Finally gettin laid....
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Topic: Finally gettin laid....
Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Subject: Finally gettin laid....
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:11pm
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Yup its official the second week of June (yes far away) but im getting laid. For that monday we are hopping on a plane and going to HAWAII! WOOOHOOOO! which is one of 4 kick arse vacations im going on this summer. 1. week in hawaii. 2. two weeks in florida. 3. Cruise to bahamas and 4. 7 day cruise to the western carribean. So So what if im 8 months away, im still excited and cant wait. so yea just thought id let you know. anyone else up to anything cool? Or atleast looking forward to something along time away. ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:14pm
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Nice.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:24pm
| huh? |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:27pm
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lei'd. *rolls eyes* ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:33pm
| Aren't you the the 16 year old boy with a kid? How can you afford it? |
Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:42pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:43pm
| Swing and a miss |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:50pm
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You wouldn't tell us about it if it were true. ------------- 
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:57pm
| How irresponsible, you already have 1 kid, you need another? |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 2:58pm
exactly. ------------- 
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Rambino wrote:Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 5:33pm
| Man, I need to do that sometime soon. |
Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 5:41pm
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If I dont get any soon my boys are gonna pack up and leave. ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png"> 
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 5:45pm
I've always wanted to get lei'd. 
edit: As in I've always wanted to go to Hawaii ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 5:47pm
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i did not post this. im st00pid. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 5:54pm
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 5:56pm
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Hmph. At first I thought you were braggin, but then I realized your pathetic joke. ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:01pm
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i did not write this. im st00pid. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:05pm
[note: Sarcasm] That's only cuz you couldn't get any even with a $20 hangin from your zipper in strip club. 
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Posted By: Cheetos3254
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:16pm
| Ok? I really dont care if you get laid. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:18pm
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:20pm
I'm 16 and I'm willing to wait to. It's just gotta be that right moment and I really don't want the risk of getting pregnaut. So waiting is ok with me. Besides. I've never been close to having it and there is no on here where I live that interests me. -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:21pm
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well thank you sporx. at least someone agrees with me! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:28pm
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your welcome. There's some girls at my school that have basically thrown away thier lives away by getting pregnaut. Sorry but I have plans to get rich and take over the world by monopoly. No man or baby will ruin my hopes and dreams. -------------
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:29pm
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Wow dude I got lei'd in 7th grade. What island are you going to in Hawaii? ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:35pm
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i did not post this. im st00pid! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:39pm
| DeTrevni, you know what a lei is, right? |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:43pm
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yeah, sigh, it hits me all so late. a lei is the ornamental garment worn around the neck in hawaii. i wish i wasnt so stupid sometimes. speaking of which, just trying out this smart sp33k crap. i think its fun to write! i would delete my previous post if i could. im just not thinking right now. flame me as you will. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: paintballfan52
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:44pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:44pm
| y00 m33n 1337 sp33k? |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:44pm
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No sarcasm, I went to Hawaii when I was in 7th grade. They Lei you (flower thingy for all forum perverts) in the airport before you get your baggage. -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:50pm
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well, smart sp33k, 1337 sp33k...whats the difference? im not a pervert, i just for some reason was not reading and assumed you all were. sorry, i just did. im not proud of my st00pidity, i just cant help being a little naive. (read idiot) i do know what a lei is. im st00pid and i said it, oops. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 6:51pm
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im going through and changing all my stupid posts. no one else needs to see this... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 7:10pm
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^ don't worry about it. and please. no double posting. -------------
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Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 7:12pm
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 7:12pm
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um. oops. im really learning to hate me. im just going to log off now and save the rest of the forum the trouble of nailing my withered corpse to a wall... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 7:25pm
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i get to go to sc village in cali next summer ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 7:52pm
She knows what she's doing, whats wrong with that? |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 7:53pm
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More like finally going to middle school.
