me make an anti-noob gun...
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Topic: me make an anti-noob gun...
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Subject: me make an anti-noob gun...
Date Posted: 19 December 2005 at 11:13pm
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all right here is the plan, we strap some 3' wide PVC pipes to a couple of scuba tanks, give it a swivel mount, and put a gunner inside of it, we load it with bowling balls with some paint thrown in there, and it has an automated noob targeting system... i like it... p.s. the gunner is just there cuz ummm... no body wanted him on their team i guess... ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 20 December 2005 at 12:33am
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^^^ Thats possilbly either the Worst or Best idea EVER.
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 20 December 2005 at 12:50am
| Don't forget the nukes, paint knives, and sniper bullets. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 20 December 2005 at 7:58am
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hybrid-sniper wrote:Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 December 2005 at 4:20pm
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Yes, but the important question is can it be deployed in low orbit? That would give us much better line of sight over the entire paintball field, so we don't hry about them taking cover behind a tree. Plus a painted bowling ball coming in a terminal velocity from the stratosphere won't be stopped or rendered inaccurate if it has to go through tree brances like a paintball would. Oh, and it has to be laser designated. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 20 December 2005 at 6:41pm
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lol, ill draw it up on cad... see what i cam come up with... ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: TruePaintballer
Date Posted: 20 December 2005 at 6:54pm
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seriously dude, do they make those! ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/outlawspaintball/index.htm - Outlaws *Sponsors* http://www.abrika.ca - Abrika |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 21 December 2005 at 2:37pm
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And carboard masks with glass lenses
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 21 December 2005 at 3:40pm
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Andy, where in Canada are you? ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 21 December 2005 at 11:04pm
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el passo... ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 December 2005 at 1:59am
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*POW!*.................................................. ............................................................ ..."hey, what's this red dot for......OOMPH!" ------------- X |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 22 December 2005 at 2:13am
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Posted By: Cheetos3254
Date Posted: 22 December 2005 at 11:09am
CONQUER THE WORLD!!!!! ------------- 
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 22 December 2005 at 1:41pm
BRILLIANT!!! and cheetos, ill even give you control of england, france and spain but you have to turn 2 of those countries into very large paintball fields, the last one, do whatever with it... ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 December 2005 at 3:04pm
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make that last one full of cobras and put 5 people in the middle of it and whala! a reality show! ------------- X |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 22 December 2005 at 5:30pm
hey, give me germany... lol ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 22 December 2005 at 7:46pm
k, u get germany, i take austrailia and ireland, styro, you have have the U.S. and im sticken u as president of the International paintballers cult... ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 23 December 2005 at 3:36am
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whoo hoo! ------------- X |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 24 December 2005 at 12:54am
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i'm happy lol ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 24 December 2005 at 2:17am
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Posted By: dovehunter9
Date Posted: 24 December 2005 at 12:47pm
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How could anyone stop you? ------------- 20% of people understand percents and 94% don't, so keep them out of sigs |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 24 December 2005 at 12:59pm
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make it attachable to your orbital defense cannons! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 24 December 2005 at 8:10pm
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lol, for as dumb as a thread as this is... how did it make it to 2 pages, and how did my orbital defence cannon make it to 3? ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: the_ion
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 8:55pm
i call Tonisia |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 1:15am
hey now... you have to request it... i will grant it if i feel you worthy... so ummm you can have greenland... *ya guys i know its big but its too cold for anyone to really want...* ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 1:21am
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Can I have the carribbean??? I mean, I am a Pirate...
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 1:40am
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 2:14pm
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i want the most utterly inane, random, no-one-knows-this-exists country on earth. probably somewhere in africa or somethin. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 3:36pm
here is a little info on your new country...
