Ask MBro
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Topic: Ask MBro
Posted By: mbro
Subject: Ask MBro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:23pm
Ask MBro a question and he will answer to the best of his ability.
Does anyone look at the first page anymore?
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:25pm
where do you work?
what do you think of me?
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:27pm
What aspect to you find most attractive in your fellow man?
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:27pm
Which movie will win "Best Movie" at the Oscars?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:27pm
lester98c wrote:
where do you work?
what do you think of me?
| Housing Microcomputer Support at my school. I'm an admin for the dorm computer labs.
2. Not really sure. I recognize your name and think I might have thought what an idiot when reading some of your posts before but without going back and reading some of your posts I can't be certain.
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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:28pm
Should I dorm next year, or continue living at home?
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:28pm
if a coarse cross cow must cross a cow crossing, will the coarse cross cow cross the cow crossing carefully?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:30pm
Hitman wrote:
What aspect to you find most attractive in your fellow man?
| Umm....smile....i think
Rambino wrote:
Which movie will win "Best Movie" at the Oscars? | Good Night, and Good Luck. I think Crash was better but I feel that this will win, mostly as a statement to the current admin.
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:31pm
lester98c wrote:
what do you think of me?
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Also, who will win the next presidential election.
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:32pm
What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:32pm
TheSpookyKids87 wrote:
Should I dorm next year, or continue living at home? | Depends. I'm second year in the dorms and I enjoy it. I'd like to have freedom once and awhile but I've met a lot more people this year which I think is a good thing. So it's up to you. Do you want to meet a lot more people? Or do you want your freedom that bad?
DeTrevni wrote:
if a coarse cross cow must cross a cow crossing, will the coarse cross cow cross the cow crossing carefully? | Depends on the cow
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:33pm
You Wont See Me wrote:
lester98c wrote:
what do you think of me?
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| I can't see you so I don't know.
whack-a-mole wrote:
What is the air speed velocity of an unlaiden swallow? | African or European?
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:37pm
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:38pm
lester98c wrote:
what do you think of me?
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Also, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:38pm
choopie911 wrote:
Hot Or Not? | Hot
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:40pm
Do you like regular fries, or the curly seasoned fries?
And do you hate your dining hall too?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:41pm
Skillet42565 wrote:
lester98c wrote:
what do you think of me?
| Also, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | I changed the topic post so I won't answer the first.
Second, 6 chords a day.
choopie911 wrote:
Do you like regular fries, or the curly seasoned fries?
And do you hate your dining hall too? |
Depends on my mood and what I'll be eating with said fries.
Everything sucks but the brunch
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:45pm
Would you hit this?
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Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:45pm
Why doesn't Dan's page work on your website?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:49pm
Cedric wrote:
Would you hit this? | If you got a haircut. Hippie.
WGP guy2 wrote:
Why doesn't Dan's page work on your website?
| His parents discovered the site and I removed his page before they could see the videos of him. I've never got around to putting it back up after I blocked their IP.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:49pm
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:50pm
What is your biggest fear in life?
How long will Skillet's sig last?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:52pm
procarbinefreak wrote:
boxers or briefs?
| That's not even a question. Boxers of course.
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
What is your biggest fear in life?
How long will Skillet's sig last? | Whale in my bedroom naked.
20 minutes.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:52pm
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
What is your biggest fear in life?
How long will Skillet's sig last? |
I can answer that one. Not very long.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:54pm
Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:55pm
What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
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saepe fidelis
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:55pm
What shirt should I wear today?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 4:59pm
Jim Paint wrote:
What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?
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| I refuse to answer people who have spyware when I quote them.
choopie911 wrote:
What shirt should I wear today? | None at all
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Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:01pm
I run spybot, webroot, and norton.
Why would none of these prgrams find something?
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saepe fidelis
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:03pm
Jim Paint wrote:
I run spybot, webroot, and norton.Why would none of these prgrams find something?<!--
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| It's still there so I still refuse to answer.
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:25pm
Who is that guy whos always in your room playing the guitar?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:34pm
Skillet42565 wrote:
Who is that guy whos always in your room playing the guitar?
| My roomate Dan.
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Posted By: Savage93fvss
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:36pm
Have you ever had sex on the Mbrocam?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:42pm
Savage93fvss wrote:
Have you ever had sex on the Mbrocam? | Not intercourse.
