Hooray for pain!
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Topic: Hooray for pain!
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Subject: Hooray for pain!
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 12:08am
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Well...last night I acquired some tree climbing gear. A harnass with a
rope, and 2 metal shoe things that have spikes on the sides for digging
into tree bark. I thought it would be fun to try it out today. I was wrong. We find this small tree to start out on. It has a piece of wood nailed into it which is going to another tree. This plank has rusty nails sticking out of it. So i start climbing the tree, get like 2 feet off the ground, and i cant pull my one foot out of the tree, i jammed it in too hard. So i start rotating into the board with the nails, and am like "oh....crap" so i put my left hand on the ground in hopes to slow me down and not be impailed by rusty nails. it works. i stop about 2 inches from the nails impailing my chest. I think i am home free, and my friends are cracking up, but my one foot is still in the tree. So i ask my friend to help me up and stick out my hand, and i notice some blood. So i think great, i got a booboo. I look around my hand and notice the source of the blood. an inch long gash on the side of my hand which is leaking blood out rather quickly. it had all this dirt in it and even a little twig sticking out of it which i pulled out, This was about 2 cm long, and was about half way in. So this cut is atleast a cm deep. my hand is covered in blood, so we go to my friends house whose mom is a nurse, and she cleans it out and wraps it. I have a pic of it, but its on my friends camera. I'll get it tomorrow. ------------- 
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
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Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 12:09am
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Climb a telephone pole. ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 12:11am
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Reminds me of the time Jmann's brother fell out of my sniper tower. He
fell two stories trying to grab on to trees. It was so funny. He fell
in slow motion. He ended up getting a huge gash on his had. Fun times.
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 12:18am
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Hey, falling is not cool. I was at a 24hr scenerio game and I miscalculated the distance I was from the edge of a 15ft drop into a creek. Yeah, I was soaking wet for the rest of the day. ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 12:28am
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ouch. *gives Plenti a band-aid* ------------- 
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 12:36am
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Thanks sporx, but i have 3 on and my hand is wrapped. I cant wait to
get the pic from my friend, my hand was all bloody. I may set it as my
background. Good times.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 12:46am
| Well, whatever doesnt kill you......Hurts really bad. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 2:33am
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here's one for ya: i was aimlessly chopping crap with the new hatchet i just got for christmas (not sure why i got a hatchet...) when all of the sudden, i swing the blade hard and manage to miss the tree. i can see the blade continue its downward course directly into my kneecap. ill spare you the bloody details, but a trip to the e.r. was a given... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 8:16am
^Ouch! That must've sucked. I haven't had any bad injuries recently; however when I was 8 I was visiting friends in Switzerland and I got this really sweet knife(or so I thought at the time, it's this piece of junk that was really sharp) and while I was showing it to my friend, I cut through an apple the knife flew through it and nearly cut the tip of my finger off. Literally, the tip of my left middle finger was hanging. It was gross. Lucky for me, his dad was a surgeon, so he fixed me up all nice and good.  ------------- 
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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 9:27am
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ouch ^^ my firend was ice skateing wiht bunch of his friends and he trippend and someone ran over the edge of his finger with an ice skate. The tip of his finger was completely off , it was nasty ------------- 
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Posted By: TRC1040
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 9:28am
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I hurt my arm during football the other day, and then we lost 20-18 ------------- http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img23741qy5.jpg"> 
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:13am
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I bet that was pretty funny though.
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Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:14am
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One of my best friends' mom got her finger caught in the garage door as she was closing it. It took off her finger tip and they found it the next day or something.
When I was about 12, I cut the lid off of a can and it fell in, so i reached in to dig it out, not a good idea. It sliced my right index finger tip from right under the nail, in a circle around the ball of my finger tip. I would have had literally no finger print on that finger. Lucky it was barely attached, so we went to the hospital. Now adays its odd looking, it bulges out to the side closest to where it was detached. OOO and when I was in grade 2, I slipped on a cushion at school, fell forward and hit my eyebrow on a metal bookshelf corner. Big gash, went to the hospital, had to get 6 stiches. Not fun for a 7 year old. ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:20am
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How did she manage to get her hand stuck in the garage door?
You actually would have a fingerprint, but it would take a month or two to grow back. -------------
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Posted By: Geoduck
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:43am
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My brother stapled two of his fingers together. He said it didn't hurt.
