Would You Rather...
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Topic: Would You Rather...
Posted By: DeTrevni
Subject: Would You Rather...
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:20pm
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in my infinite boredom, i have developed an idea to play this game. basically, i ask which you would rather do, you answer and ask one yourself. just to see what you people are like. ok. would you rather have your nipple ripped off or suffer a deep papercut to the eye? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:21pm
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Neither. ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:23pm
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party pooper... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:24pm
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Well you can now take the time to talk about how you're sadistic. -------------
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:24pm
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FAIL
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:26pm
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Nipple ripped off. Atleast I will be able to see still. Would you rather drown or burn to death. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:26pm
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awww. fine. im sadistic. that dosent mean you have to ruin my fun. that was just a question i was asked, and i (now mistakenly) relayed it to you guys. drown. at least you get the joy of going uconscious. how about would you rather have a hot model for a girlfriend or the car of your dreams? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: ^Pirate^
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:33pm
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Girlfriend, because shes a model, aand then I use her money to buy a car. Would you rather get chopped up into bloody bits(about 2-3cm/ 1 in. long) starting with the extremeties and flushed down a toilet, or eat poo? ------------- 
It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:50pm
Would you rather become a crack head or a meth addict? ------------- I need a new Sig... |
^Pirate^ wrote:Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:52pm
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Crack. Meth is so bad. -------------
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Posted By: kaotikdefiant2
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:53pm
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crack head...cheaper..lol.. smoke weed or smoke ciggaretes(spell check) ------------- NU, Defiant 2...ion,all the ups... |
Posted By: bennymusso
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 4:59pm
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both Would you rather be black or **edited**? (KIDDING) Would you rather live in Afghanistan or Iraq? ------------- 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:10pm
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Afghanistan.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:15pm
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Hmm...afghanistan.
Would you rather have the inside of your mouth covered in hair? or Only be able to yell the phrase "Show me the money"? |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:17pm
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Show Me The Money. See your grandmother naked, or your parents having sex? ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:25pm
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parents, fo sho. My grandma would make me want to rip out my eyes with my bare hands
Unable to remember your own name or Unable to remember anyone elses name |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:25pm
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grandma i'd rather see one old person naked then two old people naked... doing stuff. dang you chewp. i'd go with not remebering my own. listen to FOB or pull out all your noise hair? |
Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:28pm
have to say FOB.... 
I really wanted to say the hiar but thin about it... punched in the face or kicked in the boys? ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:29pm
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Punched in the face. Make up original(er) ideas, or not so original/generic and common. -------------
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:32pm
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original drive a 9 inch nail threw your leg or get your hand cought (non-wankin' hand) in the garbage disposal? |
Posted By: dmp4892.
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 5:46pm
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ZOBMONDOFICATION Would you rather have your breath always smell like a nasty fart or Have your laugh sound like a fart.
oh, and 9 inch nail. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 6:03pm
HAHAHAHA I forgot you listened too. Shame its taking so freaking amazingly long for ep 26. I think they've given up though :( I'll go with laugh sounding like one Blind or Deaf |
Posted By: the flanker
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 6:05pm
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id go with deaf would you rather shoot yourself or shoot everyone in your family ------------- 
perhaps the greatest movie ever |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 6:07pm
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shoot myself
in baseball Catcher or Pitcher |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 7:47pm
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pitcher, would you like to be stomped to death during your favorite band concert or slipping off a high cliff and falling down to your death? ------------- what? |
Posted By: Widow Maker
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 7:56pm
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Stomped, because you would die to some good tunes! Shot in the ear by a paintabll or the boys? ------------- If you only do what you always did, you will only get what you always got!!! |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 8:44pm
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fall out boys?!? i would get shot in the ear, cause doing both gives about the same pain having to run 100 miles under 10 hours or having to hang on the back of a bumperless car for 30 minutes going 60 mph ------------- what? |
Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 8:55pm
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depends on consequences of not running 100 miles under 10 hours would you rather have rusty nails shoved into your ears or have knives stabbed under every one of your fingernails |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 8:57pm
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forced to run it, or be tortured. but i would have to go with the knives cause i would rather have hearing dirtbikes or quads ------------- what? |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 9:00pm
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quad in your choice of lady your choices are hairy arm pits + the stinch or hair on the legs and toe's? and no the hair can not be removed. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 9:20pm
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legs. Have your arm get tired extremely fast when wanking or get tired to the point wher you can walk after standing up for 5 minutes. ------------- 
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 9:24pm
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get tired after walkin for 5 minutes... it would give me more time to wank it. having to carry a purse all day in public with a fat girl or watch said fat girl try on swimsuits (3 piece) for an hour |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 9:27pm
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3 piece for an hour Lose your backpack Or lose all your school assignments and books -------------
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 9:32pm
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ouch.... they are the same.. wait.. by all does that mean the ones that are at home also? if so backpack cancer or AIDs
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 10:14pm
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AIDS, atleast I get to do it. No left arm or no right hand? ------------- 
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 10:32pm
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/me = left handed, so no right hand. Lie to Jesus or punch moses in the face. -------------
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 10:32pm
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punch moses licking 10,000 envelopes or waxing your chest hair (assuming you have some) |
Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 11:37pm
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Wax without a doubt. Would you rather be punished eternally by having eternal blue balls or having to psuh a boulder uphill ------------- 
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 11:54pm
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Blue Balls. Would you rather fight a bear with no claws, or a retard with a knife? ------------- 
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Posted By: Salem
Date Posted: 05 May 2006 at 11:57pm
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The retard, just ask him "Who special?" would you rather be forced to cut off your own arm, or eat the basty burnt black fries in the bottom of your mcdonalds basket -------------
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 12:00am
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Ive never really burnt frys black before. When I do burn them, they just all fuse together into one big potato-brick, which can be tasty if salted correctly. Anyway, I take that.
