starting paintball gang!!!!
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Topic: starting paintball gang!!!!
Posted By: massproduce
Subject: starting paintball gang!!!!
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:21pm
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Calling all true paint masters in the tri state area! NY / NJ / CT recruiting people to join our allready massive 100+ paintball militia... just playin its just me and my boy right now, looking for dedicated, team orientated people to expand. you gotta be fearless, have good teamwork skills, willing to take orders yet self reliant and being able to come up with new ideas is a +. Applications are now available Registration is free Upcomming Events: Saturday, May 13th. Young guns big game day with medics and 15 minute reinsertions, 11am to 5pm @ SkirmishUSA, Jim Thorpe, PA. for more info contact me at: http://www.massproduce201@yahoo.com - www.massproduce201@yahoo.com |
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:37pm
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Good luck with that.... ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:48pm
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Due to all the massive amounts of requests we have been getting from people that wanna join our gang, it's been difficult to keep up with everything thats going on, so for those who havent received a reply from us, just bare with us. Being that we're a little backed up here, we're looking for help around the office. If you happen to be interested in doing secritary work, and live in the metropolitan NY/NJ area, please email me for more information. *Due to deadlines and delays in our processing department, we are forced to instate a small, one time registration fee of $5 US. starting May 8th, 2006. send money to: Grand Wizards of Paint p.o. box 1190 WestNewYork,NJ 07093 |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:56pm
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If my sarcastic "good luck" was a massive amount of requests you have problems. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 9:59pm
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i thought advertising wasnt allowed on the forums, but i dont recall to be honest if it is, then in before lock |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:01pm
| surprisingly, you are the first one to not jump on the offer....must be out of area. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:02pm
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Or I'm not dumb enough to fall for your ploy. People in the midwest have common sense. And by making them pay to join your team, your advertising and is against forum rules. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:15pm
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Due to forum rules i cannot post anything about charging or paying to register so i am forced to make registration free again. *All new members now have militia laundry duties for a week. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:17pm
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And by that you mean you and "your boys" dirty laundry... some militia.
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Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 07 May 2006 at 10:25pm
| lol, this is fun....i'm beat. |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 7:52am
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Somehow I don't see this working out. ------------- 
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Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 4:44pm
| snake wanna join? we need a few good men. |
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 4:49pm
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Look buddy, just go away. You've got no "paintball gang" and are just trying to seem cool. Give up now.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 4:53pm
Not really. I have better things to do. Besides I don't play paintball anymore. -------------
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massproduce wrote:Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 5:06pm
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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 6:24pm
arent u on a scenario team...  ..i thought u were still active...
and um massproduce...the Skirmish Game doesnt need ur "gang" every1 just huddles up in big groups and gets discounts on paint...so why wuld this "gang" be nothing more than nothing ------------- 
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Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 3:51pm
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what part of jersey you at? our militia is dedicated to getteing togethere and destroyin the comp, were #1 strategists in the country, we run the best defense in the country as well, were the best! act now while regestration is free |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 4:06pm
edit: and learn how to quote. ------------- X |
Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 4:10pm
north jersey...and i dont need a defense...i dont care about defense...i like to attack period...alone or with more ppl...and if i need a battle plan i just turn to the "book sock bandit" and he can come up with a field plan in minutes, and im pretty good at planing myself also (i rule at catching every1 in manhunt!  )... -------------
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Posted By: Stoz
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 4:10pm
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I like how you conveniently chopped the "M" off of his name in your quote...
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Posted By: ardyandkari
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 10:12pm
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this is stupid.... i wouldnt join even if i was in the area.....this is the biggest pile of doggie doo that i have ever heard.... i got something for you....i have started this team...its ranked no .345 in the WORLD!!! you can join now for just 2.123 dollars canadian...oh no wait just a sec, the forum will close this pile of poo down if i do that....ok its free now.......i just dont know when to stop...i must be crazy!!! a free membership to something thats free anyways......wow....holy crap!!!! thats AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! go away please  ------------- If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 4:54pm
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you gonna wash my dirty drawers and your gonna like it, its a prevlage not luxury. now get on your knees cynderella and start scrubin, dont forget to scrub extra hard on the yellow stains!! |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 5:00pm
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no. Now go away. -------------
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 5:09pm
Is that because you get owned so often you piss yourself? ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 5:32pm
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lol you got me, we 1 for 1 now, whats with evryone telling me to go away? is that how you solve your problems in life? aaawww little babys do that. oh wait, these aint mine, how your mothers dirty drawers in my hamper!! |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 6:03pm
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Oh wow. Where to start with this kid? OK, first off, learn to spell and write properly. Don't even THINK of replying to me until you get a solid grasp of the language. Also, 'your mom' jokes stopped being cool after about grade five- though that does drop us some hints about your age and maturity level. Second, you sound like an idiot. Not only are you cocky and arrogant - with nothing to back it up - but you honestly come in here thinking you're cool because you can spew some BS about your paintball 'gang'. This isn't 'the hood', son, and those people who Are interested ina serious scenario team are NOT going to join 'you and your boys'. Half-literate 15 (14?, 16?... 11?) year olds are not high on our list of scenario 'experts'. Third, many of us who play that kind of paintball have military or law enforcement experience, or know people who do. Some kid who can't even align his flatline, and advocates use of a backpack for carrying pods in game just might not know what he's doing, y'know? We're not likely to muckle on to some random stranger from the internet who claims he's 'the best' with nothing to show for it. Congrats- you can hide behind a log and l337 ub3r sn1p3rz0rz. Defense means squat. Now please stop spamming the forum and go away. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: RavenGuard
