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Topic: Silliest Answer You Gave on a Test
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Subject: Silliest Answer You Gave on a Test
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:37pm
Today I had a test in psychology and one of the questions dealt with Kohlbergs stages of moral development. The question is as follows: There are two trains heading out of control and Joe can only save one, his family is aboard one train, and the doctor with the cure for cancer is aboard the other. Which train would joe save using Pre Conventional, Post Convent, Conventional, and Sensiomotor

Since I had no clue what the hell Sensiomotor was my answer was: He would be forced to revel his true identity as SUPERMAN and he would save both trains.

Post yours



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Posted By: bl@nd
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:39pm
Biology test, asked what cells might need so much protein producing ribosomes. (I did not know) My answer was:

I would say sperm cells...cause getting into the egg may need a lot of energy


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Posted By: dmp4892
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:43pm
I forgot what the question was but it was about atoms and I said atoms were like neighbors, and a cell was like those atoms meeting at a bake sale and talking about the Johnsons' new car.

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:45pm
Nothing specific comes to mind, but I do it. I remember there was a test in government, and the questiond something to do with which forefather of something did this and why?

I didnt know, so I put "Tupac cause he tha father of gangsta"

Also, on an english test, it was supposed to write a sentence using s word that I knew nothing about, so I wrote "I could write a better sentence using the word ************ should I know the definition"

And there was one involving why mario was dead but how luigi would avenge him.


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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:49pm

well its between last year in science when i said: MASTER CHIEF ROLLS IN AND RELEASES A 3 ROUND BURST INTO THE ENEMY! *i almost got send to the councalor for that*

or

on a history test one time when i put: rover did a back flip and landed in a pond, and thats why Julias Ceaser crossed the Rubicon River...



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Posted By: bluemunky
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:49pm
I usually just put something stupid like 'blue' or a random number. I've never actually put thought into it, except one time in 5th grade during standardized testing, since it didn't count on the report cards I wrote an page about the goldfish made of apple skins that live under the sea floor.

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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:53pm
On a physics test, when asked the slope of a line I wrote.

I dont know, or care. Because I passed Geometry last year.

Ill think of some more....

Oh, on this book test we took in English, the question was "why was the Madam broke?" I wrote: "because she spent all her money on gambling, fast women, and good booze."


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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:54pm
There is no spoon.

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Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:56pm
Ours asked us who some random famous guy in history was, and my reply was

"He was the first man to ride a unicylcle on a tightrope over london"

And on many, many french/ english tests, if I didnt know the answer, I'd either write:
"a platypus"
or
"too much granola"


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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 6:57pm

I drew a frowny face on a Math 3 exam when I was in high school.

But the best was when I ripped off a line from Calvin and Hobbes, and stuck this on an economics test:

"I cannot answer this question as it is in violation of my religious principals."

 



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Posted By: Ken Majors
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:23pm
Question: The first stool of the newborn is called?

Answer: Meconium (however, I could not remember this at the time so I wrote: Nasty)

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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:23pm
I've done so many but I can't think of anything specific. Normally I incorperate funny things into essay tests.

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Posted By: Uberhamster
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:28pm
I can't remember exactly what the question was, but I remember what my answer was. I put,'Why are you asking me, you're the teacher.' I know it's not the best, but the reason I remember it so well is because the dumbo sitting next to me was copying my answers and actually copied it for his answer too,because the next day she pulled us aside and talked to us about it....

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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:36pm
I don't normally do weird stuff on tests, but last year in biology, we had to draw a creature based on genetic traits we calculated, so I drew a big penis, gave it stick legs, put a happy face on the, uh, head, and asked her how it looked.


Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:38pm
In Christology class
When was Jesus Born? A long long time ago
Where? I a Galaxy far far away

got half credit on the first one


Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:42pm
Originally posted by Strife_17 Strife_17 wrote:

In Christology class
When was Jesus Born? A long long time ago
Where? I a Galaxy far far away

got half credit on the first one


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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:45pm
"Orealy"

o-r-l-y

wasn't a test but spelling bee prelim


Posted By: TippmanHotshot
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 7:50pm

I've had some good ones, but the best, was on an English test, I just bubbled in a happy face- you know, 2 eyes and a mouth, and I got 72%, plus I did the extra credit, and got an 80% total

 



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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:02pm

I don't remember what the test question was, but it was required that we give atleast a 1 page written responce. This was my Jr. Year of highschool and I decided to write all of my responses in cursive. I got about 1/2 a page down and started to write "But it doesn't matter what I write from here on out, because my cursive sucks so bad that you won't be able to read it. In fact, you probably gave up on this a long time ago and are just checking for length. At this point, I'm going to stop writing; have a nice weekend."

