What would you do....
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Topic: What would you do....
Posted By: StunnA
Subject: What would you do....
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 1:58am
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Yes i got this from PbN if anyone frequents there.
How this works: You take the 2 items that the person above you posted and say what you would do with them. Then you say 2 items. |
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Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:13am
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Take pictures of a movie I'm watching on the vcr. A twinkie and a gun. |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:15am
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Shoot twinkie the kid
A hotel key and a pocket knife |
Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:22am
| I give up |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:26am
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Stab someone, and lock them in a hotel room, throwing away the key.
Baseball bat and a baby |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:26am
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oh good god! trade baby for baseballs, hit baseballs with bat. superglue golfcart |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:29am
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lol^ id supreglue my "friend" to the seat and put the golfcart in drive at 2 mph and run him off a cliff.. staple gun and a baby |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:35am
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I'd stable my hand to the table and tickle the baby.
Razor blades and Fall out boy cd ------------- 
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Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:37am
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Scratch the CD so it can never be heard. Stick of gum and a paper clip. |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 2:45am
| ^lol and list your 2 items |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:09am
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Stick of gum and a paper clip? HMMM... Chew the gum stick it in my friends hair wait for it to get cold and icy here in Illinois and then unbend the paper clip so its pointy then poke the gum and let it shater. sword and a iPod ------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999 
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:31am
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Use the sword to run amuck while listening to the golden oldies on the iPod. a chainsaw and a giant rubber band -------------  |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:40am
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Use the giant rubber band as a sling shot of sorts and sling the chainsaw at an old unsespecting lady. Toilet paper and a Bag of weed. <Edit>we all know what to do with paper and weed  How bout Toilet paper and a clown ------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999
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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:45am
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wrap your self up like a mummy, scare little kids with the clown fan. brick ------------- what? |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:48am
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see how many times you can throw the brick threw the fan without getting hit. Family guy box set and 12 inch sub woofer. ------------- Gamertag: Kataklysm999
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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 3:50am
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I'd attempt to build a box/sub fort
Cigarette and a bunny |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:31am
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can you participate more than once? ------------- what? |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:43am
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yep
Light the cigarrete iand shove it down the bunnies throat
Guy in not dave ellis's sig and a video camer... |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:45am
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Make sweet love
KY and a watermelon |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:47am
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I'd obviously try and get it in my butt
Falco CD and balloon pants |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:52am
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pawn the cd and flot off into space wit the pants
hummer h2 and a grandpa |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 4:57am
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Sell the piece of crap H2, and go party hard with the grandpa with the money some idiot paid for the piece of junk.
Ping pong ball and an elephant |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:17am
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shove the ping pong ball down the elapants nostril and wait for it to shoot out
umbrella in choopies sig and whipped lite cream from albertsons... |
Posted By: bluemunky
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 9:01am
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Make a smiley face on the umbrella with the whipped cream and chase people with it. Can of red spray paint and Bill Gates. -------------  
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 9:26am
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Hold lighter in front of the spraypaint and force him to give be large sums of money. a large chunk of cheese and a copy of 1984 ps I added a lighter...oh well... ------------- |
Posted By: piranhakiller
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:27am
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Light the book on fire and watch it burn while enjoying a nice large chunk of cheese Furby and a Flame Thrower ------------- ~Marker setup~ 2K1 Autococker Rt Feed 12in Freak ANS 3-Way Black Houge Grip Shocktech Drop Forward TippmannA5 16in J&Jceramic r/t 2X trigger Blue Dye c4 |
Posted By: Goiduck
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:33am
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Enlighten Furby. Harpoon gun and a loaf of bread. ------------- http://artpad.art.com/gallery/?irju4i13rxds |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:36am
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I'd use the bread to lure sharks and then harpoon them! Knife and 7 kittens. ------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:42am
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put the knife in my pocket for later use (hmm... what could that be?) and sell all the kittens so I can pimp out my gun... An afro pick and some boxers ------------- 
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Posted By: Pro_Carbine
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:45am
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Use that afro pic for a present for the african american down the street and cut a hole and put the boxers over my head paintball gun - oldman ------------- 98c R/T Eggy w/ Z-Board Hpa Tank Double Trigger Drop Foward 12" Smart Parts Progresive Team Morelli Company "autococker with 40 inch hammerhead barrel mounted onto a flatline"-Lester98c LOL |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 10:54am
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I'd take the old man and drop him off at the post office and sell the paintball gun. Then I'd go back to the post office and use the money i just got to send the old man to Syberia. Porno and KY Jelly ------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:01am
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aply the jelly to the porn dvd so it slides in the player nicely. A tommy gun and King Kong. ------------- 
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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:37am
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trade the tommy gun for an enfield M1 Garand and then tie king kong with a leash and walk him down the street holding the M1 Garand bannana and a tiger |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:45am
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Throw the banana at the tiger and blame it on Roy.... lets see who gets that, yo. -------------
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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 12:16pm
| haha nice one gatry, and i think i get it, didnt roy get bitten by the tiger? |
Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 12:30pm
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choopie and a stripper pole ------------- 
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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 12:32pm
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knock choopie out, tie him to a chair and force him to watch some hairy guy i brought from the street dance on the stripper pole in a manthong |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:02pm
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... you sick minded pervert... Marsmellows and duct tape |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:06pm
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Fascinating.
