The HwayHzrd Mea Culpa thread
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Topic: The HwayHzrd Mea Culpa thread
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Subject: The HwayHzrd Mea Culpa thread
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:44pm
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Since I got back yesterday, a forumer who shall go nameless has seemingly taken exception to posts I have made, and has been making rashly inaccurate generalizations about me. To make things right, I prostrate myself before all of you with all humility and beg forgiveness. <ironic tone>I wish to announce that I have no sense of humor or sense of irony. Serious is indeed my middle name, especially from here on out. The A-5 is the greatest invention that mortal man has ever produced, and only a complete moron with the mental accumen of a lampshade would ever dispute this or doubt it's reliability. For woods, speed or random acts of vandalism, it rocks and rocks hard. The Flatline barrel system is a sham, a joke and a complete farce, and I apologize to anyone who ever took my recommendation to purchase one. I have done it only to keep recieving the lucrative kickbacks from Tippmann that I have enjoyed for the last six years. I don't even really use a Flatline barrel. It is actually a cleverly disguised Dye Boomstick. Now, the truth can finally be told, and I no longer have to live a lie. To anyone who I have misled during my years here on the forum, I am truly sorry, and vow here and now to spend my life making up for my indiscretions, and will never again dare to threaten a Woobie Bear. Thank you all for you understanding and forgive in advance. </ironic tone> Okay, boys, first round is on me!! |
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:45pm
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OMG boomstick.
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:47pm
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Yes, and my God have I felt the shame. Please, forgive me, Cedric. Those days are gone, and I swear to reform. |
Cedric wrote:Posted By: Sargent Duck
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:49pm
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You get Kickbacks from Tippmann? And all this time I've been
recommending the flatline for free (not really, I play speedball). Hey,
if the pays good enough, I'll recommend the flatty and suffer getting
flamed.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:49pm
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It's ok. You are forgiven. I speak for the rest of the world, of course.
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:53pm
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Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:56pm
operator error! 
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-JUSTICE http://www.myspace.com/outkastpaintball - Outkast Myspace |
Posted By: ritzblitz
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:57pm
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:01pm
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maybe you'd unblock me from your PM box NOW?
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Posted By: _TT_
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:03pm
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Kickbacks, where was I when they started handing those out?
You forgot to mention that Squad Busters and Werks paint are Tippmann's best products and vital to every paintballers arsenal of manditory gear. Stick to the Tippmann protocols, your not allowed to form you own opinion, Hway. Remember it is all about Sell, Sell, Sell. /me goes and swims in my pool of Tippmann kick back money. ------------- |
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:04pm
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Hmm, don't remember doing that, but I will check and correct the situation, as I want the world to forgive me and see how I am trying to change for the better. |
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:07pm
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Yes, I did forget that, thank you _TT_! I wish to come completely clean about everything, including my many of hours at work in Florida gluing hanging chads onto ballots in the 2000 election. I strongly encourage any of you with skeletons in your closets, air them out! It really works! |
Posted By: Sargent Duck
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:08pm
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Never Give up! Never Surrender!
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:17pm
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But if you're not using your Flatline... Then why aren't you using the
2nd best barrel every created. The Tippmann Sniper barrel 16"?!??!
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:17pm
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It really wasnt Eve that ate the fruit from the Tree of Life causing man and woman to be sinners. It was Me.
God thought it was Eve only because I was still dressed in drag since I had just finished taking Adam's innocence. ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:18pm
I ate a brownie once
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:35pm
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Posted By: Sargent Duck
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:43pm
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flatline, boomstick, stock barrel. They all pale in comparison to the SUPER CHRONIUM barrel.
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Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:45pm
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So, does this mean you can divulge your Double Fudge Nut brownie recipe? ------------- 
saepe fidelis |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:45pm
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I was responsible for the Colombia space shuttle breaking up on reentry. I pryed the little heat shield tiles off and just put them back on with scotch tape, and then made the superlight piece of foam fall off on takeoff to make it look like an accident.