Turns out she could read my cursive just fine.



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Posted By: Whazuuup!
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:06pm
Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

"Orealy"

o-r-l-y


Uhh... can you use that in a sentence please? Are you sure you spelled it right this time around?


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Posted By: Santa Chewp
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:09pm
Christology?.........

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Posted By: the_blade
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:23pm
Ughh stupid stuff like your the teacher you should be telling me. Drawing odd and funny stuff.

But on the gepa  state test. In launguage arts I wrote a stuff in 1337 and also in jibberish and wrote a paragraph backwards when you had to look at the picture and make a story out of it.

And fyi the gepa isnt a test that proves anything. or harms your grade.


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Posted By: bluemunky
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:29pm
Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

On a physics test, when asked the slope of a line I wrote.

I dont know, or care. Because I passed Geometry last year.

Ill think of some more....

Oh, on this book test we took in English, the question was "why was the Madam broke?" I wrote: "because she spent all her money on gambling, fast women, and good booze."

Was the book actually a short story in a big orange textbook about some french lady borrowing a diamond necklace from a friend then losing it and then throwing her life away to pay her back and then at the end she finds out it was fake, and was only worth 5 bucks anyway? I read that last year.


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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:30pm
haha on one of my spanish tests i didn't know one of the answers to a question so i wrote "ms. king is the coolest" and she gave me credit

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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:31pm
Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

Since I had no clue what the hell Sensiomotor was my answer was: He would be forced to revel his true identity as SUPERMAN and he would save both trains.


lmao. i seriously lol'd


Posted By: bl@nd
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:32pm
Originally posted by youm0nt youm0nt wrote:

Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

Since I had no clue what the hell Sensiomotor was my answer was: He would be forced to revel his true identity as SUPERMAN and he would save both trains.


lmao. i seriously lol'd


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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 8:55pm
i've tried answering questions with "jesus" because jesus is the answer for everything... didn't work out too well...

and one memorable one was in a physics class last year in college.  I answered the last question with "see you with a drop slip =("


Posted By: deadeye007
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 9:06pm
I had to write an essay in highschool english. I was doing good but I came up a little short of the 2 page minimum so I just wrote "All work and no play makes jack a dull boy" untill I had enough to finish the second page.

BRad

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Posted By: Bounty
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 9:22pm
I cant really remember but I took a test last week on a book I never read. One of the questions was how long after released did this person visit this place. I had no idea so I wrote down like 25 years and got it right, I just thought it was funny. Yeah.


Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 9:22pm
I cant think of any at the moment... but I am sure there are lots.


Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 9:27pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:


 the best was when I ripped off a line from Calvin and Hobbes, and stuck this on an economics test:

"I cannot answer this question as it is in violation of my religious principals."

 



Beat me to it, except mine was in biology, so it did have SOME relevance.


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Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:03pm
I have this one teacher who is so lazy and stupid.  One test had a question like...

Q-"How did the industrial revolution effect America?"

A-"China"

and I got it right...lol


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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:04pm

IB (Univerisity in High School) Chemistry Exam

Q. What is the formula for natural o-zone depletion?

A. O3 - O3 = Bad News

 



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Posted By: falcon
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:10pm
Was coming up a little short of a long answer for a Candian history exam about the Battle of the Plains of Abraham, (British and the French) So I wrote.
"Before the Battle of the Plains of Abraham, General Montcalm (the French General for all of you who dont know) sent out a scout to search for the British. The scout came back all shot up. With his dyeing breath he said 'Bacon Tree'. Montcalm was confused so he sent out another scout who also came back all shot up and dying. Malcalm demanded to know what the scout saw, and his last breath he said 'Bacon Tree'. Still confused, Montcalm sent out his best man to go and search for the Britsh. He came back all shot up, barly holding on. He turns to Montcalm and says, 'Those idiots, it was no bacon tree, its a Ham-Bush'"

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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:10pm
I'd save the family, because a cure for cancer will boost the growth of the earth's population, which is a bad thing.

As for my craziest answer...


I have none. I don't have the balls to do it.


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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:11pm
In pre-calculus when we had to do proofs like sin/tan=cot (stuff to that effect anyway), I would get frustrated because the eventual answer was always something like "1 = 1" or "sin = sin"....

So I would just write:
"By the rules of mathematics, 1 = 1."

I got credit every once in a while.

