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Topic: 10 Commandments of an Anarchist
Posted By: MP Sniper
Subject: 10 Commandments of an Anarchist
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 5:31pm

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF AN ANARCHIST

1. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy while legally imposed upon by any
traffic control device http://totse.com/en/bad_ideas/scams_and_rip_offs/10anarch.html - . (Like a red light, stop sign, etc..)

2. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy involving anyone over 3 inches taller than, or 45 pounds heavier than thou.

3. Thou shalt NOT commiteth anarchy in the presence of any Agent of the
Law. (See (I))

4. Thou shalt makest every attempt to avoideth commiting anarchy in a 4- or small 6-cylender car. (Chases are an integral part of anarchy, and you DON'T want to be on the losing end of one!)

5. Thou shalt carry at least 2 instruments of physical abuse for every 3 people in the car. (Such instruments would include baseball bats, crowbars, thick metal poles, 6+ inch hunting knives, .44's, rifles, and the like http://totse.com/en/bad_ideas/scams_and_rip_offs/10anarch.html - . )

6. Thou shalt NEVER commiteth anarchy whilst alone http://totse.com/en/bad_ideas/scams_and_rip_offs/10anarch.html - . (C'mon, don't be TOO much of an idiot..)

7. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy in any car lacking a FULLY function horn, fully functional brakes, or a frame http://totse.com/en/bad_ideas/scams_and_rip_offs/10anarch.html - .

8. Thou shalt keepeth each door locked at ALL times, unless opening it is involved in the anarchy. Thou shalt be fully prepard to roll the windows up at any point.

9. Thou shalt direct thine anarchy at a high rate at non stright people,  minorities, small children, mentally retarded citizens, employees of any institution thou happenst to be patronizing at the time, and people wearing paisley clothing or boutonneires.

10. Thou shalt make every attempt to avoideth committing anarchy with any members of the female gender in the anarchizing crew. (Such members tend to be more readily offended by crude sexual jokes, and repeated fondlings.)

Remember, have fun, and ALWAYS respect The Spirit of '86!




Replies:
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 5:38pm

wait, wait wait..... there are rules to anarchy?



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Posted By: MP Sniper
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 5:42pm

of course do you think that anarchist just go out and do stuff that throws off the governments power

 



Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 5:45pm
An anarchist wouldnt care to follow these or any other rules. That defeats the purpose of being an anarchist.


n00b.

Not to mention this is pretty lame propaganda.


Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 5:47pm
Greenday for life.

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Posted By: MP Sniper
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 5:54pm

Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

An anarchist wouldnt care to follow these or any other rules. That defeats the purpose of being an anarchist.


n00b.

Not to mention this is pretty lame propaganda.

how does that defeat the purpose of being an anarchist the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony

n00b



Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 6:07pm

sorry, but i'm not following any rules.



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Posted By: HOInfantry
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 6:09pm
Funny

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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 6:25pm
there are rules, wierd.

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what?


Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 6:39pm
Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Greenday for life.


I find myself saying that often.


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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 8:01pm
Originally posted by MP Sniper MP Sniper wrote:

Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

An anarchist wouldnt care to follow these or any other rules. That defeats the purpose of being an anarchist.


n00b.

Not to mention this is pretty lame propaganda.

how does that defeat the purpose of being an anarchist the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony

n00b

hades>you.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 8:52pm
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

hades>you.

QFT.

Just accept it. Resistance is futile.


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Posted By: kevinthegreat
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 8:53pm
Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Greenday for life.

z0m9 punXX0rz!!!11one!1


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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 8:58pm
This thread sucks.

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Posted By: estcstpnt
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 8:59pm
I'm completely lost. I thought an anarchist was one who does not follow rules, but I guess I was wrong. 

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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 9:14pm
The Spirit of '86?


ps
  Reminds me of that movie, "I'm a nihilist, I don't believe in anything, not even nihilism...."


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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 10:17pm
an·ar·chy    ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nr-k)
n. pl. an·ar·chies
Absence of any form of political authority.
Political disorder and confusion.
Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose. AKA no rules


or

anarchy

n : a state of lawlessness and disorder
again no rules.

Even in the explaination you provided:
Originally posted by noob wrote noob wrote wrote:

the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony Imma n00b!


stateless society with voluntary social harmony = no rules. Duh.






Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 10:18pm
Originally posted by estcstpnt estcstpnt wrote:

I'm completely lost. I thought an anarchist was one who does not follow rules, but I guess I was wrong. 
No your right, MP doesnt understand what he is talking about just spouting lame propaganda, while not understanding how silly it makes him look.


Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 10:23pm

UK86 was a movement in punk rock.

Does that have anything to do with this?



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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 10:25pm
Anarchy is a notion for fools and idiots. Will not work.

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Posted By: MP Sniper
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 10:32pm

Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

an·ar·chy    ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nr-k)
n. pl. an·ar·chies
Absence of any form of political authority.
Political disorder and confusion.
Absence of any cohesive principle, such as a common standard or purpose. AKA no rules

^no rules is what happens after the act of anarchy is done not what happens during the accual act of anarchy




or

anarchy

n : a state of lawlessness and disorder
again no rules.

^the state has no rules or laws cause they cant be inforced since theres no government

Even in the explaination you provided:

Originally posted by noob wrote noob wrote wrote:

the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony


stateless society with voluntary social harmony = no rules. Duh.

