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Topic: You know you are a...
Posted By: Kristofer
Subject: You know you are a...
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:34am
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Masshole if the following applies to you...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM MASSACHUSETTS IF..... 1. You think crosswalks are for wimps 2. You think if someones nice to you they either want something or they are from out of town and lost 3. You know how to cross four lanes of traffic in five seconds 4. You're amazed when traveling out of town that people at McDonalds actually speak english 5. You think it's not actually tailgating unless you're touching the bumper of the car in front of you 6. You know that a yellow light means that at least five more people can get through and a red one means two more can 7. The transportation system is known as the "T" 8. You could own a small town in Iowa for the cost of your house 9. Subway is a fast food place 10. There are 24 Dunkin Donuts shops within 15 minutes of your house 11. When people talk about "The Curse Of The Bambino" you know what they're talking about and believe it too 12. You believe using your turn signals gives away your plan to the enemy 13. If you stay on the same road long enough it eventually has three different names 14. Someone has honked at you because you didnt peel out the second the light turned green 15. You have honked at someone because they didn't peel out the second the light turned green 16. All the potholes just add to the excitement of driving 17. Stop signs mean slow down a little, but only of you want to 18. Six inches of snow is considered a dusting 19. Three days of 90 degree heat is definately a "heat wave" 63 degrees is "on the warm side" 20. You cringe everytime you hear some actor/actress imitate the "Boston Accent" on TV or in a movie, if you don't have it then you're never going to get it even if you were born here 21. At the ice cream shop you call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies" 22. You can go from one side of town to the other in less than fifteen minutes and see at least fifteen losers you went to high school with doing the same thing they were doing when you saw them last 23. The person in front of you is going 70 MPH and you're cursing them for going too slow 24. You know how to pronounce towns like Worcester, Haverhill, and Cotuit 25. You know what they sell at a "packie" 26. You have never been to cheers 27. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgator 28. You still try to order curly fries from Burger King 29. You keep an ice scraper in your car all year round 30. You know at least three Tony's one Vinnie, and a Frank 31. Paranoia sets in when you can't see an ATM or CVS 32. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left 33. You've bragged about saving money at The Christmas Tree Shop 34. You know what "regular coffee" is 35. You can navigate a rotary without a problem 36. You have been to Fenway Park 37. You refer to the New York Yankees as the devil 38. You feel the rest of the world needs to drive more like you 39. When someone calls you a "masshole" you take it as a compliment 40. You use the words "wicked" and "good" in the same sentence 41. You know what a frappe is 42. Saint Patrticks Day is your second favorite holiday 43. You are proud to drink Sam Adams and think that the rest of the country owes Bostonians a thank you 44. You never say "Cape Cod" you say "the cape" 45. You went to Old Sturbridge Village and Plymouth Plantation in elementary school 46. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day 47. You have a special place in your heart for the Worcester Firefighters 48. You know the Mass Pike and 128 are some strange weather dividing lines 49. You almost feel dissapointed when someone doesnt flip you off when you cut them off or steal their parking space 50. You've gone from I-95 South to I-93 North by driving in a straight line and never changing direction. 51. You understand everything just said and passed it on to other massholes EDIT: This is the website i took it from.. http://www.duke.edu/~rsl2/mass.html - Masshole Link |
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:36am
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well...doesn't look like I'm from Massachusetts ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:36am
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 10:19am
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Im definatly not from mass. I dont understand any of that. ------------- 
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 12:03pm
OOOO im from chicago all the driving things pretain to me.
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Posted By: skarshnik
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 1:49pm
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ERROR: SO MUCH WRITING CANNOT COMPREHEND PAST SECOUND LINE. |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 2:41pm
Haha. I guess you arent part of the Elite Massholes! 
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Snake6 wrote:Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 2:43pm
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 3:00pm
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Or you could take the easy route, and just look at the state you live in.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: dmp4892
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 3:44pm
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I'm a Masshole!
Nice thread  ------------- 
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 3:56pm
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 4:01pm
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I'm from MD and I can relate to a lot of those... ------------- 
http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity - http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 4:13pm
Awww, poor you...  -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 4:42pm
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Maryland isnt all bad, just baltimore. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 6:04pm
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i from okliehomie yall ------------- 
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 6:22pm
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 8:29pm
Aye, and the city is only as bad as any other city unless you're involved in the heroin trade. -------------
http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity - http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 8:57pm
Zing But seriously, this thread doesn't deliver. You could take almost all of them and apply them to anywhere. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:46pm
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I met a kid from boston here. He calls a toilet a "hoppah" (hopper). Also, he calls a trafic circle a rotary. WTF IS A ROTARY?! We got into an argument about this 2 days ago actually. Quite funny you mentioned that.
God his accent kills me though. So funny. A kah (car). Hahaha ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:48pm
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do you live near norwood?have you heard of xaverian brothers HS? cause they ware WIC-KED AWE - SOME!
thats paw -- pee -- cock you know your from massachusetts when you say "wicked awesome" |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 10:29pm
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i say wicked awesome haha. not from that area though.
and you dont know what a rotary is? whats wrong with you? also do you say directional or blinker? |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:28am
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Its a blinker. And a traffic circle, not a rotary. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 12 October 2005 at 9:42am
| directional and rotary! |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 12 October 2005 at 10:18am
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i lived in upstate NY for a year and people would try and use wicked...
well they say "hot" thats "hot" this is "hot" or they use "mad" so anyway. they were like thats "wicked hot" so im thinking im gunna get burnt. but they were just talkin about a song... or they would be like "thats mad wicked dude" it made me want to toss them onto 128 in the morning... i dono... slap someone if they try and steal our accent... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 12 October 2005 at 10:50am
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Masshole is a compliment...thanks. It's a rotary.........Signs clearly say rotary so ha!
And yes I have often wondered how I-95 south turns into I-93 North....it is quite confusing. The worst part is that you can't hit 95 from 93 south, south of Boston.
I hate stupid highways. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:01pm
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You are all wrong.
Its a round-a-bout. pwned. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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