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:12pm
Originally posted by falcon falcon wrote:

Was coming up a little short of a long answer for a Candian history exam about the Battle of the Plains of Abraham, (British and the French) So I wrote.
"Before the Battle of the Plains of Abraham, General Montcalm (the French General for all of you who dont know) sent out a scout to search for the British. The scout came back all shot up. With his dyeing breath he said 'Bacon Tree'. Montcalm was confused so he sent out another scout who also came back all shot up and dying. Malcalm demanded to know what the scout saw, and his last breath he said 'Bacon Tree'. Still confused, Montcalm sent out his best man to go and search for the Britsh. He came back all shot up, barly holding on. He turns to Montcalm and says, 'Those idiots, it was no bacon tree, its a Ham-Bush'"


I must say, that silly answer > most others, if not all in this thread.


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Posted By: falcon
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:26pm
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

I must say, that silly answer > most others, if not all in this thread.

Thanks, the best part was since I properly answered the question with-in my mock answer i still got full marks

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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:28pm

Originally posted by falcon falcon wrote:

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

I must say, that silly answer > most others, if not all in this thread.

Thanks, the best part was since I properly answered the question with-in my mock answer i still got full marks

your school must have low standards... But yeah that battle was hardcore, the Highlanders were the best part



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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 10:31pm
My physics test the other day, was one problem.

I drew a picture of Albert Einstien with a speach bubble above him saying "E=MC Hammer"

And today on my vocab quiz i put "Chuck Norris" as my name.


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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 11:30pm
My auto's teacher was like whats the number one thing to remeber. I reply with "Who is Mr.Goodwrench?"

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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 11:35pm
About putting names on assignments. I gradually shortened my name from Tolga Kuluslu at the beginning of the year to Tolga K then to TK and now all I have to do is put a T on the page and the teachers know.

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Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 12 December 2005 at 11:54pm

Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

About putting names on assignments. I gradually shortened my name from Tolga Kuluslu at the beginning of the year to Tolga K then to TK and now all I have to do is put a T on the page and the teachers know.

gold...pure gold

EDIT: Tolga Kuluslu is one of the most badass names ever...sounds like it could be a villain from Conan The Barbarian



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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 12:37am
a friend of mine on a physics test wrote, "the square root of chair plus anus divided by the quantity barbara streisand minus leonard nemoy cubed" only his wasnt in scentence form


Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 7:29am
I usually put a sad face, or put "I <3 (teachers name)" I got credit a couple of times for putting the <3 one.


Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 7:37am
Originally posted by bluemunky bluemunky wrote:

Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

On a physics test, when asked the slope of a line I wrote.

I dont know, or care. Because I passed Geometry last year.

Ill think of some more....

Oh, on this book test we took in English, the question was "why was the Madam broke?" I wrote: "because she spent all her money on gambling, fast women, and good booze."

Was the book actually a short story in a big orange textbook about some french lady borrowing a diamond necklace from a friend then losing it and then throwing her life away to pay her back and then at the end she finds out it was fake, and was only worth 5 bucks anyway? I read that last year.


no, it was about a slave during the Salem Witch Hunt...


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Posted By: SeaWolf
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 8:34am
Never really had a funny answer that I can remember...

During senior year in HS, the yearbook staff had us fill out a questionnaire and one of the questions what "How do you measure success?"

I put "In feet, but occasionally in meters." and they printed it in my senior yearbook.

so yea... not very funny

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 10:12am

If you want some really good answers to tests, I strongly suggest looking into Calvin and Hobbes.

If you're ever stumped on a quiz, some of these answers are priceless:

"Given that, sooner or later we're all just going to die, whats the point of learning about integers?"

"I am not presently at liberty to divulge that information, as it might compromise our agents in the field."

"As you can see, I've memorized these utterly useless facts long enough to pass a few test questions. Now I intend to forget them forever. You've taught me nothing except how to manipulate the system. Congradulations."

"I do not believe in linear time. There is no past and future. All is one, and existance in the temporal sense is illusionary. This question therefore, is meaningless and impossible to answer." (For use on a history test)

"Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattom gazork. Chumble Spuzz."

 



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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 11:16am
Calvin and Hobbes is priceless for stuff like that.

I've done quite a few, even a few on important standardized tests or final exams. I figure if I really have no clue, might as well make the teacher laugh.

On a standardized test: It seems quite unfair that you're asking me all the questions when I still haven't got the answers I'm looking for. Now before I continue this, tell me; If quizzes are quizical, then what are tests? Really.

Also a pretty long essay on a history final where I a cause of one of the punic wars as being pork fried rice in abe lincoln's beard. I still got a 100% on the test, and when I read my essay corrections there were even comments in it, like "good point".


Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 11:28am
On time I inserted a recipe for chocolate cake on the third page of a 5 page essay, I got a 100 on it. The teacher stopped reading after the second page. LOL

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 11:43am
While not really a test, my friend was telling me about a college tournament on Jeopardy, and this guy from a tech college bet $1,337 in Final Jeopardy. Alex didn't get it, but the guy won and his bet was l33t.

I haven't seen it to confirm, but it would be funny to see.

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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 12:16pm

nothing comes to mind, but i may steal a few of the ones that have been posted. especialy ones that will work in pre-cal, he doesnt teach us anything, he just reads from the book, and i can do that, with out him.....



Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 7:44pm
Originally posted by Whazuuup! Whazuuup! wrote:

Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

"Orealy"

o-r-l-y


Uhh... can you use that in a sentence please? Are you sure you spelled it right this time around?
I probably never heard it right in the first place, and i just realize orealy isn't a word so i ahve no clue.


Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 9:50pm
Something about cells and transformation,  said something about the transformers show, got half credit.

Also, the teacher was all about the wisconsin badgers, so Go Wisconsin!
Half credit

And to two earlier posts, I have wrote my name as Chuck Norris, and my friend just initials his papers now.


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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 10:06pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:


But the best was when I ripped off a line from Calvin and Hobbes, and stuck this on an economics test:


"I cannot answer this question as it is in violation of my religious principals."


 



My personal favorite ^

I am the king of absurd test answers.
Example:
I am finished my work in psychology, so the teach asks If I want to take the final for US History, so for a laugh, I do.

I turned the entire test (The answer to every question related in context) into an essay on why linear time dynamics are incorrect. And therefore there is no history to explore. I did the entire thing in pretentious physics lingo.


Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 10:28pm

at the very beginning of the year, we had a test on the scientific method. question: "your locker is stuck, and you cant get it open. use the scientific method to solve this problem."

my answer:
-hypothesis: 4 pounds of c-4 will provide enough force to unjam the problematic locker.
-materials: 4 lbs. of c-4 explosive, fuse, timed igniter, a heckuva lotta room.
-experiment: place c-4 on locker lock. plant fuse. set for 5 minutes. run like no other
-conclusion: experiment worked with complete success! not only have i managed to unlock my locker, but everyone else's lockers too!"

actually wrote that. signed my name as "Big D." teacher knew who i was and gave me full credit. cool.



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Posted By: Attila
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 10:34pm
Not a very good one, but on a math test this year, for a question on  like some random rationalizing thing, i put, Good Question, and on the same test i had no idea what i was doing, so instead of puting a rational number, i went with 17 bajillion 

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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 10:39pm
Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

While not really a test, my friend was telling me about a college tournament on Jeopardy, and this guy from a tech college bet $1,337 in Final Jeopardy. Alex didn't get it, but the guy won and his bet was l33t.

I haven't seen it to confirm, but it would be funny to see.


I saw that one, and it's true.


Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 10:51pm



Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 11:19pm
lol Awesome. Highlight of the day.

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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 11:22pm
Leeroy Jenkins was also a question on Jeparody....


Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 11:23pm
i have used UR MOM on two tests. the first time was last year...apparently my english teacher didn't find it funny cause i got called to the office.

but the second time i tried was this year. and my senior english teacher is cool. he gave me full credit for it and wrote a comment by it "good answer"

i was pleased


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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 13 December 2005 at 11:25pm
Today we had to illustrate something confucious would say and make a drawing. I put a guy with a smiley face cape wearing platform shoes.

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Posted By: supergman
Date Posted: 14 December 2005 at 12:24am

On an English 10 test, we had to write down the 3 types of conflicts human beings can have. The answers were: Man VS Man, Man VS Nature, and Man VS Himself.

Well, I obviously didn't know all of the answers, so I wrote down: Man VS Man, Man VS Nature, and Man VS His Wife.



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Posted By: Gerbil of Doom
Date Posted: 14 December 2005 at 1:55am
Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

As for my craziest answer...


I have none. I don't have the balls to do it.


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Posted By: TippmannBro
Date Posted: 14 December 2005 at 2:12am

Originally posted by Gerbil of Doom Gerbil of Doom wrote:

Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

As for my craziest answer...


I have none. I don't have the balls to do it.

"You ain't got the balls..." - http://www.joecartoon.com - www.joecartoon.com

"No balls..."       Click on cartoons, then all toons, then Frog Bender 2000...

You can do it, I know you can...

Anyone who can tell me to let Oreos rot can give a bad answer on a test every once and awhile...



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Posted By: Project Irene
Date Posted: 14 December 2005 at 2:16am

Originally posted by Projene Projene wrote:

I answered a complex physics problem that made me shat myself when I read it as 2+2=5.

