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Topic: Confucious Say
Posted By: Linus
Subject: Confucious Say
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:41pm
Man who want pretty nurse got to be patient.

Man who put head on teacks to hear for train get splitting headache

Man who is dirty must get in hot water to be clean


(Keep em going)

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:46pm
I'll stick to Charlie Chan thank you:

Grain of sand in eye may hide mountain.


Hasty conclusion like gunpowder - easy to explode.


and my favorite:
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:48pm
"Be strong and supple, its the trick to ride out the storm."

"Dont adjust your sandels while walking through a melon patch."

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Posted By: bluemunky
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:48pm
Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

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Posted By: Sureshot3091
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:52pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:


If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.



I like that


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Stiffy2008 said, "wat is a noob?"


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:53pm
Originally posted by Sureshot3091 Sureshot3091 wrote:


Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.



I like that


Yeah, deffinitly my favorite


Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:53pm
Originally posted by bluemunky bluemunky wrote:

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.


Come on, real quotes.

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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 4:10pm

Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:



Come on, real quotes.

Like Confucius ever said any of this...



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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 4:13pm
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Come on, real quotes.


Like Confucius ever said any of this...


Seriously. How about you start posting some real quotes instead of the retarded 3rd grade ones.

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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 4:49pm
Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Come on, real quotes.
Mine were made up too.

We are reading Jou Luck Club in Cont. World Lit. and we started discussing Cunfuscionism and the teacher found a bunch of quotes, real and fake, and read them too us.


BUT I made this for both real and fake.

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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 5:08pm
My penis is big.

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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 5:19pm
I recall they did a spoof like this on Crank Yankers...

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"Don't you hate pants?"


Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 5:29pm
"Takes square anus to poop brick"

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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 5:52pm
"Man go to bed with itchy crack,..........

wake up with smelly finger."

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 18 November 2005 at 7:55pm
Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:



Man who is dirty must get in hot water to be clean



Thats so true.

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