3 can play this game!
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Topic: 3 can play this game!
Posted By: WGP guy2
Subject: 3 can play this game!
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:28pm
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You know your from the south if: You've gotten used to the smell of cow manure on a car trip to Raleigh. Saying "y'all" isn't just a cute expression; it actually means something. There are big labrador retrievers in the back of every truck. You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks. You still see Dale Earndheart tributes on cars. You can't imagine life without Bojangles' sweet tea Your annual church fundraiser always deals with bbq and potato salad You have a sunburn from May to October Your 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy jacket, and your daddy's boots Your family has fried chicken once a week You can tell the difference between cotton fields and tobacco fields while driving One of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front porch Those "damn yankees" are taking over your school/church/workplace/neighborhood... You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you say "ma'am" and "sir" You get your carbs from biscuits, rolls, pancakes, and grits You know the difference between a "redneck" and a "hick". You own at least one surf shop or seafood restaurant shirts. No matter what those people in ohio say, we are still "first in flight" The Coca-Cola 600 is as big as the Super Bowl You prefer Chick-fil-a to KFC You know pastry is a chicken stew, not a dessert item. Every time you visit someone you�re offered something to eat and a glass of tea. Your granddaddy always wore overalls and your grandma always wore an apron. In summer you have home-grown tomatoes with every meal. When it rains and the creek rises, everyone gathers to see how high it rose. You know that "chunk" the ball means to throw it. You've had a burger "all the way" - chili and slaw on it. You can recognize a copperhead and your heart drops when you see one. You have at least one relative that raises collards. Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves. Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane. You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut. You have an opinion about UNC. You went there and loved it, or you hate everyone who did. You know the best BBQ is found in Lexington You would rather eat at Bojangles's than McDonald's You have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the pool" You faithfully drink Pepsi or Mt. Dew everyday of your life. You have your own secret bbq sauce. You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from North Carolina. Bold = ones I can relate to |
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:32pm
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 9:36pm
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Almost all of those apply to the South in general. And in Alabama, not only do you see Dale Earnhardt tributes, but they are on almost every truck! ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 10:46pm
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 11 October 2005 at 11:51pm
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Boss_DJ wrote:Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:09am
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mmm...krispy kremes ------------- 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 12 October 2005 at 11:35am
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I say "Ya'll"... And i say sir and ma'am. But i love yankees, they are so funny. Funnier than the english, but thats a different subject entirely.
And telling tobaco from whatever it is he said is easy. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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