PB125
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Topic: PB125
Posted By: mbro
Subject: PB125
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 9:38am
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 10:58am
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Posted By: eliminator
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:01am
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hes cool
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:13am
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sucks for you my friend. I hope she was drunker than you and can't remember... ------------- 
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:22pm
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/me just read it in chat Man pb that sucks. |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:28pm
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:34pm
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Anyone care to tell what happened?
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:35pm
| It's a sekrit |
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:35pm
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anyone want to fill the rest of us in on the full story? |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:38pm
Was Tupac blind? |
Hairball!!! wrote:Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:46pm
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Did he get drunk and show his weiner again?
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:48pm
| He pee'd in the fridge did'nt he.. ? |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:54pm
| No, much worse. |
Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:56pm
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Well, if your not going to explain, quit posting.
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Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:57pm
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Some body infrorm us, did he show his 1inch weiner in front of his mommy? ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png"> 
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:57pm
| Maybe quit asking? |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:57pm
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erectile_dysfunction ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 12:57pm
He freaking jacked off in the fridge did'nt he? Good god PB, Why cant you friggen stop doing that! Just saw Tae's post. AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHHAHA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HA!
Oh man woooooo :::Deep Breath::: |
Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:01pm
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PB, most guys will find "other" ways around that if you loved them enough.
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Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:02pm
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Why in the world would even have the slightest urge to do that? Did you use butter for lube? hahahahahaha ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:05pm
| AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAA HHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHA HHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH HAAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAA |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:08pm
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I just hope she doesn't go spreading it around his school, that would seriously suck.
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:11pm
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theres hope for him There are various underlying causes, many of which are medically reversible. |
Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:12pm
Such as implants. Which no man can honestly say they wouldn't accept. ------------- |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:13pm
Actually what we think happened was that it was his first time and he got nervous... -------------
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:15pm
American Pie-ish? ------------- |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:16pm
IDK, that seems to be the concensus on chat, that and he was drinking.. -------------
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:17pm
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Sucks for him.
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:19pm
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Whats the channel for PBC?
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:21pm
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Hahahahahahahahahaha I thought he hooked up with a fat chick. But not getting it up, thats bad. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:21pm
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#paintball -------------
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:22pm
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server: irc.paintballchat.net Channel: #paintball -------------
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:25pm
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Give me a second, my client isn't working, I'm going to go download a new one.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:26pm
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Ouch. That's gonna ruin the rest of the year for him. ------------- 
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:30pm
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raindrop can get it up
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:40pm
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Posted By: slacker guy
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:47pm
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is it that fat chick, he couldnt get it up, or he was a little early ------------- 
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:48pm
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:50pm
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That'll haunt him the rest of his life...
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:57pm
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I think Pb made it up for attention. But either way it is still ammusing.
That is what one gets for trying to act cool on the internet but cant deliver in RL. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 1:59pm
What if I lag out there?I'M DEAD! I mean, I heard there's no respawn points in RL. -------------
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:00pm
If he made this up for attention... He truely is a whore. Either way I'm still laughing. |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:02pm
Yes Cedric, that is exactly where I pulled that from... 
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:14pm
My wallhack doesn't work IRL 
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:17pm
....  thats sad... how old is he like 14 and he's already having.... 'problems' heh... at this rate no... "pump" or "pill" will help him when he's 50. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:21pm
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I think there's a lack of emphasis on what we think is the problem: being nervous and some silly beverages.
But... HAHA YOUR SCHLONG IS SOFT |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 2:35pm
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If your nervous, your not ready to use it.
If the activity involved a girl and nothing happened, down stairs, maybe your should experiment with men. Well unless you move to another state, your chances of having another oppertunity like this are zero until college where there will be a new batch of women that dont know of your problem. Are you glad you drink? And what is your myspace? I am curious if your story has been spread through that community yet. If not.... [hint, hint] |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 4:02pm
So Subtle, Yet... So effective. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 4:11pm
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hah.
It's not nearly as bad as I made it sound last night. It was getting there,after about 20 seconds... so no big deal. What did happen is my friend called me during this and told me we had to go. So it's not as bad as it sounds. ------------- 
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 4:16pm
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 4:18pm
"It was getting there, after about 20 seconds" Is a big deal. Heck man, The rocket should have been prepared for launch before the count down even began. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 4:32pm
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It was exactly the best environment...
I was sitting outside on a cooler when it was 40 degrees. Regardless, I don't think she even knew my problem, cause it was cut short by the phonecall. Anyways, I hang out with this girl every weekend, so I'll have a 2nd go at it then. -------------
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 4:48pm
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Sure you will.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 5:04pm
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 5:08pm
Hm, this is the last bit of explaining I'll do ... cause otherwise it'll just get old. The not getting up was never even an issue, i don't think she even knows. When I say 20 seconds, i mean thats the time she took to unbuckle the belt and get it out. There was about 5 seconds of action that got cut short when my friend called and said he was waiting outside. There should be no problem next weekend. -------------
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 6:16pm
| Soft wood is nothing to play with |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 6:26pm
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why would you ever answer your phone if you're getting head? -------------
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 6:26pm
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You shoulda told your freind to go with out you...
