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Topic: Someone should make....
Posted By: Styro Folme
Subject: Someone should make....
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 5:22pm

....a paintball gun that fits in your anus, so on the break, you pull down your pants and moon the other team and when they're in disbelief/shock/amazement/confusement, you can shoot them without having to turn back around.....to get the full effect, you'd have to use the paint that smells like apples and banannas first.



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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 5:25pm
lmao, thats wrong dude!

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Posted By: Mr.Shake56
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 8:16pm
im calling the people who give you a big white vest and put you in a padded room is that okay


Posted By: tippyjack
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 8:34pm
lol that would be kinda cool other than the kick might hurt...

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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 10:32pm
*Mouth agape*


Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 11:03pm
Originally posted by tippyjack tippyjack wrote:

lol that would be kinda cool other than the kick might hurt...
<insert ion joke here>

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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 11:05pm
if there was a smiley that slaps you, id use it right now


Posted By: stealthy2
Date Posted: 26 December 2005 at 11:15pm
With technology like PEP(?) coming out its only a matter of time before they come out with a methan(Right?) powered marker. Wouldn't you hate to have to clean a marker after someone had the squirts with one of those? Haha.. Get it? ha.. Ok never mind....


Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:07am
Originally posted by Mr.Shake56 Mr.Shake56 wrote:

im calling the people who give you a big white vest and put you in a padded room is that okay
I KNOW THOSE GUYS!!! that room kicked ass man...

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:24am
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

....a paintball gun that fits in your anus, so on the break, you pull down your pants and moon the other team and when they're in disbelief/shock/amazement/confusement, you can shoot them without having to turn back around.....to get the full effect, you'd have to use the paint that smells like apples and banannas first.


I can see it now. . . . .

(Scene:  A hospital emergency room)

ER Doc:  "What's the problem buddy?"

Patient:  "Ummm. . . . I lost my paintball marker."


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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:38am
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

....a paintball gun that fits in your anus, so on the break, you pull down your pants and moon the other team and when they're in disbelief/shock/amazement/confusement, you can shoot them without having to turn back around.....to get the full effect, you'd have to use the paint that smells like apples and banannas first.


I can see it now. . . . .

(Scene:  A hospital emergency room)

ER Doc:  "What's the problem buddy?"

Patient:  "Ummm. . . . I lost my paintball marker."


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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 12:59am
Originally posted by sneaky_sniper sneaky_sniper wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

....a paintball gun that fits in your anus, so on the break, you pull down your pants and moon the other team and when they're in disbelief/shock/amazement/confusement, you can shoot them without having to turn back around.....to get the full effect, you'd have to use the paint that smells like apples and banannas first.


I can see it now. . . . .

(Scene:  A hospital emergency room)

ER Doc:  "What's the problem buddy?"

Patient:  "Ummm. . . . I lost my paintball marker."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i laughed hard....

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Posted By: Da dude
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 7:03pm

 

       I got it!!!  som1  get a remote control airplane and tape some paint gernades to the wings and run the plane into ur opponets like a

  kamakizee!!!  



Posted By: the_ion
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 8:49pm
except it hard to make a little plane fly with bug wheights on it


Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 27 December 2005 at 9:57pm
That was almost funny, nice try.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 28 December 2005 at 12:09am
just think of barrel tagging people. imagine someone bent over running backwards at you giggling maniacly...

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