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:48pm
do you enjoy plus size women?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:50pm
cadet_sergeant wrote:
do you enjoy plus size women? | no
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:55pm
will you wave at the mbro cam?
shwing saw ya there should have fliped me the bird....
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:56pm
cadet_sergeant wrote:
will you wave at the mbro cam? | Yes. Did you see it?
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Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:57pm
why do you like looking at naked whale porn
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:58pm
paintbusta wrote:
why do you like looking at naked whale porn | I never said I did.
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Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 5:59pm
but i know u did
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:00pm
paintbusta wrote:
but i know u did | That's not a question. Leave my thread.
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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:04pm
did you just fondle yourself on the mbro cam?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:28pm
More than likely. Keep watching I'll probably pick my nose at some point.
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:30pm
isnt it after 5? like 530ish?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:36pm
cadet_sergeant wrote:
isnt it after 5? like 530ish? | First post was edited.
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:38pm
lester98c wrote:
did you just fondle yourself on the mbro cam?
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I read that, tuned in, and sure enough. He was laying there, fondling himself.
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Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:40pm
Who is Ruska?
Who is God?
Do you think Jeusus used weed?
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Posted By: dodan44
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 6:48pm
do you love me?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 7:43pm
cdacda13 wrote:
Who is Ruska?Who is God?Do you think Jeusus used weed?
| Can't tell you, Can't tell you, not sure
dodan44 wrote:
do you love me?  | No
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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 7:58pm
what is teh site or whatever for the mbrocam?
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:02pm
Do you have a favorite condom? What is it?
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:11pm
Do you use drugs or other controlled substances for pleasure? If yes, what is your drug of choice?
Do you smoke cigarettes? Would you ever date a woman who does?
How many woman have you actually had intercourse with?
What are your hobbies?
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:14pm
Do you have unsightly nipple hair?
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:14pm
what r u eating? (19:14:15)
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:21pm
PaintballkidEPS wrote:
what is teh site or whatever for the mbrocam? | If you can't figure it out I won't tell you and neither will anyone else.
Gatyr wrote:
Do you have a favorite condom? What is it?
| Trojan Her Pleasure or Durex, her pleasures are the only good trojans
NiQ-Toto wrote:
Do you use drugs or other controlled substances for pleasure? If yes, what is your drug of choice?
Do you smoke cigarettes? Would you ever date a woman who does?
How many woman have you actually had intercourse with?
What are your hobbies? | I've tried weed a few times, found it boring. I drink plenty, alcohol of choice would be whiskey, canadian.
No I don't smoke, can't stand it, they don't do anything for me and I probably wouldn't date a smoker.
Intercource: 5
Hobbies: Whatever I feel like at the time
Benjichang wrote:
Do you have unsightly nipple hair?
| There's some there
cadet_sergeant wrote:
what r u eating? (19:14:15) | Mini Pizza and Strawberry Kiwi Juice
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Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:24pm
Do I still have random stuff after my post?
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saepe fidelis
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:25pm
mbro wrote:
Intercource: 5
| man i was expecting like 7 or 8 where all said ladies during college?
go greenbay!!!!
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:30pm
cadet_sergeant wrote:
mbro wrote:
Intercource: 5 | man i was expecting like 7 or 8 where all said ladies during college?
go greenbay!!!! | I usually try to keep things just below intercource unless I'm drunk enough where I don't care anymore.
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:32pm
mbro wrote:
cadet_sergeant wrote:
mbro wrote:
Intercource: 5 | man i was expecting like 7 or 8 where all said ladies during college?
go greenbay!!!! | I usually try to keep things just below intercource unless I'm drunk enough where I don't care anymore. | as in oral or not quite that far?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 8:35pm
Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 9:43pm
What makes me so much better than the rest of the world?
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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 9:49pm
Will I get my learners permit on my birthday?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 9:56pm
PlentifulBalls wrote:
What makes me so much better than the rest of the world?
| You are so much better than the rest of the world in the fact that you are better at being the worst.
Da Hui wrote:
Will I get my learners permit on my birthday?
| No
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Posted By: chronic future
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:00pm
Have you gotten anything on collegehumor.com yet?
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:03pm
How do blind people know where to aim when they pee?
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Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:14pm
Its like an 8 ball, only better!