Love and lost, or never loved at all? -------------
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 12:16am
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for a failed thread, it hit 3 pages pretty fast j/k! anyway, never have loved. it doesnt hurt as much... iron maiden (not the band) or that stretchy thing that pulls you apart slowly? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 1:30am
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hate either but iron maiden for sure, quick.
umm... stung by 100 bees or take a shower in DeTrevni's bathroom ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 1:35am
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Detrevni's bathroom..
No lips, or no ears? ------------- 
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 2:22am
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no ears spend a week with the older annoying as hell me (i know im probly still annoying but iv gotten better), or spend a week with sureshot ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 8:36am
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I'd take the week with you over Sureshot, I think. I would get tired of him asking me which gun to buy while he surfs PbNation all day. Join the Taliban as a suicide bomber or sit through a Fallout Boy concert? -------------
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 10:21am
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join the taliban, more honor (IMO anyway) attacked by a pit bull or hit by a car -off topic thinkin of pit bulls- these cops responded to a pit bull attack the other day somewhere here on LI, and the dog started goin after the cops so one of them put a bullet in the dogs chest the the dog kept goin |
....after that they hit it with 3 more bullets and it backed down, but it didnt die....gotta love pit bullsPosted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:46am
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Depends on how fast the car is going. Infinite boredom or infinite annoyance? -------------
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 12:33pm
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Infinite boredom.
Play poker or go to six flags. -------------
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 1:58pm
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Im banned from six flags sooo, play poker Kill bush or Kill all commies ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: dmp4892.
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 4:09pm
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kill bush Would you rather.... Suck the white dried spit off of a speakers lips after a 2 hour speech or Suck the nasty crud in the corners of a cats eyes. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 4:19pm
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Uhhh Cat eyes.
Cedric or Apu -------------
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Posted By: dmp4892.
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 5:11pm
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Cedric fo sho. Would you rather... Keep all of your dead stuffed pets in your living room or Keep the pickled remains of your pets in your closet? |
Posted By: Gasdrinker
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 5:47pm
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Living Room. Would you rather eat a Dog or eat a Cat ------------- Tippmann A-5/Zeus G1 E-Grip /w APE board QEV Vortex Flatline Dye UL 14 in. R5 Hopper Lapco offset rail with Tac Light/Scope OpsGear MP5 Sliding Stock OpsGear MP5 Mag kit SpecOps Front grip |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 5:50pm
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dead stuffed pets fo sho getting smashed by an engine block when it colapses and your under it and live or having your boys getting chopped off ------------- what? |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 6:05pm
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gasdrinker: dog tecumseh: engine route 44 cherry lime aid or peanut butter shake? |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 6:11pm
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route 44 Marijuna or Tequila ------------- 
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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 6:17pm
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tequila if you had to take one what one would you take? viagra or exlax ------------- what? |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 6:27pm
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Viagra (No speculations...)
