that?
http://tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp -
I suggest you look at this.


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:53pm
I dont get it..?

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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:53pm
That opens in a new window, thus, it is completely useless.


Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:53pm
Well maybe it's becuase he or someone he knows is canadian. I know several cool canadians and your just being steriotypical. However it was just a joke.


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:55pm
I am french canadian... So... BAM!

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Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:57pm
There you go. I now know four cool canadians.


Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:58pm
Originally posted by Razgriz Ghost Razgriz Ghost wrote:

Well maybe it's becuase he or someone he knows is canadian. I know several cool canadians and your just being steriotypical. However it was just a joke.


I know a canadian and a half canadian!


Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:59pm
As I said it was just a joke.


Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:09pm
same difference, theres my oxymoron


Posted By: shiftykyle101
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:52pm

Canadian army.      


(I am canadian, i thought you americans would find that funny.)



Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:02pm
Fun Run


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:10pm
Pretty Ugly

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Posted By: Bauerp0weR 18
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:10pm

Originally posted by cdacda13 cdacda13 wrote:

Fun Run

 



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Halo B
Check-It Unimount
macroline
68/45 Pure Energy tank


Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:35pm
British Dentists

ZING


Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:42pm
customer service


Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 5:51pm
living dead

Fox News


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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 5:56pm
Canadian healthcare


Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 6:07pm
Cheap Medicine.

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 6:08pm
MING CHONG CHAN!

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Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 10:37pm
Tippmann Werks. I love tippmann products but they should stick to guns.


Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 11:27pm
Drink Responsibly

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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation."


Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 12:57am
Meatless Burgers

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Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 1:29am
Vegitarian hot Dogs
calling someone a "mommas boy". Obviously your your moms boy.. unless you say it to a girl then that might be an insult



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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 1:39am
Originally posted by KoolKidsKlan KoolKidsKlan wrote:

Vegitarian hot Dogs
calling someone a "mommas boy". Obviously your your moms boy.. unless you say it to a girl then that might be an insult



MOMMAS BOY!

haha I just insulted you


Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 1:58am
 Why must you hurt me.

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Posted By: Mag-a-Man
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 2:09am
automag
holy war
no-rise
only choice


Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 2:15am
Freedom Fighter.

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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 2:16am
Business ethics.
Holy Hell
Sound of Silence
Weather forcaster.

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Posted By: paintmagnet420
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 12:45pm
Oxy-moron


Posted By: paintmagnet420
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 12:52pm
human intrest group.


Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 8:46pm
Some people don't understand what an oxymoron is.


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 10:28pm
Originally posted by Hysteria Hysteria wrote:

Some people don't understand what an oxymoron is.


They must be morons with ox-like intelligence....hence, they are oxymorons.


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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 10:46pm
I stand by mine.

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Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 10:53pm

Crappy Ferret -Uber Oxymoon

Cheap Angel

Cheap Gibson Les Paul from 489292 bc



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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 11:05pm
Originally posted by KoolKidsKlan KoolKidsKlan wrote:

Crappy Ferret -Uber Oxymoon

Cheap Angel

Cheap Gibson Les Paul from 489292 bc



Yur username is the most awesome I have seen in a long time. Props.


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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 11:20pm
KoolKidsKlan guy



okay I'm getting bored of that, I'm done with that joke.


Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 12:08am
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Originally posted by KoolKidsKlan KoolKidsKlan wrote:

Crappy Ferret -Uber Oxymoon

Cheap Angel

Cheap Gibson Les Paul from 489292 bc



Yur username is the most awesome I have seen in a long time. Props.

why thank you :>



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Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 11:44am
Originally posted by shiftykyle101 shiftykyle101 wrote:

Canadian army. 

Thats like, what, 2 Mounties, a flock of geese and a canoo?



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Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 1:19pm
Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Pretty Ugly
i lol'd,   dodge ram.


Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 1:31pm
Originally posted by plasoccri plasoccri wrote:

Originally posted by shiftykyle101 shiftykyle101 wrote:

Canadian army. 

Thats like, what, 2 Mounties, a flock of geese and a canoo?

You would look a lot less stupid if you didn't spell canoe wrong.


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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 1:32pm
Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:

Originally posted by plasoccri plasoccri wrote:

Originally posted by shiftykyle101 shiftykyle101 wrote:

Canadian army. 

Thats like, what, 2 Mounties, a flock of geese and a canoo?

You would look a lot less stupid if you didn't spell canoe wrong.



ROFL


Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 3:01pm
Best oxy-moron

"New and Improved"

it can't be both new and improved...

more of an oxy-moronic phrase but w/e

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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 3:04pm
Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by KoolKidsKlan KoolKidsKlan wrote:

Vegitarian hot Dogs
calling someone a "mommas boy". Obviously your your moms boy.. unless you say it to a girl then that might be an insult



MOMMAS BOY!

haha I just insulted you


you're WGP Guy!

haha I just insulted you


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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 3:05pm
Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:

Best oxy-moron

"New and Improved"

it can't be both new and improved...
way too common of one.



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