How badass are you?
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Topic: How badass are you?
Posted By: Predatorr
Subject: How badass are you?
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:15pm
| So badass I dry shave my crotch with a straight razor... blindfolded. You? |
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Posted By: ritzblitz
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:16pm
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^^lol So badass I drink milk with rats blood every morning. -------------  |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:16pm
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I was able to defeat a pack of rabid ninjas with rabies while shaving my testicles with a straight razor blindfolded.
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:18pm
Now that is badass. |
Gatyr wrote:Posted By: southernboy51
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:19pm
| so badass that i can juggle cats |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:20pm
| Im so badass, I drank an entire Big Gulp Slushie in 10 seconds. |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:21pm
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I see. Then it is time to bring out the big guns. I am so incredibly badass that I have been known to rock climb in the nude with my peg leg arms, legs, and head while being attacked by mountain goats with rabies while its hailing with women making fun of my abnormally shaped man parts. (Minus the man parts part) |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:30pm
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I'm so badass, that my penis is size = i^2
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:33pm
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roffle....-1 ^^ *sigh* I really hate to do this...but... I am so badass... *how badass are you Gatyr?!?* I am so bad ass, I singlehandedly won world war one, two, and three with nothing but a wet match and snow. Not only that, I used the same match and snow on two different occasions. Also, when I get in the pool, I dont get wet because of the water, the water gets Gatyr'd because of me. -------------
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:34pm
hahaha |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:35pm
------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:38pm
Last time I buy a chair from the Salvation Army... ------------- 
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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:40pm
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:01pm
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:03pm
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Im so badass that i killed jesus. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:10pm
No that just makes you jewish. A jewish badass that is. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:12pm
| im so bXa that i pee with one hand :dodgy: |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:13pm
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Prejudice!!! |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:15pm
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I'm so badass, I ate vin diesel.
I'm so badass, I'm typing this without my hands. I'm so badass, my mom put a hit out on me. |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:17pm
| Well im so badass I ate jabba the hut. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:18pm
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i figured out a way to snipe in paintball!!! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:22pm
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i'm so badass that i rewally didvb t6yuh this without my handfs... naked. I'm so badass that I pierced my left testicle with a saudering iron. ------------- 
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:22pm
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I'm so badass I found the lost city of Atlantis, then hid it again.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:23pm
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i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning...
...without any milk! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:24pm
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I'm so badass, I walked to the moon before the astronauts arrived.
I'm so badass I stoke a fire with my hands. I'm so badass I was driving princess diana's car. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:27pm
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i (duh duh DUNNN) have the balls to say this: Pl3/\/t3h 3S t3H G4Y!!!1! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:38pm
hahahahaha...ouch. Im so bad ass when I was born I slapped the doctor for spanking me. -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 5:41pm
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ive heard that one before. you're weak. i light up all the players that have angels and matrixes with a talon! (im running out of ideas...) ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:02pm
Roffle. I'm so bad ass, I missed a 10 year old kid over 15 times while trying to bunker him today. ------------- 
http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity - http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:18pm
Im so bad ass, I get called weak by someone that says they light up players with better guns than them. -------------
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Posted By: TOPGUNxx
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:19pm
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im so badass i created the game of paintball 1/\/\ 5O 84D455 1 (R34T3D T3H \/\/4Y T0 TYP3 1/\/ 1337 ------------- A-5 
Hogue Grip Sleeve GTA Double Trigger J&J 14" Drop Forward = ? |
Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:20pm
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I am so badass that on the freeway's i jump from car hood to car hood neutring rapid donkeys
------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:21pm
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Posted By: TOPGUNxx
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:22pm
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im so badass i created the world and became a hermit and some dude named God claimed he created the world in place of me. ------------- A-5
Hogue Grip Sleeve GTA Double Trigger J&J 14" Drop Forward = ? |
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:23pm
| Im so badass that I whack off with a glove filled with fireants. While being poked with a cattle prod . |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:24pm
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I'm so badass, I killed the dinosaurs...
With a Bic pen. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:24pm
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They dont call me badass. They call me Hades. ------------- 
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Posted By: TOPGUNxx
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:25pm
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im so badass i created the word "badass" along with the other cuss words ------------- A-5
Hogue Grip Sleeve GTA Double Trigger J&J 14" Drop Forward = ? |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:25pm
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i'm so badass that i actually post on this forum
i'm so badass that i don't even take midol i'm so badass for saying that DeTrevni is going to die by saying that: "Pl3/\/t3h 3S t3H G4Y!!!1!" ------------- 
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:35pm
/Me claps, then give a friendly slap on the ass. Congrats on making me laugh. -------------
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:43pm
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I'm so badass, I parachuted from the moon.
I'm so badass, my boner shifts the San Andreas fault. I'm so badass, I can operate a coal mine naked. Without my hands. I'm so badass, I can operate a chainsaw naked. Without my hands. I'm so badass, I can operate Hades naked. Without my hands. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:49pm
so what do you use...your toes? -------------
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:51pm
I laughed very loudly at that  -------------
http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity - http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:55pm
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Dont forget about being in another room and needing the door open, Hairball!!! -------------
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 6:58pm
Of course. 
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 7:04pm
I can change the channels on the TV with my toes. 