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:43am
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little kids don't feel pain. -------------
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:46am
| yesterday in school, i reached in my backpack not realizing i had just shoved my metal geometry compass into my backpack and i slam my hand in there to get a binder and my index finger has a compass point stuck in it as i pull my hand out quickly. Im like ahhhhhhh!!!! Cuase well you know, theres a metal compass sticking about a cm into my hand, so my seat partner rips it out before i realize what hes doing and now blood is every freaking where and now i have to go to nurse. It was fun |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:50am
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You carry a bookbag around? Loser.
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Posted By: Geoduck
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:52am
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Maybe he isn't some metrosexual hippy and he doesn't carry around a man's purse like you do.
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:53am
| where else am i gonna carry all my stuff for weight training and other classes? Here lemme just pull my spanish book outta my ass and you can borrow it... |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:54am
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Carry your books in your hands...
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:55am
| that gets tiring and is boring and youre more likely to drop them... |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:58am
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If you can't carry a folder and a book around without getting tired,
then you're not doing the right stuff in weight training. And boring..?
What the hell.
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Posted By: Geoduck
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:58am
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Yeah, where will you keep your pointy compasses? In your third and fourth hands? Book bags are awesome.  ------------- Calling Bush dumb is like calling a headless man blind.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 10:59am
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Stupid freshmen..
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 11:04am
| im a sophomore and the whole boring thing is just i dont wanna worry about carrying books in my hands for image's sake. I just use my backpack. |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 11:35am
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College or highschool? -------------
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Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 1:04pm
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I just keep all my books in my locker and go to my locker before class, they say it's a fire hazard so we cant carry backpacks around, but we sure as hell can take **edited** man bags or a purse if you heart desires. ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png"> 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 1:07pm
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Only losers cary around their bookbags. Seriously.
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Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 1:11pm
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My dad was using a jointer and the wood kicked back, (of course the saftey guard wasnt on) the wood sucked his hand down into the rotating blades and cut off his tip of his index finger, and it looked like somebody took a saw and 3/4 of the way cut off his thumb and then hit it with a sledge hammer, (it looked bad as it was twisted around and smashed basically a finger nail attached to hamburger meat and a sliver of skin holding it on) ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 1:22pm
Yuck. Has anyone read the story of how PegLeg lost his leg? It was in a motorcycle accident, there was some gravel on the road and he crossed the line to avoid it, then saw trucks coming from both sides. He tried to get in between and the one truck hit his leg with it's bumper. He said he thought it was broken, but when he looked down it wasn't there. Full story is on pbstar.com -------------
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Hoytshooter wrote:Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 2:59pm
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my dad put a six penny nail through his kneecap with a nailgun... and i fell face first over my bike goin Maaad fast- probaly at least 30 and the handle bars on my BMX got twisted, making the breaks lock up when i turned the wheel attempting to avoid some gavel. then i slid like 6 feet an my face/chest/hand. i missed school for 3 days though. it broke my helmet in half and i would deff be dead if i didnt have it on ------------- 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 3:42pm
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Plenti, the Tongans are laughing at you . . .
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 3:43pm
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Tree - 1
Plenti - 0 ------------- 
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 4:19pm
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as a sophomore in a high school with over 6,000 people. There is no possible way to be considered a loser for not carrying bookbags. And by the same token, my jock friends would call you an emo homo carrying around his books because he left his backpack with safety pins and happy bunny stickers at his boyfriends house. No kidding thats actually a sentence i've heard about some kid walking with his books in his hands. so... |
Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 5:51pm
HOLY FRIGGIN CRAP 6000 PEOPLE!?!?!?!?!?!?!? my school has 840 and its not small, we are 2A what are you? 12A!!!?!?! ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 6:26pm
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840 is really small. My school has well over 2000. -------------
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 7:03pm
| whats 2A and 12A? |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 8:24pm
I only carry mine around because I'd be late to every single class if I went to my locker ever. My school is huge, and my locker's way out in the middle of fricking nowhere. I've seriously never used it. |
Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 8:26pm
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it goes from 1a-4a schools its a size classification I was being sarcastic ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 24 September 2005 at 8:30pm
I have a case of beenie weenies, 4 6packs of pecan swirls, a case of veinna suasages, and 30 of those little dollar for ten foil topped plastic drinks. So I go to my locker alot.------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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