I made it up.



Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 14 December 2005 at 7:36pm
Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

lol Awesome. Highlight of the day.

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Posted By: devil-fire
Date Posted: 14 December 2005 at 9:46pm
it don't really have dumb answers but during math ,I tend to fall asleep or i am extremley bored(I hate math, and don't know it) so on my tests i do the eeny-meeny-miny-moe thing and i usually get one out of 4 correct :)   But the test papers that i turn in are usually full of little doodles and drawings.  the biggest drawing I did took up the whole test paper and my teacher couldn't read the answers so she gave me credit on uniquness and being artistic !

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Posted By: pbfreak98
Date Posted: 14 December 2005 at 10:08pm
On my MCAS, it asked what kind of heat would be used to heat a house that was being built, so I put convection so it cook some mad good brownies in the oven.

A few years ago my friends used to make up answers on tests all the time like:
What caused the Panic of 1837?
Godzilla did because he destroyed everyting in China.

How was the old regime swept away?
With a big broom.


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Posted By: soonerdude05
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 8:13pm
I don't usually put useless answers except in Spanish. Like on a test a few weeks ago I didn't know the word for quiz so I put "el quizzo" and for screen I put "el screeno". When my brother was a senior he titled his science fair experiment "Who Cares?" Now I'm trying to think of something funny for my science fair title this year.

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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 8:39pm
Originally posted by pbfreak98 How was the old regime swept away?
<br />With a big broom. 
<br />[/QUOTE pbfreak98 How was the old regime swept away?
With a big broom.
[/QUOTE wrote:





i laughed.



i laughed.


Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 8:42pm
You broke it


Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 8:44pm
y0u 80rk3d 7h3 1n73rn37

or in morse code

-.-- --- ..- -... --- .-. -.- . -.. - .... . .. -. - . .-. -. . -


Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 8:46pm
1M T3H H4X0RZ




Posted By: bl@nd
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 8:46pm
whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 8:49pm
Crappy forum software-4

forumers-0


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 9:12pm
The forum got b0rked.

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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 9:14pm
T3h HAX%!@

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Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington


Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 9:18pm
What the?!

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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 9:24pm
Originally posted by pbfreak98 How was the old regime swept away?
<br />With a big broom. 
<br />[/QUOTE pbfreak98 How was the old regime swept away?
With a big broom.
[/QUOTE wrote:





i laughed.



i laughed.[/QUOTE] /me attempts a double bork

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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 9:25pm
Originally posted by TheSpookyKids87 TheSpookyKids87 wrote:

Originally posted by pbfreak98 How was the old regime swept away?
<br>With a big broom. 
<br></td></tr></table> 
<br>
<br>
<br>i laughed.[/QUOTE pbfreak98 How was the old regime swept away?
With a big broom.



i laughed.[/QUOTE wrote:



QFT


QFT


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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 15 December 2005 at 9:35pm
Teh borkage failed. 

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Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 16 December 2005 at 9:37pm
Originally posted by Santa Chewp Santa Chewp wrote:

Christology?.........


little late but its the cheesy name my highschool give to basically a new testament class (catholic high school)


Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 16 December 2005 at 11:14pm
I borked it oncve, but edited my post.
Twas r0x0rz.

But another good answer,
An orange, because a vest doesnt have sleeves.


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Posted By: Cheetos3254
Date Posted: 17 December 2005 at 12:15am
Originally posted by bl@nd bl@nd wrote:

Biology test, asked what cells might need so much protein producing ribosomes. (I did not know) My answer was:

I would say sperm cells...cause getting into the egg may need a lot of energy

Mine is similar....Biology test had a list of three people and what they discovered about plants and since I had no Idea for one of the guys I put "discovered plants are green" and for the other 2 people I put somewhat reasonable answers

Thats just one. that I can think of doing the other day...Nothing else comes to mind.....

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Posted By: Cheetos3254
Date Posted: 17 December 2005 at 12:24am
Originally posted by bluemunky bluemunky wrote:



Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

On a physics test, when asked the slope of a line I wrote.I dont know, or care. Because I passed Geometry last year.Ill think of some more....Oh,
on this book test we took in English, the question was "why was the
Madam broke?" I wrote: "because she spent all her money on gambling,
fast women, and good booze."

Was the book actually a short story in a big orange textbook about some
french lady borrowing a diamond necklace from a friend then losing it
and then throwing her life away to pay her back and then at the end she
finds out it was fake, and was only worth 5 bucks anyway? I read that
last year.
yea that stories called the necklace...I laughed at the lady when she found out it was fake...

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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 17 December 2005 at 1:18am
Joo broke teh internet

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