Photoshop Enos
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Topic: Photoshop Enos
Posted By: brihard
Subject: Photoshop Enos
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:00am
Enos provided us with a wonderful picture of himself, so naturally it must be mangled horribly by amateur photoshoppers. Have at 'er.

------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:05am
Unbeknownst to us, Enos is actually a slightly demented WW2 veteran. He thinks he's Patton.

------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:06am
I am beholder of the greatest Enos photoshop ever.

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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:07am
PlentifulBalls wrote:
I am beholder of the greatest Enos photoshop ever.

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yesssss
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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:27am
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:34am
Oh man, those are both awesome. :D Keep it coming.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:48am
Enos wants you.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:48am
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yeah, the caption is stupid, but i couldn't come up with anything better. also, the enos is supposed to look pixelated...
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:03am
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:05am
I was gonna photoshop it with this picture some how...
but I'm to lazy/tired to do it right now.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:09am
sporx wrote:
I was gonna photoshop it with this picture some how...
but I'm to lazy/tired to do it right now. | nasty.
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Posted By: Goiduck
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:23am
Thank you for being scary Enos.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:24am
I just threw up in the back of my mouth. Why would you even find pics like that in the first place, spork? What did I ever do to you?
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:29am
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:33am
nicely done Koolit
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:33am
Oh God dude, that's gold. :D
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:34am
haha, check out the score!
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:44am
It's not widely known that Enos originally had a prominent role in The Matrix...

------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:48am
^was the originally Jennifer Garner's body?
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:51am
brihard wrote:
It's not widely known that Enos originally had a prominent role in The Matrix...

| that just makes kim look like some emo guy....
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:51am
I would never defile Jennifer Garner that way. Carrie-Anne Moss, though, absolutely. Trinity just annoyed me. She's definitely among Canada's more tedious exports.
EDIT TO ADD: Just noticed the emo comment. Kind of frighteningly accurate. Now I must go a Goth-Enos...
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:57am
Oh I thought it was Elecktra off DareDevil.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 1:59am
No. Jennifer Garner is hot. Trinity looks like some chick who tried to gel her hair with astro-glide, and then put on dark sunglasses in shame.
For that matter she probably needs lube to get into those clothes...
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:02am
too true. too true.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:02am
brihard wrote:
For that matter she probably needs lube to get into those clothes...
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:07am
 it is little known that enos is actually that white guy in "training day" it has denzel in it, good flick
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:08am
That must be the scene immediately after he smokes the pot laced with PCB.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:11am
well done Koolit.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:18am
Jesus, I can't beleive this one didn't occur to me sooner- it works so well.
Fear and Enos in Las Vegas:

------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:20am
wow nice one he loathes that movie lmao
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:30am
brihard wrote:
Jesus, I can't beleive this one didn't occur to me sooner- it works so well.Fear and Enos in Las Vegas:
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That's awesome. It reminds me of that one episode off X-Play, when Adam Sessler and Morgan Web go on the quest to find the lost E.T. games.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:32am
Koolit32 wrote:
wow nice one he loathes that movie lmao
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Oh, does he? That's awesome. 
I'm starting to feel the 2 AM sleep-deprivation euphoria coming on...
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:52am
oh man if i didn't suck in PS i'd so butcher a pic for the sake of comedy... but alas, i lack skillz.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 3:00am
Bah, give 'er a go anyway. You never know how it'll turn out.
Damn, I kinda hoped my 1000th post would be something aprticualrly cool or significant, but it's not.
Damned useless milestones. From now on I'm counting in base 9 to avoid these idiotic new-digit milestones. :P
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 3:15am
Enos can dance.

------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 4:35am
^awesome.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 4:44am
that has reached the sexy status.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 4:46am
Enos is a hot dancer. He even shaves his underarms...
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 4:58am
^me too.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 5:02am
brihard wrote:
Enos is a hot dancer. He even shaves his underarms...
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 5:06am
This one's for you, MBro. 

------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 5:11am
^best one yet.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 5:12am
LOL, I prefer the fear and loathing one, but that last one has a certain timid/creepy thing going for it. Like a peeping tom who's afraid to get cuaght, but is nonetheless wearing a pimp hat.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 5:40am
i can't beleive people are actually up this late... nonetheless making awesomely hiliarius photoshops.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 8:12am
ok figured what the hell i'll give it a shot. i may tinker with it some more when i wake up, but in it's early stages i present to you, Enos Hasselhoff:

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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 9:09am
they must call brihard 'butter'!
CAUSE HE'S ON A ROLL!
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Posted By: `
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 11:59am
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:01pm
What the hell?
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:05pm
Even I coudl do a better photoshop than that... and I dont have photoshop.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 12:55pm
Last night was wicked. I was up til 5 in the morning for no good reason, so I was hanging out in paintball chat with the drunk people, and I was making these delirious, sleep-deprived photoshops. I also photoshopped the BangHuey in honour of DJ_Enos. You guys really gotta tune in to his radio shows; frickin' awesome.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:02pm
snap. I wanna se High Voltage's pic but it's not showing up.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:18pm
grrrrr stupid ass webwiz forum...what a piece of crap.

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/6317/enoshasselhoff7bq.jpg - and the damned url for good measure...
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:18pm
ROFL. That's gross, but awesome.
you need to tune up the colour of his head to match the rest though.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 2:20pm
yeah i toyed with it for a minute or so, if you compare the original against mine, you'll se enos' new tan, but i got sl33py and gave up
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 5:37pm
High Voltage wrote:
ok figured what the hell i'll give it a shot. i may
tinker with it some more when i wake up, but in it's early stages i
present to you, Enos Hasselhoff:

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Simply The Best. 
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Posted By: Gewwy
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 6:09pm
Posted By: Hoytshooter
Date Posted: 22 January 2006 at 7:54pm
lol^^^
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