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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:28pm
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throw out the marshmellows and make a duct tapes wallet. speaker. cup ------------- what? |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 5:45pm
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use the cup to make a POS speaker like kids did in the fifties due to the lack of technology fan belt and one of jeff foxworthys "im stupid" signs |
Posted By: piranhakiller
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 6:15pm
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ask you to replace the fan belt on my truck while wearing that sign of course only from a safe distance....Oh and its Bill Engvils "sp"(stupid sign) I believe.... A teletubby and a ball of yarn ------------- ~Marker setup~ 2K1 Autococker Rt Feed 12in Freak ANS 3-Way Black Houge Grip Shocktech Drop Forward TippmannA5 16in J&Jceramic r/t 2X trigger Blue Dye c4 |
Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 6:50pm
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Tie the teletubby up to a tree and leave him to get beat my over bearing parents that think they secretly cuss. Angelina Jo Lee, and Jennifer Aniston ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png"> 
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 6:57pm
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this is an easy one... make them both my love slaves in my evil lair... sniper rifle and a banjo ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 7:01pm
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shoot people as they are walking down the street with the sniper rifle. Play the banjo on dino's knee Elephant tusk. soap ------------- what? |
Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 7:03pm
hahaha -------------
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Hoytshooter wrote:Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 7:18pm
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Wash an elephants tusks for 5$. A shoe and a block of cheese. ------------- 
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Posted By: amishman89
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 8:13pm
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Put the cheese in the shoe and wait for someone to notice I've been wearing a cheesed filled shoe. A straw and a dead monkey ------------- Only Hugh can prevent florist friars. |
Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:18pm
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eat the monkey and drink my coke through the straw mac computer and a hammer -------------
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Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:23pm
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give the hobo a computer and when he gets really happy cuz he can sell it and get booze, kill him with the hammer and move on to the next hobo... an electric outlet and a toe nail ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: Strife_17
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:27pm
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see how well dead human cells conduct electricity a maglite and a remote control |
Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 30 December 2005 at 11:31pm
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See if I can mate them to form a Remote control flashlight that can stand up to an 18 wheeler. A cardboard cutout of Chuck Norris and a Leafblower. ------------- 
saepe fidelis |
Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 1:03am
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me and chuck would blow leaves then have a candle light dinner
a quater and your grandmoms pantie hoes ------------- 
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Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 1:46am
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put on the panty hose and stick the quarter down em and have a hobo dig...
nickle and a mouse (computer) |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 2:04am
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eat the nickel and stick the mouse up my pooper viola and C4 |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 2:10am
stick the C4 to a baby, and play the viola as the parents discover the wreckage 
Pants, and more pants |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 2:38am
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put o nthe pants and put the more pants on those pants to have more pants keyboard and toilet paper roll |
Posted By: sneaky_sniper
Date Posted: 31 December 2005 at 8:02am
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put my computer in my bath room and get a little fridge and microwave, so i would never have to leave... the naighbors dog and the hubble space telescope ------------- [IMG]http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c128/sneaky_sniper/Invader_Zim.jpg"> |
Posted By: StunnA
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:44am
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launch the dog into space and watch it in space.
limozine and jenniferaniston... |
Posted By: eliminator
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 3:37am
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put jeniffer anniston on hood of limizone and driv off clif...
paintball gun and a crazy monkey ------------- __||__ [ }------ =() =() //' || R THOSE MY BALLS ON UR FACE |