You did'nt, Which means.... There was problems and you needed a quick out. |
Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 6:29pm
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Posted By: MP Sniper
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 6:37pm
| wow what the hell could of been more important than getting laid and you better say it was the end of the world because if not you have no explanation for your actions |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 7:09pm
| I notice she did say WOW!!! as your friend made its appearence. In other words dont get your hopes up about a next time. |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:19pm
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Why on earth would you answer the phone?
See, when im with a girl, i RARELY answer the phone, reguardless of what im doing. In that sort of circumstance, my mother could be in the hospital and i still wouldnt answer the phone. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors"> 
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:27pm
 So your mom could be near death and you would rather have a few minutes of oral pleasure rather than know whats going on? ------------- 
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:41pm
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Well, basicaly, if shes dead, shes dead and picking up the phone wont change that.
Im just saying in a split second decision, my mom in the hospital is basicaly worlds away from whats going on. Plus its just rude to pick up the phone during that, its demeaning to the girl that you would just go on your day during that, why not just turn on the computer and just check your email and pay your bills. But besides, it was just an expresion, if my mother was on the verge of dying, ide be at the hospital, a bloody wreck. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:47pm
/me failed at making you feel bad. Its not like you would know what was going on before you picked up the phone, so if you didnt pick up the phone, you would have nothing to feel guilty about. -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:50pm
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Exactly, if my mom was actualy sick, i couldnt perform much less talk to a girl, ide be too out of my head to tie my shoes. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:51pm
You mean you don't do that? -------------
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Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:53pm
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If he was drinking he should be able to last longer. The more alcohol in the system the more the senses are dulled. It's okay pb, you'll get better with practice. Just leave your moms cat out of that part. ------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:54pm
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Lol. No.
Wouldnt dream of it. When im with a woman generaly she has my undivided attention. And if there is something pressing enough to distract me, i dont need to be with the woman at that time, i need to be addressing the problem at hand. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:57pm
Interesting, tell me more. -------------
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Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 8:59pm
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No, its just that ive been with people that are too preocupied with whatever they were doing, and it sucks, I hate doing that to people.
I like taking comfort knowing that im doing my best to not let the person feel left out or not important enough to get the time of day. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 9:07pm
| With one of my ex's, the first time she "went for it" we were watching Spiderman. How fun, that, and a movie!?! YAY |
Posted By: DBibeau855
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 9:09pm
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The one time i was on the phone, it was her fault, i discontinued the phone call as soon as I could. ------------- http://www.last.fm/user/DBibeau855/?chartstyle=myspacecolors">
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 9:30pm
| i'd probably take the bad news better if i just got done getting bobbed |
Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 9:40pm
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Hes just been turned into a homosexual by Hades, but hey, what teenaged boy can resist the raw sexyness of Hades? ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 9:57pm
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PB, I dont care if your friend was bitten by a rattle snake and needed to go to the hospital, But he was your only ride home and you lived twenty miles away....
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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 10:13pm
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Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 10:17pm
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Ill bet he'll say, "I was at this party..............and i dont remember anything but the sex." haha yea right ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 10:46pm
Thanks for being mature. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 10:57pm
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Courtesy of #paintball
<pb125> and i couldnt get hard |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:00pm
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In all fairness PB probly does'nt need this...
Not being able to get a stiffi is punishment enough. Better luck next time PB. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:02pm
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[04:21:42] <pb125> I'm a disgrace to man
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:06pm
Hurray for taking things out of context. -------------
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Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:12pm
That is actually an accurate synopsis. PBC gives it two "thumbs" way "up". -------------
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:13pm
ok somewhere you lied cause tom hosted your original convo for us, and uhhh yeah there are a few differences between you just flipping out in chat and the original story. either way, you lose. i may post the convo after i edit bad language... ------------- 
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:53pm
| It probely started out as a true story, and now PB125 is turning it into a attention whore story. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 01 January 2006 at 11:55pm
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No, I'd like this to end now.
But from what I'm hearing, this isn't even the peak. |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 4:55pm
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Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 5:03pm
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Edit: Pb125, if you were naked in a convertable going 80 miles and hour with a car load of hot lesbos would your weiner flap in the wind? ------------- I shoot a Hoyt http://img414.imageshack.us/my.php?image=theusgovrnsucks6xn.png">
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 5:44pm
| ^^lame |
Posted By: southernboy51
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 5:51pm
| Yeah I think we should lay off on him a little..... |
Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 02 January 2006 at 7:33pm
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Oh my sweet jesus.
That's the funniest thing i've read in a long time. Thank you pb, thank you. For making my night. THat was great. ------------- 
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Posted By: Goiduck
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 12:31am
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I am Skeeter from Doug, and also Boner from Growing Pains.
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Posted By: Bango
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 12:32am
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Huh?
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Posted By: Ruska
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 12:35am
That is it! Enough of your crap, goodbye. ------------- 
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