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Topic: who would you fight
Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Subject: who would you fight
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:54pm
i was watching Fight club and decided to make a "who would you fight" thread

what historical figure would you fight?

what celebrity would you fight?

if you could fight anybody who would it be?


historical figure: i agree and say Ghandi



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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:56pm
Any member of Al Qaida. Twice.

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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 06 May 2006 at 11:59pm
Stalin.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:01am
Hitler

Russel Crowe

The kid down the hall


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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:05am

Historical: linus

celebrity: linus

Anyone: linus



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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:05am
Your mother


Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:06am
i'd fight chewp's lez aunt.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:08am
I would be honoured to get my ass kicked by Samuel L Jackson.

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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:10am
I'd Fight Ruska!

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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:11am

may i edit you post?

what historical figure would you fight?

what celebrity would you fight?

what forumer would you fight?

if you could fight anybody who would it be?



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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:41am
This thread is just asking for a fight club quote.

Ghandi.

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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:43am
^^ i already put the quote in


Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:52am
Historical: Dubya

Celebrity: Keanu Reeves

Forumer: deathsnakehiss

Anyone: too many kids in my school to count


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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:06am
<angst>
Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Anyone: too many kids in my school to count

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:06am
<myspace>
Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

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Originally posted by Tolgak Tolgak wrote:

Anyone: too many kids in my school to count

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:08am
I'd fight.... Pollution, and Cancer!

but seriously... I always wanted to Box Russel Crowe.

and for some one to fight on the Forum, I wouldn't mind taking on Rambs, but then I'd get sued.


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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:12am

Historical: JFK

Celebrity: Stephen Segal  

Anyone: the entire Westboro Baptist Cult



Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:18am
Ghandi

(wrestle) Jessica Alba

myspace owner

and I could take on _sneaky_


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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:20am
Historical: Martin Luther King Jr.

Celebrity: Mickey Rourke

Forumer: I dunno, Hway?

Anyone: My godson's father. I dont even want to call him my uncle...

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:33am
I'm desperately trying to think of someone I could beat...

Maybe Kissinger.


Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:45am
Yeah, I don't think I'd fight anyone. My ass would be kicked.

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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:53am
I am pretty non violent. Id rather use my mind since I am too pretty for others to throw their fists at me.


Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 12:04pm
prolly the drummer from def leppard

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 1:01pm
Amelia Earhart.


Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:30pm
hellen keller.

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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:33pm

brian peppers.

GWB

Hades :D



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Posted By: the flanker
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:35pm

historical- hitler

celebrity- anyone from FOB

forumer- chimchick

anyone- jake scheafer



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Posted By: American Hero
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:42pm
Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:

Any member of Al Qaida. Twice.
I agree


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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:43pm
i'd hug hitler and ask him to adopt me.......jk of course...

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Posted By: dark assassin
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 3:47pm
CHUCK NORRIS ALL THE WAY

i would be honored to have the s*** kicked out of me

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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 4:21pm

Historical: Jesus Christ.

Celebrity: Justin Timberlake

Anywon: Dio



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Posted By: pro carbine
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 5:17pm

I would fight UFC light heavyweight champion of the world Chuck Lidell...and probably go down in one punch



Posted By: Mephistopheles
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 5:24pm
What historical figure would you fight?
Chelsea Clinton. I'd punch her in her ovaries so she can't reproduce.

What celebrity would you fight?
Mel Gibson. For making people still think Jesus.... had a mullet!

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Posted By: Apu
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 5:29pm
PaintballkidEPS.

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Posted By: PaintballkidEPS
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 5:41pm
^good answer


Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 6:30pm

historical- Nero

celeb- carrot top

forumer- none

anyone- Justin Mendero (rumor has it he stole my backback)



Posted By: MVM91
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 7:14pm
well im a super hero and i beat up super villians everyday so my need to fight is pretty satisfied

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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 7:15pm
Originally posted by dark assassin dark assassin wrote:

CHUCK NORRIS ALL THE WAY

i would be honored to have the s*** kicked out of me


dude.. Chuck Norris would woop you...


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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 7:36pm
^^^yea he just said that...

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Posted By: Stoz
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 7:37pm
Historical: King Louis XIV

Celebrity: Wallace from Wallace and Gromit

Forumer: Anyone who takes the time to respond with "USE THE SEARCH FEATURE" but doesn't actually answer the damn question

Anyone: The Mario Brothers or Thrall

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 7:43pm

i am honored no one wants to beat my sorry bum up.

historical: frank sinatra

celebrity: i agree with wrestling jessica alba

forumer: ced...

anyone: there is this one kid in school i hate. he be a jerk. death to jerks...



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Posted By: Bunkered
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:09pm
Historical figure: Napoleon.

Celebrity: Arnold Schwarzenegger (or however you spell that).

Forumer: Patrick, because he's a raging douchebag.

Anyone: This kid at my school that to this date has ran into my car, talked crap about me behind my back, sold me some crappy "stuff," and tried to steal a girl from me while we were dating. I've imagined beating him down more than once...

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Posted By: Stoz
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:14pm
Originally posted by Bunkered Bunkered wrote:

Anyone: This kid at my school that to this date has ran into my car, talked crap about me behind my back, sold me some crappy "stuff," and tried to steal a girl from me while we were dating. I've imagined beating him down more than once...


Once a cut of PVC pipe fell off a shelf and hit my brother in the face. It had a sharp edge so it cut his head pretty badly and deeply.

So my suggestion to you would be to inject some sedatives into a paintball and see if you can pass it directly into his bloodstream via bunkering him at school. Then drag him out of the school, shave his head and face, and hang him by his feet from a crane over a pirhana-infested mud puddle, preferrably near a petting zoo or lizard cage. That will take care of your problem, more or less.


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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:14pm
Anne Frank. What the didly made her feel important anyway?

Forumer: Hades, since it would be enjoyable for both of us if we wrestled.


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Posted By: DeathCow_Moo
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:07pm
I would fight the highest ranking forum member...then when I killed him I would take all his stars,

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Posted By: the flanker
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:18pm
^^^ i have to tell you stars mean nothing someone with alot of post could post crap and someone with a few posts could post good advice so....

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perhaps the greatest movie ever


Posted By: DeathCow_Moo
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:18pm
oh I thought stars were good ;)

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:02pm

Historical figure: Moses

Celebrity: TEH ROCK!!!
 
Forumer: that bastard __sneaky__

Anyone: you



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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:14pm
Originally posted by DeathCow_Moo DeathCow_Moo wrote:

oh I thought stars were good ;)


Stars used to be good, but now they are based on post count and alot of people that have multiple stars should not have them.


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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:26pm
i'd fight linus... cause he's ugly... and he'd act all tough cause he plays high school football

and i'd fight sporx... into bed!


Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:33pm
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:


forumer: ced...



You are going down.

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:45pm
bring it, pretty boy!

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 11:47pm
I'd fight all of you. Me an' my shillelagh against you all.

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Posted By: Gasdrinker
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 12:58am
The kid on the bus at the beginning of Napoleon Dynamite that asks Napoleon " So Napoleon, what are you going to do today?" He is too nosey and will be a when he grows up.

Beside him here


Edit: Or Rocky... that would be soo cool.


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Posted By: warman
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 1:08am
Jesse Jackson


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Posted By: MetallicaESPa5
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 8:21am
Cedric.

Me and him have been going at it since the beginning.

Much love.


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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 8:38am
Never fight ugly people. They have nothing to lose.

"Skinny guys fight 'til they're burger."

I'd fight:

Keanu Reeves, in slow motion.

William Wallace. It would be brutal.

BigAl. No grudge. It would just be a crazy fight. We could sell tickets.

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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 1:38pm
Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

i'd fight linus... he'd act all tough cause he plays high school football
Prove me wrong.. go ahead, prove me wrong! It's my opinion! You just dont understand me and my "maturness"!

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