Burning Bibles
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Topic: Burning Bibles
Posted By: Cedric
Subject: Burning Bibles
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:52pm
This is what happens when you burn bibles...
Jesus got pissed and.. 
Photoshopping credit goes to ItsJustMe. ------------- 
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:53pm
Jesus shot his laser at my eye the other day.
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Posted By: Cacowroth
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:54pm
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Haha you offended the Bible God.
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:54pm
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Its the stigmata! ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: impulse!
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:54pm
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Nice, I threw away the mormon bible. ------------- 
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:55pm
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omg you just broke my lcd screen...
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:55pm
Here's some background info. This kid put a knife in the bible.
zomg Then with his angsty powers, he burned it. 
Dbougle zomg. -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:56pm
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Why doesnt he like his bible? ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:58pm
| this thread delivers |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:59pm
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Then...
He summoned the help of this kid to help him lift the oh so heavy bible off the ground...  -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:01pm
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Mmmm. I understand. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Cacowroth
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:03pm
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Do you have a shotgun? Blast it! ------------- My name is Geoduck. Password: "dsvbgfnmmngbzvbgnhjkj" Penis was here tom was here |
Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:06pm
!!!! If that is an unphotoshopped image, look just above the black line/tear. There is an "evil" face there.  |
Cedric wrote:Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:06pm
But then some kid offered his help to shoot the bible with a large gun he had. He also had not washed his hair in days.
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:07pm
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OH MY GOD...
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. ------------- 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:07pm
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Sweet.. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:11pm
But while the unwashed kid was trying to shoot the bible, a magical sideways black man appeared and blinded the shooter with myspace flash camera.
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:13pm
Haha, isn't that ILP? |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:13pm
Alas, Ron Weasly appeared to kill everyone, but he needed help.
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Posted By: Homer J
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:14pm
| Tripod blows. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:16pm
Ron asked Dumbledore to send him help. Dumbledore sent The Frey Army.
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:17pm
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:20pm
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wgp, We didn't care the first time you posted it, don't quote it. ------------- I need a new Sig... |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:22pm
But all of the sudden, a local person whom George Bush does not care about came to steal the bible, and the rest of the heiniken from everyone's fridges.
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:24pm
Yeah...or you know...... a burned piece of paper. -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:24pm
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I see no evil face. At all. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:25pm
The looter was chased away by this thing.
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:28pm
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So much angst, my eyes burn.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:36pm
 It looks kind of like yoda. The eye is white with blue in the middle, the nose is to the left. There is a place for another eye, and a horizontally stretched oval shape for the head. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:37pm
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Nope... Still not seein it. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:37pm
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And I'm spent. -------------
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 28 November 2005 at 10:43pm
That's from last year when Choopie and Mbro met up. -------------
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 12:00am
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Obviously WGP is one of the people that can spend hours seeing things in clouds....
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 12:01am
Or he does acid. -------------
sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 29 November 2005 at 12:02am
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That would harm his chances of flying.
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