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Topic: What would you do....
Posted By: StunnA
Subject: What would you do....
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 1:58am

Yes i got this from PbN if anyone frequents there.

 

How this works: You take the 2 items that the person above you posted and say what you would do with them. Then you say 2 items.

ill start.

camera and a vcr




Replies:
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:13am
Take pictures of a movie I'm watching on the vcr.

A twinkie and a gun.


Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:15am

Shoot  twinkie the kid

 

A hotel key and a pocket knife



Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:22am
I give up


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:26am
Stab someone, and lock them in a hotel room, throwing away the key.


Baseball bat and a baby


Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:26am
oh good god!  trade baby for baseballs, hit baseballs with bat.
superglue golfcart


Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:29am

lol^

id supreglue my "friend" to the seat and put the golfcart in drive at 2 mph and run him off a cliff..

staple gun and a baby



Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:35am
I'd stable my hand to the table and tickle the baby.

Razor blades and Fall out boy cd

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Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:37am
Scratch the CD so it can never be heard.

Stick of gum and a paper clip.


Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:45am
^lol and list your 2 items


Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:09am
Stick of gum and a paper clip?
HMMM... Chew the gum stick it in my friends hair wait for it to get cold and icy here in Illinois and then unbend the paper clip so its pointy then poke the gum and let it shater.

sword and a iPod


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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:31am
Use the sword to run amuck while listening to the golden oldies on the iPod.



a chainsaw and a giant rubber band


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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:40am
Use the giant rubber band as a sling shot of sorts and sling the chainsaw at an old unsespecting lady.

Toilet paper and a Bag of weed.
<Edit>we all know what to do with paper and weed
How bout
Toilet paper and a clown


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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:45am

wrap your self up like a mummy,  scare little kids with the clown

fan.  brick



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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:48am
see how many times you can throw the brick threw the fan without getting hit.


Family guy box set and 12 inch sub woofer.


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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:50am
I'd attempt to build a box/sub fort

Cigarette and a bunny


Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:31am
can you participate more than once?

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what?


Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:43am

yep

 

Light the cigarrete iand shove it down the bunnies throat

 

Guy in not dave ellis's sig and a video camer...



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:45am
Make sweet love


KY and a watermelon


Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:47am
I'd obviously try and get it in my butt

Falco CD and balloon pants


Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:52am

pawn the cd and flot off into space wit the pants

 

hummer h2 and a grandpa



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:57am
Sell the piece of crap H2, and go party hard with the grandpa with the money some idiot paid for the piece of junk.



Ping pong ball and an elephant


Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:17am

shove the ping pong ball down the elapants nostril and wait for it to shoot out

 

umbrella in choopies sig and whipped lite cream from albertsons...



Posted By: bluemunky
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 9:01am
Make a smiley face on the umbrella with the whipped cream and chase people with it.

Can of red spray paint and Bill Gates.


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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 9:26am
Hold lighter in front of the spraypaint and force him to give be large sums of money.


a large chunk of cheese and a copy of 1984



ps
  I added a lighter...oh well...


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Posted By: piranhakiller
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:27am

Light the book on fire and watch it burn while enjoying a nice large chunk of cheese

Furby and a Flame Thrower



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Posted By: Goiduck
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:33am
Enlighten Furby.

Harpoon gun and a loaf of bread.


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Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:36am
I'd use the bread to lure sharks and then harpoon them!

Knife and 7 kittens.


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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:42am

put the knife in my pocket for later use (hmm... what could that be?) and sell all the kittens so I can pimp out my gun...

An afro pick and some boxers



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Posted By: Pro_Carbine
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:45am

Use that afro pic for a present for the african american down the street and cut a hole and put the boxers over my head

paintball gun - oldman



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R/T
Eggy w/ Z-Board
Hpa Tank
Double Trigger
Drop Foward
12" Smart Parts Progresive
Team Morelli Company
"autococker with 40 inch hammerhead barrel mounted onto a flatline"-Lester98c LOL


Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:54am
I'd take the old man and drop him off at the post office and sell the paintball gun.  Then I'd go back to the post office and use the money i just got to send the old man to Syberia.