Wow, i feel much better now that that is in the open. Also, i played with a dude ( http://paintball-players.org/cgi-bin/playerprofile.cgi?PID=2158 - Troy Lubberts ) from Effect last night at NVP in Rochester. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:47pm
Oh no, we're being invaded... |
Posted By: jesus freak
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:57pm
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yo voy a una mesquita ?!?!?!? Not really I don't think I've ever seen that many mosques . . . |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 2:11pm
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 2:12pm
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 2:32pm
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(sniff) I hear you my brothers ... come, and let us all repent our sins, then go forth and sin no more. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 2:33pm
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I'm pretty sure everyone remembers the image that shows what Funky is responsible for.
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Posted By: Hella Cool
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 2:38pm
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 3:02pm
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Now make up for my hurt feelings and give me a real title , from the heart of course.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 3:50pm
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Well, since we're all confessing our sins here; I've got something I
need to admit to. When I'm home by myself, I like to put on a set
of my old BDU's, cammie up my face and hands, and low-crawl around the
house stalking the wife's cat with a tube of those reusable foam
paintballs and an old towelbar I use as a blowgun. Whew! I feel much better now. ------------- 
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 5:09pm
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Since I feel this is a safe place...
That was NOT Jeremy Salm at cup a few years ago, I donned a jersey and 'sniped' from the woods. Ironically shooting the wrong team. |
Posted By: paintballu
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 5:19pm
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i still love you.
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my xchat died...... no more irc :( |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 5:37pm
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Best hway post in AGES. I love stuff like this
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 5:43pm
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Again, I dont feel you gave me an adequate answer last time I asked....who are you? And why are you trying to steal my turf?
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Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 8:16pm
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You are right Hway, we should repent. Its true, I confess it, I constructed **edited** Clark in my garage cyborg laboratory out of spare parts I dug out of peoples trash. I then sent him back in time with a machine I built from a microwave oven and some kleenex to kill President Kennedy. It was **edited** Clark on the grassy gnoll all along. I feel so shamed... ------------- 
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 9:09pm
| Alright, I'm the nasty little boy who deficated in the urinal in your kindergarten. I visit schools and do that just to get the kids in trouble. I also rig vending machines to eat your money, and I'm your child's REAL father. |
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 9:31pm
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I am so proud of you all. It takes a big person to step forward, tell what is in your heart, and gloat in public all your misdeeds. The time for timidity is gone. Let it all out! We have some people here who are confessing to deeds that you mak Stalin cringe. Why, we have the foundation for our very own political party, I do believe!! Or, better yet, form our own religion!! Hmmm ... ! |
Posted By: gt 5.0
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 9:33pm
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ok ok ........ i admit i used to play with bluestreaks not because they where cheap but because i knew they wouldnt break when i hit someone.........
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 9:44pm
Dear god. We're confessing to petty sins and you confess to THIS MONSTROSITY?!? My dear friend, you are one sick kid. My god himself have mercy on your soul. -------------
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 9:48pm
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): I share with you something that I swore never to repeat to anyone lest that one person be my bird, so I will ever do such. But should someone over hear my confession, I would not be ashamed... *to my bird* I am Prodigy -------------
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 9:52pm
Yeah, I gotta agree ... there are some lines that should NEVER be crossed. |
Posted By: gt 5.0
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 10:00pm
i'm sorry i really am .......... i repent before all..
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 10:19pm
| We forg..Ah screw it, we don't we can't, I'm sorry, I should be a better person and forgive you... |
Posted By: >><<
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 10:32pm
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all right well if were gettin everything out in the open my old screen name was logan_t71 i made up this lame story about shooting really really fast and after that no one ever liked me and made fun of my life so i just made a new name and started over. WOO now that takes a load off ------------- 
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Posted By: gt 5.0
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 10:33pm
no way! i dont really feal bad about the whole bluestreak thing now..............