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Posted By: Gewwy
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 8:19pm
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Heh. ------------- E-Tek Ego |
Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 8:23pm
So like, a preg sailor? Whats that? If you break the word down, you get preg, whatever that is, and you get naut, which means sailor. Mind explaining this word for those of use that don't understand? |
Posted By: xteam
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 8:32pm
hey. get all up out my koolaid ------------- |
Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 8:38pm
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heh, that dosent mean your getting laid ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 10:37pm
Aye, and its the oldest joke in the books (although I did trade shell lei at the jambree telling them they can go home and say they got lei'd by a bunch of Hawaiians). A Lei is a flower garlend, its used to say hello, or to thank or congragulate etc. Those of you that go to West Coast Collages (especially Oregon), look for the folks with a bunch of flowers around their neck. Which islands are you visiting? ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 10:39pm
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Easy for you to say, you get lei'd every day.
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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 10:42pm
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Ok nobody is going to read this now but we are going to ohau,"big island" and maybe one other its not all totally worked out yet. And im glad a few of you knew what i was talking about. I wasnt thinking clearly when i put laid and not "leid'd". and yes i have a kid, and im 17. not that it makes much of a difference but im completely happy and contrary to popular belief i havent totally F'd my life up. so yea... ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 10:49pm
The "Big Island" is Hawaii. If you can, stop by Maui, all in all the best of the islands. Very touristy in some parts but I'd say if you want low budget fun Maui is the best for it. Tip, dont try and pronounce street names like you know how to, you will just end up making a fool of yourself. Its really not as hard as one might think. Also, dont come to the airport wearing Aloha print, all the tourists do and as a result they get made fun of behind their backs. And finnaly, do NOT rent a convertable or mustang, you will be labled tourist faster then a Tongan can climb a tree. P.S - Dont forget to go to McDonnalds and pick up a Spam breakfast platter sometime. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 10:50pm
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im back with apologies. (paintball1) if its what your happy with, then by all means its a blessing. im sorry for my confusion and lack of ability to get it. getting back on topic, ive never been to the islands. what are they like? i know they are not like the stereotypical hawaii that they show on movies and cartoons, right? someone once told me it was just a big tourist trap... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 10:54pm
Most of Oahu, parts of Maui and Kona on the Big Island = Tourist traps. Everything else is good. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: deadeye007
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 10:58pm
Sweet Jesus, they serve spam?!? BRad ------------- Face it guys, common sense is a form of wealth and we're surrounded by poverty.-Strato |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 11:23pm
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my dad says spam is like the meat of hawaii. not sure if its true though. i actually really like spam! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: SuperXero
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 11:35pm
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Spam and Reese's peanut butter cups. Didn't you see 50 first dates?
"You want for me to put peanut butter cups in your eggs?" ------------- Tenacious and Versatile |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 11:40pm
mmm boy you're the one dippin' in the koolaide not ev-en knowin' the flava! thanx choop for sticking up for me. -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 September 2005 at 11:44pm
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Yep. Sporx > Monk i think. Only because that one avatar of monks scares me. And Sporx is like a model for new forumers. She doesnt double post, spam or do any of that other nonsense. Its good. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 9:47am
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Aww. How Sweet. Thanx. I'm a model! -------------
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 10:12am
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Posted By: skarshnik
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 1:58pm
| u not model |
Posted By: areios
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 2:42pm
| Wow. You're cool. Remember aids and HPV are both 1000x smaller than the pores in latex. It looks like fun until someone contracts a disease. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 3:57pm
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I know i'm not. It's just what DBibeau855 said. -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 4:07pm
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If you tried you could be.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 4:14pm
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ya if i tried...maybe. but I eat carbs. It wouldn't work
out. -------------
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Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 5:38pm
We already covered that. He was talking about lei'd. And what is HPV? ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 5:43pm
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Human Papaloma Virus.