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saepe fidelis
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Posted By: Cheetos3254
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:16pm
What exactly does dodan44's sig mean?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:22pm
chronic future wrote:
Have you gotten anything on collegehumor.com yet?
| Just links
Da Hui wrote:
How do blind people know where to aim when they pee? | They sit
Cheetos3254 wrote:
What exactly does dodan44's sig mean? | He sells used new players
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:23pm
mbro = extremly wise
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:27pm
Da Hui wrote:
mbro = extremly wise | Not a question
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Posted By: `
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:40pm
Why is it that males in prison display dominance over fellow inmates in a sexual manner?
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Posted By: super_gman
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:49pm
How do you disarm a tactical nuclear weapon? - Please don't answer with "Very carefully."
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:52pm
which came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:52pm
` wrote:
Why is it that males in prison display dominance over fellow inmates in a sexual manner?
| Who else are they going to show dominance over?.
super_gman wrote:
How do you disarm a tactical nuclear weapon? - Please don't answer with "Very carefully." | I don't
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:52pm
mbro wrote:
chronic future wrote:
Have you gotten anything on collegehumor.com yet?
| Just links
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And I already have 2 pics.
Therefore me>you. And im not even in college. Hah.
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sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Posted By: `
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:53pm
What is the ideal woman in your eyes?
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:58pm
Your opinions on me?
This should be good.
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Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 10:58pm
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 February 2006 at 11:27pm
` wrote:
What is the ideal woman in your eyes?<!--
| I'll let you know when I propose to her. Fix your computer.
*Stealth* wrote:
Your opinions on me?
This should be good. | You suck with women
Jack Carver wrote:
Pepsi or Coke products?
| Pepsi
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 6:25am
Do you know how to get onto the various roof's of buildings around your campus?
*edit*
And should I shave my member?
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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 7:38am
What is the atomic weight of magnesium?
And how does that maroon 5 guy pull down the women he does?
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 8:05am
How much doe Heres to You suck?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 9:52am
choopie911 wrote:
Do you know how to get onto the various roof's of buildings around your campus?
*edit*
And should I shave my member? | Some
Give it a try, see if you like it
Heres To You wrote:
What is the atomic weight of magnesium?
And how does that maroon 5 guy pull down the women he does?
| 6 Kittens
Too much
Snake6 wrote:
How much doe Heres to You suck?
| 6.76 lbs
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 9:58am
Heres To You wrote:
What is the atomic weight of magnesium?
And how does that maroon 5 guy pull down the women he does?
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Ha...ha.... One of the girls you are talking about went to prom with my older brother. I BELIEVE she lives with him now, but I'm not sure. She was also in one of their music videos.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 10:23am
paper or plastic?
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 10:32am
Should WGP Guy crash his plane?
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 12:46pm
mbro wrote:
` wrote:
What is the ideal woman in your eyes?<!--
| I'll let you know when I propose to her. Fix your computer.
*Stealth* wrote:
Your opinions on me?
This should be good. | You suck with women
Jack Carver wrote:
Pepsi or Coke products?
| Pepsi |
Mbro, You let me down...
I thought you'd be more creative then that. Jese man, dont get sloppy.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 1:27pm
Snake6 wrote:
Should WGP Guy crash his plane?
| Yes, or just shut the hell up about it.
sporx wrote:
paper or plastic? | Plastic
*Stealth* wrote:
Mbro, You let me down...
I thought you'd be more creative then that. Jese man, dont get sloppy. | I wanted to let you down.
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 1:38pm
What is better, PBCers or *
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 2:17pm
a/s/l
so original
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 2:33pm
Snake6 wrote:
What is better, PBCers or *
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sporx wrote:
a/s/l
so original | 20/m/Eau Claire WI
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Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 3:19pm
To be or not to be?
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 3:22pm
How did I get this rash?
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 3:50pm
what should I do when I'm bored?
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 3:59pm
Since your a college humor fan have you ever been bold enough to apply teh Shocker?
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 4:04pm
whack-a-mole wrote:
To be or not to be? | To be
oreomann33 wrote:
How did I get this rash?
| Allergic reaction to playing cards
sporx wrote:
what should I do when I'm bored? | spin in circles
Hades wrote:
Since your a college humor fan have you ever been bold enough to apply teh Shocker? | Thought about it with the last girl I was with but didn't go through with it since she's best friends with a girl that's living in my duplex next year
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 4:06pm
Hades wrote:
Since your a college humor fan have you ever been bold enough to apply teh Shocker? |
Best question yet.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 4:07pm
oh this is fun.
vanilla or chocolate?
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 21 February 2006 at 4:11pm
sporx wrote:
oh this is fun.
vanilla or chocolate? |
You racist.
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