^is what happens to the people of the country that the anarchist had attacked they have no rules or laws




LMAO you quoted all the stuff that happens after the anarchy is done not the act of doing it the commandments are principles followed while doing the act of anarchy

in the immortal words of DeTrevni =hades:       0

                                               MP Sniper: 2



Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 10:33pm
Originally posted by MP Sniper MP Sniper wrote:

I advocate an utterly idiotic, impractical, and useless social theory.


Fixed.


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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 10:51pm
The original post could replace "anarchy" with "stupid insulting bullcrap" and mean the same thing....

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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 11:04pm

this is a stupid topic that makes no sence.  it should be a RULE to not post things like this.



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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 11:05pm
Anarchy isnt a verb. http://www.answers.com/anarchy&r=67 - See for yourself.

Okay your 2 minutes of internet retardation is up. Please exit stage left.


Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 19 April 2006 at 11:08pm
Rule number one. There are no rules.

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Posted By: newport
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 5:06am
I think this is a joke

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 1:58pm
The ACT of anarchy?


So I can go anarch something?

D.I.A.F.


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 2:27pm
Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

wait, wait wait..... there are rules to anarchy?

I'm with Styro on this one... thats just retarded...

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Posted By: dmp4892.
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 3:59pm

Dude words can't describe how stupid this thread is. You are probably some stupid thinks-he's-a-punk kid who listens to FOB and is like "I BE TEH NON-CONFORMIST!!"  and you write the anarchy symbol on desks at school and youre like "I ARE THE ANARCHIST!!! I WROTE ON A DESK!!!"

>_<



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:02pm
Originally posted by MP Sniper MP Sniper wrote:

Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

An anarchist wouldnt care to follow these or any other rules. That defeats the purpose of being an anarchist. n00b. Not to mention this is pretty lame propaganda.


how does that defeat the purpose of being an anarchist the purpose of an anarchist is turn a country ruled by the government to a stateless society with voluntary social harmony


n00b



Idiot. Anarchy = NO RULES!

It's not anarchy if theres rules. I never understand the angsty 15 year olds buying anarchy logo pins to put on their safety pinned bags/ pants. You're BUYING it!!!! True anarchy you'd either make it, or just take it, you dont have to do anything you dont want to.


Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:03pm
Originally posted by newport newport wrote:

I think this is a joke


I don't think it is a joke, but I fervently wish it were.


Geeze.


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:03pm
Originally posted by dmp4892. dmp4892. wrote:

Dude words can't describe how stupid this thread is. You are probably some stupid thinks-he's-a-punk kid who listens to FOB and is like "I BE TEH NON-CONFORMIST!!" and you write the anarchy symbol on desks at school and youre like "I ARE THE ANARCHIST!!! I WROTE ON A DESK!!!"


>_<



Thank you, best thing I think I've ever seen you say


Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:06pm
rawr... i burn things while listening to slipknot... down with the man!!!!!


Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:06pm
CRAAAWWWWLLLINNNNG INNN MYYY SKIIIIIIN

my mom doesn't let me anarchy on Sundays. She makes me go to church :(.


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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:07pm
Anarchy, what a good idea. I'm sure that would work well.

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:10pm

I am too an anarchyist!!!! My mommy even said i could be! As long as I'm home for dinner.



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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:41pm
PCF, Plenti, and sneaky


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:44pm
lol cadet_sergeant, I love your sig.

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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:48pm
i even steal my sister's black nail polish.... that's how i roll


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 4:50pm
Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

i even steal my sister's black nail polish.... that's how i roll
aww, all I got was eye-liner...

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Posted By: ardyandkari
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 5:24pm
i was under the impression that to have anarchy you needed NO rules...

hmmmmmmm

also, people who advocate anarchy are either complete psychos who would fit in nicely in that kind of a society, or just punk little kids who would mess in their pants if complete and total anarchy broke out....im willing to bet that anyone who posts some rules to anarchy is out of the second batch...


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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 5:41pm
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Posted By: MP Sniper
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 8:29pm

why the heck are you guys still posting on this

1. i dont like the thought of a country ruled in anarchy

2.i found this on a website i thought it was funny

3.stop taking things so serriously

4. i dont wear make up

 



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 8:35pm
Originally posted by MP Sniper MP Sniper wrote:

why the heck are you guys still posting on this


1. i dont like the thought of a country ruled in anarchy


2.i found this on a website i thought it was funny


3.stop taking things so serriously


4. i dont wear make up




We're still posting cause it's fun to mock someone when they're wrong. So you took it from a different site, you still defended that "zomg they have rulez!"

And this is 3 pages of people making jokes and wisecracks, I dont think they're really taking things too seriously....so...smarten up and relax?


Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 8:47pm
Originally posted by MP Sniper MP Sniper wrote:

why the heck are you guys still posting on this

1. i dont like the thought of a country ruled in anarchy

2.i found this on a website i thought it was funny

3.stop taking things so serriously

4. i dont wear make up

 

Liar.

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Posted By: MP Sniper
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 8:52pm
lol ^ no i have never ever in my life ever wore any make up, never had any piercings, never had long hair, never had jet black hair


Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 9:18pm
Looks like the wind blew the 'ol score board down...


Posted By: Ken Majors
Date Posted: 20 April 2006 at 10:52pm
This thread went from incredibly stupid and not entertaining to funny as all <Hades> in no time.



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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 12:34am
Originally posted by MP Sniper MP Sniper wrote:

lol ^ no i have never ever in my life ever wore any make up, never had any piercings, never had long hair, never had jet black hair
Your life must have sucked...

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