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The Onion!

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Topic: The Onion!
Posted By: Destruction
Subject: The Onion!
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:07pm
Post your favorite Onion headline(s)!

"Five or Six Dudes Jump Out of Nowhere and Just Start Whaling On This One Guy"

"Naive Teacher Believes in Her Students"

"Bully Not So Tough After Being Molested" (if its innapropriate, i'll delete it)

"Area Man Has Naked Lady Fetish"

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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur.



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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:09pm
I don't memorize the headlines, but those are pretty funny.

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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:12pm
I have a page-a-day Onion calender for 2006


Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:25pm
Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

I don't memorize the headlines, but those are pretty funny.


those are the ones that made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight so they stayed in my head. The pictures helped too.

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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur.


Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:25pm
"Great Toy Ruined By Three Stupid Dead Kids"

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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:30pm

New Anger-Powered Car May Revolutionize the Way We Drive - The Chevy Tantrum



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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:56pm
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

New Anger-Powered Car May Revolutionize the Way We Drive - The Chevy Tantrum



The way I cope with traffic would mean I'd never have to buy gas again.

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