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Topic: Greatest Math Answer......EVER
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Subject: Greatest Math Answer......EVER
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:05pm


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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:11pm
Was this on on of your tests?


Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:12pm
haha as a social studies teacher, no, but I graded midterms the other day and found out that "west vagina" was a state.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:12pm
Oh snap. 

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:12pm

Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

Was this on on of your tests?

Yeah, he is begining his quest to become a pirate and find lost treasure.



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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:19pm
That was hillarous, made me "lol".


Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:25pm
That would be worth giving up the points. If I ever have a math test again, I'll do it.

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:28pm
I figured some of you would be inspired.

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:42pm
funny. But the real answer is eleventy-two.

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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:57pm
I'm sad now. I did it in my head and got 5cm. ::sigh::

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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:58pm
i was tempted to put 42 for every one of my answers on a test. But my teacher was the kind to not find things like that funny.

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 1:59pm
lol. 

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Posted By: Monkey Dust
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 2:20pm
Now that IS smart.

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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 2:34pm

Nice.

One of my friends in Calculus, for the answer to some question that was "If blah blah blah can you make X equal blah blah" (I am not a math person, I dont know what it said)

Her answer,

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me"



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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 2:40pm
HAHA that made me laugh real hard I did something similar in autos, The question asked who should you see if theres a problem in the shop? I answered Mr.Goodwrench.

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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 2:51pm
lol i am deffitnly going to do that on my next test

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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 3:33pm
Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

I'm sad now. I did it in my head and got 5cm. ::sigh::


Actually you shoudn't be, because the 3x-4x-5x side lengths is pretty commonly known.


Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 3:41pm

why dont opposite and equal action-reaction forces cancel eachother out?

cuz newton said so and hes cool like that



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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 3:48pm
REAL ANSWER:

X really is 5 so ya The Guy was actually right.
(the math wasn't hard)

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 4:01pm
so i guess i'm the first one to answer an entire homework assignment in 1337?

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 4:05pm
There was already a thread on this.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 4:14pm
Once I put "Bill Lumberg" as an answer on a math test and the teacher wrote on it:
"Ummmmm yyyyyeahh...I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one."

/office space humor


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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 4:36pm
Originally posted by Benjichang Benjichang wrote:

Once I put "Bill Lumberg" as an answer on a math test and the teacher wrote on it:
"Ummmmm yyyyyeahh...I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you on that one."

/office space humor


that's awesome...

the best was when i was in english class and i wrote some sublime lyrics on the back of my quiz and when i got it back my teacher wrote in sublime and the song title...


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Posted By: `
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 5:18pm
I actually laughed out loud.

I wish I was in Highschool Geometry again . . .


Posted By: ninety8freak
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 5:24pm
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

lol. 


Posted By: Scotchbroth
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 5:49pm

Once in a french test (im not any good at french.)

When asked what the purpose of a CV is I answered "To counteract Russian intelligence."

Teacher was displeased.

 



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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 6:05pm
I wrote and failed my math exam today. I should have done that for an answer... DAMMIT!


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 6:27pm

In a history test I dont remember the exact question but it was somthen like... (and as a history nerd it was a tough decision since i knew the answer but it was worth it...)

Name 3 things that led to the start of the civil war:

1. Cuz they got bored.

2. Because you touch yourself at night.

3. The civil war was a myth, it was actually an attempt to get rid of schools, there was then a teacher's conspiracy so that it wouldnt happen again.

I then got 4 detentions and a letter home to my parents...



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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 6:30pm

I wrote "John Wayne" as the answer to every question on a history quiz that I hadn't studied for.

I shoulda wrote "Chuck Norris".



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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 6:34pm
Oh and one time on a science test I wrote, I dunno your the teacher arnt you, the one thats sposed to tell me, things?

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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 8:39pm
Saw it on CH a while back.

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 8:44pm

That was pure genious.

TheSpookyKids87, great sig.



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Posted By: glazener24
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 9:08pm
I have a geometry test tommorrow.


Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 9:14pm
i wish i could do those things.  i make bad grades allready and if i be a smartass anymore, my parents will be notified....  i am working on a prodject in my teen living class though.  i'll post pics.

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Posted By: super_gman
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 9:41pm
That was amazing. I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while.

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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 10:07pm
for a few answers to questions on a physics test a friend of mine wrote"when i move i slice like a (insert fbomb here)'n hammer" "the fall of the byzentine empire" and "your father fought and died for Hasselhoffia, honor him" then we were supposed to draw how arrange a battery a wire and a lightbulb so the lightbulb works, he drew chuck norris' head with a lightbulb on top, and a wire going from his chin to the bulb


Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 10:52pm
If I was that kids Geometry teacher.. I would just quit life right now. Wow...

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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 31 January 2006 at 11:08pm
On the MAP test (Missouri standardized tests), it said draw I diagram. So I drew a Vinn diagram....with nipples.



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