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Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 11:28pm
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I must confess, I have had relations with my wife. Forgive me.
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-JUSTICE http://www.myspace.com/outkastpaintball - Outkast Myspace |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 11:28pm
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a/s/l?
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 29 October 2005 at 11:34pm
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I think its time I tell you guys. I had sex with katie. |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:13am
I was watching that earlier. |
Posted By: 636andy636
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 1:48am
| On the bus a female friend put makeup all over me, I was sparkley.... And I dident like it |
Posted By: Liquid3
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 10:15am
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 11:53am
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This is because great ideas never, ever go out of style. We just set them aside for a while, then rediscover them whe the time is right!! |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:10pm
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I admidt it. I am really a handsome rail thin kid, who loves pop music. I dress in all Hollister and wear flip-flops. I love Bush and the GOP, heck, I get all happy in the pants when I see Condi Rice.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:13pm
Cool! We can....oh, wait a minute. Never mind, I misread the original post; it says sarongs, not thongs. (I'm middle-aged and overweight, hows that for an unwanted visual. )
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:15pm
Did somebody mention thongs? -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:19pm
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PlentifulBalls, Sadly, I have to admit you look better in that than I would. (Try visualizing a rubberband wrapped twice around a nerf ball.) -------------
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:24pm
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I had never looked close enough to get to ask you this plenti, but where does someone get such a horrible looking thong? It looks okay on you body but the print/coloring is just hideious. -------------
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Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:31pm
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AHHH! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! MAKE THE BURNING STOP!!! |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:33pm
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hahaha now I can get this off my chest. I actually like the ion just not smartparts buisness ethics. I also prefer a 98 or A-5 over any other gun. ------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999 
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Posted By: chettacheez
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:36pm
Haha!!!You said prostate.... NVM |
Posted By: hwayhzrd
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:38pm
No, you big silly, prostrate, not prostate! There be a wee bit of a difference! (Huh huh, huh huh ... I said WEE!!) |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 12:46pm
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I love how all the guys who have NO idea what a super chronium is are talking about it.
I'll confess... The other day a gnome came up to me and offered my some of those kick ass shoes with the curly toes and bells for plans on how to forge Chroniums, I could'nt resist. I gave the gnome the plans. I mean, SHOES THAT JINGLE. Honestly, who can resist that. Unfortiantly there will be a raid on the forum soon I imagine. |
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 1:28pm
Heh, my friends girlfriend got it for me as a joke last christmas. Its a snakeskin print. She got it from H&M, where Funky used to work. And, do I find it wierd that you were staring at my crotch close enough to notice the bad print? No, i find it sexy. Gnarrr. -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 1:41pm
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Actually I learned a few things about you from starting at your crotch.
1) You fill it out decently. The way it hangs doesnt make it appear to look like an elephant trunk. Things are tucked away nicely and that is always a plus. 2) You suffer for noticable hair growth that stops about 3/4 up the thigh like I do. I am always in question as to how I am to groom in that instance. Should I fade it, Bic-it completely or just let the jungle turn into a rainforest? 3) You suffer from a wicked farmers tan. Those legs of yours need to see more sun light. Even if it is snakeprint, the camera coloring still make it appear hidious. -------------
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 1:43pm
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 1:45pm
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I dont think your hurt feeling are on the top of anyone's to do list.
The whole point of titles is so that people dont like them... -------------
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 1:47pm
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If you could see me, I am crazy dark. Im often confused for a
mexican...sometimes a black person. But my thighs are pretty white, I
wear pants all year round. From the waist down I am a wookie. my arms aren't hairy, but soon as you hit my nether region, it is a forest. My anus is terrible, I feel bad for any sucker I moon. As this one gangsta girl put it "That <stuff> be woofin'!" -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 2:17pm
That would make an interesting signature. -------------
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Posted By: bluemunky
Date Posted: 30 October 2005 at 4:36pm
That's one of my mottos. -------------  
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