Is that badass or what? -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 7:19pm
| I'm so badass, I'm your stepfather. |
Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 7:19pm
Ooooh. -------------
http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity - http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 8:15pm
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I am so badass, I dont even use my TV remote, I get up to change the channels.
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Posted By: Fat Stalin
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 8:18pm
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I'm so badass that I am capable of
surviving for months without food or water due to the solar panels
mounted on my back. ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 8:19pm
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 8:44pm
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Im so badass, I could shave Plentehs head bald with a rock, and then shave the girl in his sigs head bald.
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Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 9:06pm
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i so badass i use window windows without a firewall im so badass people cry when they see me cuz they so scared i might kill them with my pinky ------------- 
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Posted By: jesus freak
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 9:48pm
| I'm so "badass" I missed the ball playing t-ball with my four year old cousin, then proceded to trip over my own feet and split my forehead open on a sprinkler head. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 9:51pm
| i have a bad ass |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:03pm
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im b4d4ss. i just am. ph33r m3h!!1! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:10pm
Haha, best one so far. ------------- |
Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:46pm
| I'm so badass that I now use a long stick to change the channel in my room cause I broke the remote. |
Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:52pm
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I am so badass I push old ladies into rain puddles and point and laugh at them ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:57pm
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I'm so badass I didnt feed my pet fish today. -------------
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 10:59pm
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I'm so remarkably badass...I wear cowboy boots and drink Five Alive straight from the carton! ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: >><<
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:02pm
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i'm so badass i play speedball with my paintball knife that i built out of used toothpicks ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:07pm
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i made the paintball bayonette a GOOD idea. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: TippmanHotshot
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:14pm
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I'm so badass that I trim my mom's rose bushes without wearing any gloves, long pants, or a long sleeve shirt! ------------- Overshooting, America's greatest pastime. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:17pm
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i trim your mom's rosebushes without any clothes, AND with my toes! no shears, just toes! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: TippmanHotshot
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:20pm
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^^^Show off!^^^ ------------- Overshooting, America's greatest pastime. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:22pm
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This thread is lame.
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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:27pm
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because a bunch of newbs post 50 posts in a row about how badass they are...its not just this thread but multiply ones ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 October 2005 at 11:32pm
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i think its fun. if you dont like this one, try following along in that religion thread... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 12:22am
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ok well i'm so badass that i drink from the milk carton...and put the lid back on without even wiping off my germ.
ya...it's getting boring now. -------------
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Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 12:28am
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Im so badass I put davey jones in his locker. ------------- 
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Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 1:02am
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Posted By: Cheetos3254
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 1:23am
no hands. ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 2:16am
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i dont pee! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: PistolPete
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 7:50am
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I'm so badass I spent the night in BigAl's tent.....and liked it! ------------- PistolPete OMHW |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 7:56am
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I'm so badass, I'm gonna say "long time no see pete!"
I'm also so baddass, you have to read my "night 3" thread to comprehend the baddassity. |
Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 8:17am
| im so badass that i am equally as great as vin deisel |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 9:20am
Chuck Norris > Vin Deisel -------------
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 10:50am
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im so badass i can divide by 0 im so badass i bowled a 301 im so badass i tought 007 how to pick up russian chicks |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 10:50am
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I'm so badass that I woke up at 6:00am this morning and watched Paid Programming shows. -------------
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 12:31pm
| Im so badass, I wipe my ass with a pinecone. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 12:59pm
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I can do it with sand paper Monk.
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Posted By: bluemunky42
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 1:03pm
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Yeah? Well, I can do it with nothing! -------------
http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity - http://www.freewebs.com/hazedinsanity |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 1:06pm
nuf said |
Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 2:03pm
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Im so badass I don't need to think of a clever pun. ------------- 
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 2:08pm
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and we've only seen that pic like 1000 times already. Yes, we know that y'all are the 3 Amigos...of cross dressing in jeans that make your asses look flat.
And that lipstick doesn't match with the eyes. -------------
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 2:47pm
| i thought it was charlies angels... |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 2:52pm
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I'm so badass that I wore deathsnakehiss's mask in a game.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 3:05pm
whoa... you win... -------------
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 4:03pm
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Im so badass I do the above stated in traffic, while eating a burrito. -------------
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 5:31pm
Pics or Shens. -------------
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Posted By: Teh_Ninja
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 5:41pm
| Im so bad ass iv been known to wipe out third world contrys by simply flexing my bicept in there general direction. |
Posted By: southernboy51
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 5:57pm
| im so badass when i hunt i use a spear |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 6:10pm
| I'm so badass I committed suicide. |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 8:16pm
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I'm so badass I just pierced my right testicle with a snake fang... from a live cobra... which has reptilian Tourette's syndrome... and a second head. I'm so badass I ate Jimmy Hoffa's remains. I'm so badass I walked in the valley of the shadow of death without the Shepherd. I'm so badass - I'm Shaft -------------
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Posted By: holysmartone
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 9:03pm
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Im so badass I drink milk directly from the cow. Im so badass, that my bowel movements cause the tides. |
Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 10:01pm
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no thats just from you being fat |
Posted By: holysmartone
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 10:02pm
10 years ago called, they want their joke back. |
Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 10:04pm
your mom called, she wants her 9 months back |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 23 October 2005 at 10:19pm
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Taking the highlighted portion into account, I declare PistolPete the winner!
Uh, dude...that was a bull. ------------- 
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