Also, It doesn't matter how small the holes in a condom are. For a guy, the chances of contracting AIDS from a girl are 1:1000. True. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 7:20pm
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^ yep read that somewhere. -------------
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Posted By: VTpaintballer
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 8:58pm
| i went paintballing last weekend |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 11:10pm
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way to change the subject. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 September 2005 at 11:14pm
| MMMM, hpv :S |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 12:53am
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You people are proof the United States needs better sex education. ------------- 
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Posted By: Thanatos
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 7:21am
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Can i have the 15 minutes of my life back that i soent reading this. No just joking but it was funny ------------- U.S. Air force PJ Apprentice Proud Member of Team.Tacticalmarkers.com ------------------------Being original is overated. Love, Peace, And Chicken Grease!!! |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 10:21am
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ooookkkkaaayyyyyy. -------------
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Posted By: areios
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 11:22am
hmmm... regardless, there are literally hundreds of other diseases that are easily contractable. And what does it mean to be lei'd? |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 12:06pm
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They put a lei around your neck. -------------
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Posted By: areios
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 12:51pm
| OOOOHHH a LEI. Cool. Enjoy your trip, and make sure you pick up a dash board hoola girl. |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 3:38pm
Sporx is a chick :S. We havn't scared her off yet!? It is a miracle.
Personally, I was talking about getting laid. As in sexed up. Et cetera. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 4:04pm
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Are you guys planning on scaring me off or sumtin? -------------
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 4:21pm
| No, but usually it is inevitable. :) |
Posted By: VTpaintballer
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 6:26pm
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anyway i got out twice is was upsetting considering i only played 8 games with liek 10 people
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 8:43pm
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hawaii>houston, texas. i dont care how you look at it. its true. have fun on your trip and such. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 8:49pm
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Except for New Jersey, anything is better than Houston, Texas. -------------
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 8:53pm
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I take that back. Even New Jersey is better than Houston, Texas. -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:01pm
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i feel foutunate. i live in Cypress, about 15 miles away from houston, so the city-stink is avoided. Cypress is actually a rural suburb. a complete opposite of houston. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:02pm
Hula . . . ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:03pm
I'll just make this easy and say I hate Texas.  -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:11pm
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^^^youre just trying to start an argument arent you? have you been to the west texas? not the cities, but the wilderness. it is BEAUTIFUL! fact: texas has every natural landform (i can think of) other than volcanoes and glaciers. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:20pm
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I am not trying to start an arguement. I am just stating a dislike for Texas. Heck up until a year ago it was the only other state I would rather live in. But since things have changed over that time frame, not only have I never been to Texas, I hope I never have a thought of going there.
Yes that is very predjudice of me, but sometimes I have that tendency. I dont plan on ever going to New York or going to visit Northern Califorian ever again. I am sure the State of Texas is wonderful to look at but my personal biases will not permit me to ever see it. Oh, Ohio is another place I will never go to. Sorry Enos. -------------
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:21pm
What have you got against Texas, New York and Ohio? Just curious. BTW, Enos lives in Indiana . . . ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:30pm
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Oh well, that is lucky for Enos... I was never good at geography.
New York - is just an abstact version of Los Angeles and I dont like abstract. If I wanted to visit New York I can just sniff some glue and walk through downtown LA. Plus it snows there. Ohio - RIP Dimebag Darrel Texas - Let just say evil worse than me has spawned from there. -------------
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:34pm
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Oh and I never plan on going to France either.... Although I wouldnt mind doing fly-bys with buckets of manure. -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:36pm
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umm... im not familiar with your probably stereotypical views on texas. what "evils" are you refering to, o lord of the underworld? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:42pm
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A person whom I dont like was born in Tezas, has family there, and my even still live there at times. Therefore, Texas get the dislike from me.
I am not talking about Bush either. It is of a more personal matter. Otherwise like I said, Texas was my second choice to live until this bastard surfaced. To bad he wasnt from New York because that is my favorite state for hate until Texas reared it's head. So basically I am blaming my entire dislike for the state of Texas on me not liking this one individual. -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 9:49pm
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i wasnt talking about bush either, i hate poitics. all of it. who is this guy? zeus? (<-- cheap "hades" joke...) ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 10:02pm
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Greek Mythology doesnt have an equivelent of what this guy is to me.
Your Zeus joke did make me smile but he is my brother and the guy I am refering to definately isnt my bother. He is just a guy that I dont like.... -------------
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Posted By: TRC1040
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 10:13pm
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I am a guy and i am 15 ------------- http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img23741qy5.jpg"> 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2005 at 10:35pm
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im proud of you trc... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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