Tila Tequila or Brooke Burke ------------- 
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 6:39pm
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This isnt this or that, its would you rather... As in would you rather: and then list two actions. -------------
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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 6:41pm
I'll put the thread back on track 
Getting your toe nails and finger nails ripped off or Spending 20 years without parole in a federal prision |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 6:42pm
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toe nails... would you rather do a handsome guy or an old ugly lady. (no bags over your head or hers [or his ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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.])Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 8:28pm
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If it is rambino, then the guy. Otherwise, the old lady. run at the presidents limo with an airsoft gun or Scream "Viva Fidel" in little havana? -------------
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Posted By: pro carbine
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 9:22pm
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thats a tough one its basically either get shot or get shot. So I would have to go for both. would you rather be a burn victim or have no penis |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 9:23pm
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 9:29pm
Not that hard to get, Gatyr. No one said it had to be 2 bad things, now did they? -------------
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Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 10:51pm
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Alright... would you rather: Eat a full nest of live bees while reciting the pledge of allegance to the tune of Bah Bah Blacksheep or Fall into a pit of hell where a demon would cut you into 300 pieces as he sang fall out boy into a mic that was feeding back through all the silence. You would not be granted the relase of death in either case. ------------- CPro (w/ polished internals) 14" Bigshot BT SBS Various Rails NcSTAR D4B Macro AA 68/45 
CCI Phantom 45 Grips |
Posted By: warman
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:17pm
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Live Bees
Whould you rather drink a liter of genuine hooker spit, or get a donkey punch from a preist ------------- N is for nowledge |
Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:27pm
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Define donkeypunch.
Run out of air while scuba diving or Parachutes not working while sky diving. ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:27pm
Would you rather be hanged publically, or be burned at the stake? |
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:57pm
Hanged (Less burning  )
Would you rather drink Mexican water or Risk it eating a puffer fish from a new Sushi Chef? -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:32am
You're joking, right? ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:34am
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mexican water diarrhea>death would you rather date a goth or an emo? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:52am
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Emo. They never actually go through with cutting themselves; less bleeding on me as a result. Plus less black/white makeup to smear.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:31am
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ah, true, but with a goth, you dont have to put up with incessant whining. goths are all silent and such (at least the ones around here are...) so would you rather BE a goth or emo? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:38am
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goth for sure times 3 million. i actually dont mind goths . i saw 2 emo kids last time i went paintballing amazing reactions to the sport. shoot yourself or take a shower in detrevni's bathroom ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:41am
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Fight Jesus
Fight David Blane using Jesus as a weapon -------------
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:43am
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Fight David Blane using Jesus as a weapon
Seriously, I'd feel bad beating up a guy who wouldn't even TRY and hit me. Bamboo shoots under fingernails Or Listen to Kelly Clarkson for 2 days, non-stop |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:46am
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hmm either one and your fingernails will peel off. kelly though shoot yourself or take a shower in detrevni's bathroom ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 2:00am
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why the deuce are you so obsessed with my bathroom? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 2:17am
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meh just supa bored. meh u know im just kidding... right ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 2:20am
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Unclog DeTrevni's toilet with your face, or give Madeline Albright a naked backrub with a happy ending?
-------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 2:27am
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Unclog DeTrevni's toilet with My face
Aim or Msn |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 2:32am
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Aim. (with the ad-hack) Die a virgin, or die from AIDS? ------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:50am
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aids. glad to see everyone likes my bathroom... forced to join myspace or tagworld? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:19am
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neither god neither im out of ideas that don't involve detrevni's bathroom. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:51pm
Become a member of Al Qaida or a member of the Ba'athist (sp) party (Saddams old one). -------------
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Posted By: Stoz
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 7:48pm
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It would be to my advantage to have my nipple ripped off. Sure, it would hurt, but once it healed, I'd have a scar there, and if I got shot there by a paintball, it wouldn't sting like hell. Plus, why do men have nipples? We cannot breast feed.
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Posted By: Ilford Rule
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 8:07pm
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actually there was one drug that caused men to lactate... really weird (it was a side effect, not the intended one). eat your hand. or eat your sons hand ------------- CPro (w/ polished internals) 14" Bigshot BT SBS Various Rails NcSTAR D4B Macro AA 68/45
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Posted By: Stoz
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 8:09pm
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I would eat your son's hand.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 8:54pm
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hah youre my hero stoz. and that would be an amazing drug. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:06pm
It's called estrogen. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:08pm
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nope i dont think so he said as side effect. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:21pm
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I'm talking about getting a man to lactate in general, just pump him full of estrogen.
Anyway... Be a drug mule or Be a fluffer |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:52pm
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drug mule, i can drive fast cars at high speeds to get em there. become emo for life or have to listen to fall out boy till you die ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:19pm
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emo for life swim in a pool of pepto bismal or spagetti noodles ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:22pm
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Spaghetti, that would be fun. Drown or get blown up? ------------- 
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Posted By: Jared_SexFace
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:23pm
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both are good, pepto bismal is better. Wear a KKK outfit to a black panther meeting, or Wear a black panther outfit to a KKK meeting? ------------- Like Hades, I sex peoples Face. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:45pm
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panther to kkk i hate white people. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:49pm
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racist or anti-semetic? (basically, kkk or nazi?) ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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