for more go to... http://www.ournet.md/~tstevens/moldova.html - http://www.ournet.md/~tstevens/moldova.html P.S. for pictures go... here... pretty little place... http://goo.levontravel.com/NEW/COUNTRY/Moldova/Moldova_home.htm - http://goo.levontravel.com/NEW/COUNTRY/Moldova/Moldova_home. htm ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
OLDOVA, wedged between Romania and Ukraine, has changed noticeably since independence. A beautiful, fertile land of black soil and rolling hills, Moldova had been notably mismanaged by Soviet authorities for fifty years. Today, however, free from Moscow's aid and subsidies, the small republic is none the stronger: Moldova is an independent economy for the first time, yet its most vital trade relationships have bound it in renewed dependence upon Russia. Moldova is geographically, economically, and culturally stuck fast between East and West. Though not doomed as a country - it has seen a bit of promise in recent years - Moldova is certainly not as upwardly mobile as had once been hoped.Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 7:44pm
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i'sa gonna rase me sum chickuns thar! ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 10:16pm
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 6:45pm
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alright since gotpaint? gave me this idea... of taking rocket launcher, put it on a trailer, make it so that it will turn 360 degrees in both directions, finally make sure you have a quad powerfull enough to pull the trailer around. he gets Italy and Sicaly ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 10:57pm
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I request canada so i can actually make it cool un like it is now with ther heads split in two. everyone except choopie is lame there
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 10:59pm
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Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:48pm
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boss, look at how nice of a germany is coming along, with a few more countries, and more funding i could make a bunch of feilds that are sweet. lol ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 6:05pm
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Posted By: P8ntBall3r
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 7:27pm
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I just read this entire thread and i have just one thing to see ...Can i have Mexico? ------------- Setup: Marke:98 custom pro Custop Products Flame drop Barrel:12" SP Progressive Hopper: Vieloader evolution II 98%of paintballers act gangsta if you are the 2%that are normal put this in your sig |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 5:22pm
will do boss, thank you ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 4:00am
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everyone! SEXY PARTY AT THE WHITE HOUSE! ------------- X |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 4:13am
| Do you ever run out of bad ideas? And how would you ever keep it from shooting you? |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 5:28am
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dude just does not count as a quality reply. is it really that hard to type a few words or form sentences with afore-mentioned words and make coherent sentences to express an idea?
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 6:59am
| Only youm0nt is allowed to do that. |
Posted By: JawaHippy
Date Posted: 03 January 2006 at 4:51pm
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yall forgot about tracers,c4s strapped inside ofr a wider effect and
ummm like a pair of dice on it ...you have to have dice
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 03 January 2006 at 11:25pm
| ^what are you talking about. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 03 January 2006 at 11:36pm
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im not really sure what he just said... ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: maddog312us
Date Posted: 05 January 2006 at 3:05am
| These type of post really piss me off i mean if it weren't for newbs then the sport would be no more the people that started paintball were newbs . All these anti newb people should die a slow and painful death. |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 05 January 2006 at 9:48pm
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^^^ well i'm probly gunna get shot someday so will that work for you? ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: maddog312us
Date Posted: 08 January 2006 at 4:49am
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yeah that would work if u got shot in the nuts |
Posted By: drummerboy123
Date Posted: 08 January 2006 at 10:59am
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like they say the possibiliteis are endless
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 08 January 2006 at 6:36pm
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ummm how bout the head? it will exsplode so that will be cool.... ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 08 January 2006 at 6:48pm
yeah... sure lol ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 January 2006 at 1:06pm
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Nah, a ballshot is generally quite survivable, though it would have the benefit of knocking him out of the gene pool. Gut shots suck- a couple small calibre shots in the gut will kill him slowly and painfully. Or you can knock him out with ether and give him tetanus. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 16 January 2006 at 8:03pm
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man i think there's a murder in the midst ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: MVM91
Date Posted: 17 January 2006 at 4:14pm
| dude i have like 7 of those in my basement |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 17 January 2006 at 7:12pm
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well, since sneaky is guested, then i guess, he put styro second in command, so now i guess he is in command, styro, you are our new leader until sneaky gets back, and i own the most property so i am second. lol, well now that we got that sorted out, styro, whats next for this cannon? ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 17 January 2006 at 7:18pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 18 January 2006 at 6:45pm
------------- X |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 18 January 2006 at 11:50pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 20 January 2006 at 5:12pm
ok, i'll remember that. LONG LIVE THE NOOB CANNON AND THIS THREAD! glad to have you back. ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 20 January 2006 at 10:10pm
I believe you are looking for Swaziland. ------------- 
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Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 5:18pm
that place acually exists? ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: c411m3b0b
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 7:27pm
Yes. ------------- i hate people |
Posted By: monty_sniper
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 7:50pm
------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. Proud owner of 3 guns and counting. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 8:43pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Ash Ketchum
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 8:49pm
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Sniper, I've only been here for about 45 minutes, and I've already come
to a conclusion. You are so full of it, your eyes must be brown.
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 10:05pm
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swaziland>* ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 23 January 2006 at 10:16pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 24 January 2006 at 8:19pm
| unless your a n00b, anything is an anti-n00b gun |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 25 January 2006 at 1:59am
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 25 January 2006 at 2:01am
| Why did you resurrect this?!!??!?! |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 25 January 2006 at 2:10am
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |