THE ULTIMATE A5
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Topic: THE ULTIMATE A5
Posted By: pwned!!!
Subject: THE ULTIMATE A5
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 3:30pm
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This is my tippmann a5, it is upped to the ultimate, I play with it every weekend, its done me proud. In the middle of a game I can contact my mummy with the attached phone. The added barells scare the < Nice, watch the language....cause you don't get any more warnings. http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p12900429ux.jpg"> http://img481.imageshack.us/my.php?image=p12900456jy.jpg"> |
> out of noobs.
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Posted By: pwned!!!
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 3:31pm
| Btw the screwdriver is there to make quick field strips in the middle of a game. |
Posted By: >><<
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 3:32pm
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If you were goin for funny it didn't work someone's gotta be the xxxxxxx ------------- 
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Posted By: pwned!!!
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 3:34pm
| What? It's sick for speedball and woodsball |
Posted By: dirtbike14455
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 3:40pm
| really the only upgrades u have are an r/t and a barrel and cruddy barrel too. you need to up it WAY more before you even think about calling it upped to the max |
Posted By: Sureshot3091.
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 3:45pm
So you scare yourself hmmmm? ------------- http://img444.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paintball1pm.jpg - [IMG - http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2474/paintball1pm.th.jpg - Sureshot3091 Member Posts: 1193 |
pwned!!! wrote:Posted By: RavenGuard
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 3:51pm
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it's right what they say about people in forums... they're just looking
for a place to whine when the real world doesn't accept them :P he's just joking guys, i thought it was hillarious. Anybody who will take the time to do something this retarded deserves a laugh.  ------------- Tippmann A-5 Polished Internals E-Grip Ape Board JCS Blade Trigger QEV 8" Bigshot + Apex Ricochet R-5 / Tac Cap Palmers Stabilizer 68/4500 Crossfire |
Posted By: diedonimpact
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 4:13pm
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didnt get a laugh but nice try ------------- 
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Posted By: Sureshot3091.
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 4:20pm
No.....Just no... ------------- http://img444.imageshack.us/my.php?image=paintball1pm.jpg - [IMG - http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/2474/paintball1pm.th.jpg - Sureshot3091 Member Posts: 1193 |
Posted By: pwned!!!
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 4:22pm
haha your funny NOT!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: maddog312us
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 4:29pm
| that is the crappiest thing I ever saw. It is also the stupidest thing i ever saw |
Posted By: pwned!!!
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 4:31pm
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why thank you |
Posted By: frabe101
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 4:40pm
| u r so retarded |
Posted By: pwned!!!
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 4:43pm
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i no u are |
Posted By: Monkey Dust
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 5:22pm
Now that made me laugh becaus none of you can spell The gun was kinda funny. ------------- a new breed of dracula!!!!!! |
Posted By: xTippyx
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 5:34pm
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You should be slapped. |
Posted By: Pro_Carbine
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 5:48pm
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HERE IS A GREAT EXAMPLE FOR THOSE WHO READ MY ADMINS POST ------------- 98c R/T Eggy w/ Z-Board Hpa Tank Double Trigger Drop Foward 12" Smart Parts Progresive Team Morelli Company "autococker with 40 inch hammerhead barrel mounted onto a flatline"-Lester98c LOL |
Posted By: PyROphantasie
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 6:29pm
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damn, that was pretty damn funny, nice! ------------- http://model98.org/"> 
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Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 6:39pm
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sux ------------- 
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 6:57pm
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Stupid. ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: KlauseFluoride
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 7:27pm
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I thought it was funny.
------------- Just to alert everyone, "Gun maintenace and repair" is misspelled. |
Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 7:52pm
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so do u order pizza or chinese on the field with the phone? ------------- 
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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 8:13pm
| ^^lol and wow Pwned you are the biggest nOOb ive ever seen and i want my 2 minutes left |
Posted By: Duechy
Date Posted: 29 January 2006 at 10:39pm
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I agree. But then again, I did just waste 45 seconds of my life reading this entire thread. ------------- One shot, One kill.... Oh, wait. What fun is that? TEN shots, one kill, and a bunch of welts on your back. |
Posted By: slasherdan
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 1:07pm
Ahhhh .... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA oh god .... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH All you need now is a church key to open your beer and a remote control ..... maybe an attached inflatable lazy boy chair that you can inflate with air from you tank!!! Either way ... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA I really needed that laugh ... thanks ... ------------- Hauptmann Kurt "SlasherDan" Benson 6th Fallschirmjager-Regiment, Pionere.Kompanie.1 |
Posted By: Jman27
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 3:21pm
| haha?? |
Posted By: Monkey Dust
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 3:43pm
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How do you come to this conclusion... ------------- a new breed of dracula!!!!!! |
Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 7:17pm
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Umm, Yes? ------------- 
http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=172327 - Forum XBL Gamertag Collection |
Posted By: JawCrusher
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 7:53pm
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Hey man... it's good to see someone on these boards that'll do something
so stupid it makes people like me laugh (I have the same sense of humor but I usually do things like you did to your gun to my body... yeah I'm a lil twisted). I'm so incredibly sick of people that MUST post in threads they hate and use words like "Noob"(.. wait wait... I'm sorry... let me be cool like the rest of you "n00b" ) to show people how macho they are in a forum. I give you props for doing something zany and just trying to get a laugh out of some people. You know, some of the people calling a "n00b" or however g ay way they want to say it are somewhat right. All the people that would post negative comments in this thread all have IQ's lower than a monkey... so... maybe you are a "newb" for posting this here. In any case... I thought it was funny... made me laugh... thank you for brightening my day! By the way... if any of you want to feel cool by flaming me here along with pwned... please go ahead... I'm sure you'll "pwn" me and show me how much of a "newb" I am. Lmao, lol, **edited**, and whatever other nerd net talk you want to add on to that. Bring it! (Wow... I'm pissed today!) ------------- No Obstacles, Only Challenges ~Christ Krew Luv~ |
Posted By: gooey11
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 8:15pm
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Thats a waste of time, your gun is weak not to be rude but check out mine, -has a G36 kit, folding stock, hand gaurd and rail, 30 mm red dot sight, mag kit, 14" operator barrel, tac cap, double trigger, a custom bolt, and an e-grip. Here u r...   |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 8:37pm
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gooey... i'd take his over yours... you have over priced upgrades that make your gun look different... oh... and  |
Posted By: 133t
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 8:38pm
This thread= waste of my life.
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Posted By: gdrumm
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 10:03pm
Agreed. Add another chuckle to the tally. Reminds of the "new hands free cell phone kit" pic that was going around a couple of years ago, where the guy just put a rubber band around his head and stuck the cell phone to his ear. ------------- Gary - A.K.A. Captain Ursus http://www.fuzzyduckpaintball.com"> 
http://www.milsimog.com - MilsimOG |
Posted By: redneckcgil29
Date Posted: 30 January 2006 at 10:43pm
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thas my kinda gun right there looks like somethin id make ------------- , gilbert GET-R-DONEEEEEEEEE!!!! [*><*] [*><*] let it fly |
Posted By: CottageCommando
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 10:24am
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i think you all just got PWNED by wasting ur time complaining about this crap and if he likes his rubberbands on his a-5 with the wrong barrel hanging off of it he can
------------- Building an Evil Empire... One piece at a time :) |
Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 11:02am
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Posted By: A-5_WHORE
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:54pm
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Need more Rubberbands Pwned!!!! Not enough!!!!! ------------- I own 3 A-5's RT FLATTY Polished Internals Soon to come"Palmers Stabilizer" |
Posted By: zeitlinh
Date Posted: 03 February 2006 at 5:54pm
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dude your not sporting the portable feild strip very well |
Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 03 February 2006 at 6:34pm
