Oxymoron thread of DOOM!
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Topic: Oxymoron thread of DOOM!
Posted By: *Stealth*
Subject: Oxymoron thread of DOOM!
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:24am
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Post oxymorons.
Family pack of condoms. |
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:25am
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Microsoft Works
Military Intelligence |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:28am
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British fashion lite beer jumbo shrimp ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:31am
Gooooood luck beating that one.... I lol'ed. |
choopie911 wrote:Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:34am
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I am Smrt
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:36am
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Hitman trying to be funny. Oh snap. |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:42am
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Stealth straight. Oh snappier. ------------- 
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:45am
Plentifulballs Oh snappiest. |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:49am
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STEALTHS A COPY CAT! paid volunteer -------------
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:51am
ROFL |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:18am
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Genuine Imitation. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:28am
| Act Natural |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:48am
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Same Difference
(P.S.: That phrase makes me want to stab people with a fireplace poker.) |
Posted By: Kpoofs
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:59am
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"kewl"
------------- I Have a B2K and a 98c. |
Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:16am
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happily married
------------- 95 base neon 3.0 cai, knifedged crankshaft 60 mill throttle body,14 crane cam crane springs/retainers eagle rods port matched/ polished intake p&p head shaved .015 phantom grip diff dohc exuast |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:23am
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New Used Cars Honest Politician ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:28am
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Sweet and Sour Pork
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:08am
| Jumbo shrimp. |
Posted By: blandpart2
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:11am
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http://www.oxymoronlist.com/ - http://www.oxymoronlist.com/
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:12am
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American Culture.... HA! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:20am
| Windows XP (Extra Performance) |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 7:33am
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French Foreign Legion.... ------------- 
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 9:14am
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fatboy slim ------------- 
http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity - http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity |
Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 9:30am
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Windows NT (New Technology) ------------- 
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 10:42am
| Cool canadians |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 10:43am
Shut your mouth. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 11:09am
| WGP shutting his mouth |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:50pm
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Dbib, now why would I do that? http://tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp - I suggest you look at this. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:53pm
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I dont get it..? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:53pm
| That opens in a new window, thus, it is completely useless. |
Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:53pm
| Well maybe it's becuase he or someone he knows is canadian. I know several cool canadians and your just being steriotypical. However it was just a joke. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:55pm
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I am french canadian... So... BAM! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:57pm
| There you go. I now know four cool canadians. |
Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:58pm
I know a canadian and a half canadian! |
Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 12:59pm
| As I said it was just a joke. |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:09pm
| same difference, theres my oxymoron |
Posted By: shiftykyle101
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 1:52pm
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Canadian army. |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:02pm
| Fun Run |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:10pm
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Pretty Ugly ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Bauerp0weR 18
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:10pm
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:35pm
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British Dentists ZING |
Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 2:42pm
| customer service |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 5:51pm
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living dead Fox News ------------- 
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 5:56pm
| Canadian healthcare |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 6:07pm
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Cheap Medicine.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 6:08pm
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MING CHONG CHAN!
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Posted By: Razgriz Ghost
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 10:37pm
| Tippmann Werks. I love tippmann products but they should stick to guns. |
Posted By: borntopaint
Date Posted: 17 August 2005 at 11:27pm
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Drink Responsibly
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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 12:57am
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Meatless Burgers
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Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 1:29am
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Vegitarian hot Dogs calling someone a "mommas boy". Obviously your your moms boy.. unless you say it to a girl then that might be an insult ------------- 
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 1:39am
MOMMAS BOY! haha I just insulted you |
Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 1:58am
 Why must you hurt me.-------------
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Posted By: Mag-a-Man
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 2:09am
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automag holy war no-rise only choice |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 2:15am
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Freedom Fighter.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 2:16am
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Business ethics.
Holy Hell Sound of Silence Weather forcaster. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: paintmagnet420
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 12:45pm
| Oxy-moron |
Posted By: paintmagnet420
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 12:52pm
| human intrest group. |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 8:46pm
| Some people don't understand what an oxymoron is. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 10:28pm
They must be morons with ox-like intelligence....hence, they are oxymorons. ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 10:46pm
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I stand by mine.
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Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 10:53pm
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Crappy Ferret -Uber Oxymoon Cheap Angel Cheap Gibson Les Paul from 489292 bc -------------
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 11:05pm
Yur username is the most awesome I have seen in a long time. Props. -------------
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Posted By: WGP guy
Date Posted: 18 August 2005 at 11:20pm
KoolKidsKlan guy okay I'm getting bored of that, I'm done with that joke. |
Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 12:08am
why thank you :> -------------
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Posted By: plasoccri
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 11:44am
Thats like, what, 2 Mounties, a flock of geese and a canoo? ------------- You can go far with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. 
noob rymes with boob(noobest responce ever) |
Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 1:19pm
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 1:31pm
------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 1:32pm
ROFL |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 3:01pm
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Best oxy-moron
"New and Improved" it can't be both new and improved... more of an oxy-moronic phrase but w/e -------------
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 3:04pm
you're WGP Guy! haha I just insulted you -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 19 August 2005 at 3:05pm
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