BC presents ’Team US: Global Police’, PA
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Topic: BC presents ’Team US: Global Police’, PA
Posted By: Rumrunner
Subject: BC presents ’Team US: Global Police’, PA
Date Posted: 21 April 2006 at 6:14pm
BlackCat Paintball proudly presents Team US:
Global Police, a 24 hour scenario game to be held July
28-30. This game will be hosted at
http://www.trpaintball.com - Three Rivers Paintball
Park in Freedom, PA.
Cost for this event:
$45 pre-registered by July 11th, 2006
$60 June 12th, 2006 through event
Paint Costs:
$75 per 2,000 round case of Karnage Premium (Tear)
$65 per 2,000 round case of Karnage Recreational Grade (Bite)
*Pre-register by July 6th and receive a $5 discount off your first case
of paint and be entered into a special drawing to win a Smart Parts
SP-8 Marker, a case of event paint and a pass to another BlackCat Event.
Also all atendees will be entered in the main prize giveaway to win
thousands of dollars in prizes generously donated by BlackCat and
BlackCat's
http://www.blackcatpaintball.com/sponsors/Sponsor_Page/sponsorsmain.htm - sponsors
such as Smart Parts, Tiberius Arms, Karnage Paintball, Airgun Designs,
Flurry Industries, Paintballs Sport Magazine, Just Paintball, PB2X,
Major Paintball, Real Action Paintball, Money Paintball, NSERA, Cops
911, Kingman Spyder, and Original SWAT Boots
Here is the game's story from http://www.blackcatpaintball.com/events/06/team_us/ta_main.htm - BlackCat's website :
Then: A dangerous plot had been hatched by the despotic president of
North Korea, the diabolical Kim Jung Il. In league with left-wing
fundamentalists groups such as the Film Actors’ Guild and terrorists
cells from the war-torn country of Dukkadukkastan, Kim Jung Il had
almost succeeded in killing the world’s leaders and taking control of
the remains of the planet for his own evil ends.
&nbs p; This
plot would have succeeded if not for the timely intervention of the
world’s number one counter-terrorism force: Team US. Spraying the
Film Actors’ Guild president, Alec Baldwin, with machinegun fire and
impaling the diminutive dictator on the spike of Gerhardt Schroeder’s
Kaiser helmet, it would appear that Team US had saved the day.
&nbs p;
Unseen by mortal eyes, however, the evil life-force of Kim Jung Il
escaped into the night… waiting for the opportunity to reap his revenge.
&nbs p; Now:
The face on the screen was severe and angular, the pointed chin
dropping toward the table with every word like a stabbing dagger of
hate into the very eye of freedom. The speaker’s eyes focused
murderously into the camera as she spoke, her long skeletal fingers
clutching the text of her speech as the talons of the vulture clutch
their next meal.
&nbs p;
“Good evening, America,” the speaker said. “It is my great sorrow
to announce that Alec Baldwin, the president of the Film Actors’ Guild,
has fallen victim to a blatant and horrible act of rampant
capitalism. As it is my sad duty, I will be filling in as
president until such time as a suitable replacement can be
selected.” The speaker looked up into the camera, her gaze hard
and serious. “I promise you that those responsible for this act
will be punished… or my name isn’t Geena Davis. Although… you can
call me Madam President.”
&nbs p;
Screens across the country went dead in a burst of static as the Film
Actors’ Guild’s Acting President G. Davis spun in her high backed chair
and looked into the robotic eyes of a cold-hearted cyborg named Kim
Jung Il the Second.
&nbs p; “I think that went well, don’t you, Mr. Il?”
&nbs p; “Of
course it went well,” the diminutive robot screamed, his voice
synthesizer crackling under the decibels, “I lote the speech for you,
you stupid pawn. Evlything is going according to my pran!
In moments, the terrorist cells of Durkdurkaastan will launch an
all out assault on the United States. At the same time, the Film
Actors’ Guild will begin to bloadcast its messages of surrender and
submission to the American people. Soon, Team US will gwovel at
da feet of Kim Jung Il da Second!!”
&nbs p; The
sound of maniacal laughter trailed off into the Hollywood night.
&nbs p; Back
at Team US HQ, the team was unwinding to some cool tunes and shaking
what their mommas gave them. Shocksworth, the team coordinator,
walked in with his trademark whiskey in one hand and a smoking stump of
a cigarette in the other. The wry smile on his face told the room
that he had something to say.
&nbs p;
“Team!” he said, interrupting the festivity. “I’ve got some good
news for you.”
&nbs p;
“What is it, Shocksworth?” said Mimi, the bubbly blonde bombshell of
the group.
&nbs p;
Tanya, Team US’s psychic operative put her palms to her temples, “My
powers tell me that it has something to do with facts of which we are
not yet aware… but soon will know.”
&nbs p;
“Umm… yes.” Said Shocksworth unimpressed. “The UN was so
impressed with your handling of that Kim Jung Il affair that they have
decided to join Team US in a multinational effort to combat terrorism
the world over. You’ll be getting a whole taskforce from all over
the world to command in our fight on terror.”
&nbs p;
Dirk, the team hothead, spoke up. “No freakin’ way! A bunch
of non-Americans in Team US?! That’s un-American!”
&nbs p;
Shocksworth smiled. “But Dirk, sending multinational coalition
forces all over the planet to fight in the name of capitalism, lower
gas prices, and apple pie… what could be more American than that?”
&nbs p; “I guess you have a point there,” Dirk conceded.
&nbs p;
Suddenly, the lights dimmed. An explosion rocked the bunker
sending shards of rock clattering to the floor.
&nbs p;
“Looks like that backup might just have come just in time,” Mark, the
team’s actor declared.
&nbs p; “Get
to your ships, Team,” Shocksworth cried. Your forces await
you! America…”
&nbs p; “HECK YEAH!!” the team replied.
&nbs p; Will
Team US and their new multinational allies be able to stand against Kim
Jung Il and his hired army of terrorists and actors? Join us at
the 16th annual International Amateur Open and help decide. The
fate of the free world is in your hands!
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