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All i got from that was: I hate it when people use the word "newb", and "n00b". Good job saying everyone here has iq's lower than a monkey.....coughhypocritecough As for the gun, I didn't get a laugh out of it, you could've actually done something that was more hysterical than wrapping a rubberband around a phone, and a screwdriver. |
Posted By: PaintballAlex
Date Posted: 03 February 2006 at 7:40pm
hahaha, dont make fun of them, u spelled because wrong lol ------------- http://www.freewebs.com/teamhashido">Team Hashido http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 03 February 2006 at 8:39pm
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i loled. needed a rise. ------------- X |
Posted By: VimyRidge
Date Posted: 07 February 2006 at 11:34pm
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thats the funniest thing i`ve seen all day. thanks for the laugh...i really needed one! :) ------------- "The key in war isn't to die for your country, but to make the othe bastard die for his". |
Posted By: Rock Slide
Date Posted: 08 February 2006 at 12:57am
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Thanks, I needed that... Where's the cup holder? ------------- I bring annihilation and cheap red wine! |
Posted By: ETRNL2
Date Posted: 08 February 2006 at 1:00pm
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DUDE... Sweet gun... Except use camo duct tape next time... it holds better... 9/10 for the laugh 10/10 for all of the flamers hatin' |
Posted By: A-5 Command
Date Posted: 08 February 2006 at 7:59pm
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its better than a spyder ------------- A-5 Flatline E-Grip Tapco T-6 stock JCS Duel Trigger JCS Universal BiPod Core Remote 88ci/4500psi Crossfire R-5 Hopper Apex Barrel Hot Shot red dot Lapco offset Spec Ops A5-A2 grip |
Posted By: maddog312us
Date Posted: 08 February 2006 at 8:44pm
| guys stop updateing on this post so it willl die |
Posted By: cap-ss
Date Posted: 16 February 2006 at 4:13am
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why would we want to do that?? ------------- Panda Mating Fails Vet Takes Over All in favor of maddog312us being guested |
Posted By: TEHGANGSTER
Date Posted: 16 February 2006 at 7:35am
let this friggen post die dangit, jesus, it was stupid to begin with, but you bumped it 80 times ------------- 
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar. |
Posted By: JasonFriday69
Date Posted: 16 February 2006 at 12:31pm
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HAHAHAHAHA this cracks me up why the hell did you put that useless **edited** on there? worst ideas EVER ------------- TEAM-{:RAID:}- 4-23 <our record AS of now ^^^^UPDATED^^^^ Frontman/mid SCREW MODS |
Posted By: Monkey Dust
Date Posted: 16 February 2006 at 3:14pm
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Dude your need to pick you words more carefully. And i think it was a joke.
------------- a new breed of dracula!!!!!! |
Posted By: JasonFriday69
Date Posted: 16 February 2006 at 3:15pm
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if its a joke then that was not a good one but if hes serius then thats **edited**ing FUNNY ------------- TEAM-{:RAID:}- 4-23 <our record AS of now ^^^^UPDATED^^^^ Frontman/mid SCREW MODS |
Posted By: DanSD
Date Posted: 16 February 2006 at 3:20pm
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You should paint the screwdriver and phone so that it matches the rest of the gun.
------------- Don't hate the player... Hate the game. |
Posted By: The_GOAT
Date Posted: 16 February 2006 at 3:28pm
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why? why? why? would that even scare a noob ------------- SP Vision Imp w/ ALL NDZ internals, CP flame drop w/ on/off, Freak-AA tip, lowrise feedneck, NDZ Pro-Mag trigger, tapeworm, NDZ lpr cap, NDZ ti. bolt pin, maybe thats it? EggII 88/4500 Crossfire |
Posted By: SNiPiNu7304
Date Posted: 18 February 2006 at 2:44pm
| man, that is the suckiest gun ive even seen. it makes me sick. this is paintball. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 18 February 2006 at 2:58pm
plus, wasn't this dead? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 18 February 2006 at 3:13pm
| STOP BUMPING THIS!!!1111 |
Posted By: Cirabisi2009
Date Posted: 18 February 2006 at 9:09pm
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if you actually play with your gun like that you need to be slapped... other wise u made me laugh a little ------------- 98% of ion owners think ions are better than any high end gun. If you would like to bonus ball these idiots put this in your sig. |
Posted By: Ashdawg
Date Posted: 18 February 2006 at 9:26pm
i don't really get the whole point to this, is he flaming milsim or
what? I don't understand!!!! I laughed at first, but now i just feel
plain violated...
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 19 February 2006 at 3:17am
| You're mad. |
Posted By: meteora
Date Posted: 19 February 2006 at 3:40am
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i dont think hes joking. And yes, i am being totally serious. ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
GUN WHORE XTC |
Posted By: pwned!!!
Date Posted: 19 February 2006 at 7:06am
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^ yes i was joking, i just put all the stuff on with my friends, it was hillarious doing it. |
Posted By: dodan44
Date Posted: 19 February 2006 at 3:46pm
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i like it alot. lol ------------- i pawn noobs |
Posted By: The_GOAT
Date Posted: 19 February 2006 at 4:03pm
your lieing you know you felt cool ------------- SP Vision Imp w/ ALL NDZ internals, CP flame drop w/ on/off, Freak-AA tip, lowrise feedneck, NDZ Pro-Mag trigger, tapeworm, NDZ lpr cap, NDZ ti. bolt pin, maybe thats it? EggII 88/4500 Crossfire |
Posted By: a5Tpp789
Date Posted: 19 February 2006 at 8:25pm
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people should stop acting hardcore and laugh you will live longer he did this as a joke and I think it is funny what we all need comic relief |