Porno and KY Jelly


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Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:01am
aply the jelly to the porn dvd so it slides in the player nicely.

A tommy gun and King Kong.


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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:37am

trade the tommy gun for an enfield M1 Garand and then tie king kong with a leash and walk him down the street holding the M1 Garand

bannana and a tiger



Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:45am
Throw the banana at the tiger and blame it on Roy....

lets see who gets that, yo.


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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 12:16pm
haha nice one gatry, and i think i get it, didnt roy get bitten by the tiger?


Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 12:30pm

choopie and a stripper pole



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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 12:32pm

knock choopie out, tie him to a chair and force him to watch some hairy guy i brought from the street dance on the stripper pole in a manthong



Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:02pm

... you sick minded pervert...

Marsmellows and duct tape



Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:06pm
Fascinating.

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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:28pm

throw out the marshmellows and make a duct tapes wallet.

speaker.  cup



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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:45pm

use the cup to make a POS speaker like kids did in the fifties due to the lack of technology

fan belt and one of jeff foxworthys "im stupid" signs



Posted By: piranhakiller
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 6:15pm

ask you to replace the fan belt on my truck while wearing that sign of course only from a safe distance....Oh and its Bill Engvils "sp"(stupid sign) I believe....

A teletubby and a ball of yarn



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~Marker setup~

   2K1 Autococker
Rt Feed
12in Freak
ANS 3-Way
Black Houge Grip
Shocktech Drop Forward

TippmannA5                 
16in J&Jceramic
r/t
2X trigger
Blue Dye c4


Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 6:50pm

Tie the teletubby up to a tree and leave him to get beat my over bearing parents that think they secretly cuss.

Angelina Jo Lee, and Jennifer Aniston



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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 6:57pm

this is an easy one...

make them both my love slaves in my evil lair...

sniper rifle and a banjo



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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 7:01pm

shoot people as they are walking down the street with the sniper rifle.  Play the banjo on dino's knee

Elephant tusk.  soap



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what?


Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 7:03pm
Originally posted by Hoytshooter Hoytshooter wrote:

Angelina Jo Lee



hahaha


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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 7:18pm
Wash an elephants tusks for 5$.

A shoe and a block of cheese.


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Posted By: amishman89
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 8:13pm

 Put the cheese in the shoe and  wait for someone to notice I've been wearing a cheesed filled shoe.  

 A straw and a dead monkey



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Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.


Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:18pm

eat the monkey and drink my coke through the straw

mac computer and a hammer



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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:23pm

give the hobo a computer and when he gets really happy cuz he can sell it and get booze, kill him with the hammer and move on to the next hobo...

an electric outlet and a toe nail



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Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:27pm
see how well dead human cells conduct electricity

a maglite and a remote control


Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:31pm
See if I can mate them to form a Remote control flashlight that can stand up to an 18 wheeler.


A cardboard cutout of Chuck Norris and a Leafblower.


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saepe fidelis


Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 1:03am
me and chuck would blow leaves then have a candle light dinner


a quater and your grandmoms pantie hoes

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Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 1:46am

put on the panty hose and stick the quarter down em and have a hobo dig...

 

 

nickle and a mouse (computer)



Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 2:04am

eat the nickel and stick the mouse up my pooper

viola and C4



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 2:10am
stick the C4 to a baby, and play the viola as the parents discover the wreckage



Pants, and more pants


Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 2:38am

put o nthe pants and put the more pants on those pants to have more pants

keyboard and toilet paper roll



Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 8:02am

put my computer in my bath room and get a little fridge and microwave, so i would never have to leave...

the naighbors dog and the hubble space telescope



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Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:44am

launch the dog into space and watch it in space.

 

limozine and jenniferaniston...



Posted By: eliminator
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 3:37am

put jeniffer anniston on hood of limizone and driv off clif...

 

 paintball gun and a crazy monkey



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