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 6:11pm
*sigh* my hero. ------------- Tippmann A-5 Polished Internals E-Grip Ape Board JCS Blade Trigger QEV 8" Bigshot + Apex Ricochet R-5 / Tac Cap Palmers Stabilizer 68/4500 Crossfire |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 7:13pm
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im the best, come see me skirmish usa jim thorpe pa, may 13th big game day. hollehluya hollaback! |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 7:21pm
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im just having fun, on a serious note, all you guys been very helpful in the past and my gratitude goes out to all you guys, thanks. lol why would anyone wanna be "cool" in a forum, in that case they should start a coolest forum geek of the month thread, lol |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 7:35pm
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Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 7:41pm
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how come massproduce cant quote right? everytime something is wrong with it ------------- 
hybrid-sniper~"To be honest, if I see a player still using an Impulse I'm going to question their motives." |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 7:47pm
| dont know man, instead of hittin the reply button i just hit the quote bottun corrisponding to the quote i want. i dont know beats me. |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 10 May 2006 at 8:04pm
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Brihard, every time someone comes in and starts spammin and stuff your always there to quiet the riot when a mods not around, and i have to say you do a damn fine job (not saying the mods are bad, theres just too much of this stuff for so few people to catch every now and then) either way, keep it up man |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 2:59am
what else does he do but play forum police? i dont know but keep up the good work, spam is as good as ham around here because of you, we all feel safer now. |
Posted By: Large Unit
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 3:27am
 guys stop telling him to go away this is the funniest thread i've read in a long time We need more info about your gang asap |
Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 3:24pm
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i got a dog for sale!! gold lab, hes house broken and follows orders, need to get rid of him since me and my boy turned his room into a office, we just dont have room, i know,i know, not supposed to sell stuff on the forums, blahzay, blah, but this is for a great cause, plus we need some extra cash fast!! didnt think we was gonna be this successful!!! once again everyone welcomed to join, hurry up and sign up!! remember, regestration is free, the dog is not. hollehlluya hollaback!! |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 3:36pm
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[/QUOTE] what else does he do but play forum police? i dont know but keep up the good work, spam is as good as ham around here because of you, we all feel safer now. [/QUOTE] dude, your the one who started the spam, brihard doesn't play forum police either. all i was saying is that hes one of the few here who actually backs up arguments with facts. and yes, i do feel safer now. |
Posted By: dark assassin
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 4:36pm
you would win hands down, thats why ------------- It's like a new pair o underwear, at first it's constrictive, but then it becomes a part of you." -Garth |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 5:09pm
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Even his e-penis is small and wrinkly.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: SupermanDan
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 6:09pm
now, if that's not the creepiest thing i ever heard... i'm thinking that you take yourself a little too seriously, man. i've never heard of a paintball "gang" or "militia" in my life. they're called teams, and by the sound of it, you're gonna be the only one on yours. ------------- fhqwhgads |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 6:56pm
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I bet some mods finger is hovering over the lock button right now.
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 9:24pm
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ive been that since about the second page, im surprised its gotten this far. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:00pm
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I'm suprised it wasnt locked up right away. The mods must be going through a "let the kiddies learn through teh experience of being flamed" stage. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 10:52am
pFFt. Brihard is a jerk.  jk. I had a run in with Brihard one post, Hopefully hes over it now. I have been for awhile. ------------- 
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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 4:29pm
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i believe this belongs in this thread..
WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWOOOOWOOOO....WAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWAKAWOOOOW OOOO ` ````` `````` ``` ------ _________\ / |_____ |)= __| | \ | \ ____________________\ ^^ok now see that train (it poor but its a train)...now,jump in front of it...and now it wont hurt so go ahead...JUMP! -------------
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 4:49pm
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Can we let this thread die now? -------------
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Posted By: ardyandkari
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 10:33pm
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no...nooooooo dont let it die........i want it to live........... liiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!!! ------------- If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 10:50pm
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Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 13 May 2006 at 9:44pm
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Congrats to all Grand Wizards of Paint members!!! Thanks for showing up, those who didnt, there will be another event on the 29th of May. We broke the record with 100+ members showing up, deffinetly the deciding factor!! Blue Team (us): 2235 Red Team (them): 2090 Once again, regestration is still free, hollehluya hollaback. big up to my man Kenny Stilez at NYC Army and Navy for the hot deals on the gear and the staff at SkirmishUSA for all the support. |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 13 May 2006 at 10:01pm
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Now, can this retarded thread finnaly die?
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Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 20 May 2006 at 4:59pm
| why? this is fun. (massproduce grabs his a5, cocks it back and starts firing shots out the window at random padestrians) |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 20 May 2006 at 5:02pm
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No this isn't fun, this is stupid. In fact this random bump is ground for this thread to be locked.
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Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 20 May 2006 at 5:27pm
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lock please... ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: massproduce
Date Posted: 20 May 2006 at 6:38pm
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hey snake dont be such a party crasher man, lighten up we just having some good ol fun.
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 20 May 2006 at 6:40pm
This is not fun, this is stupid. -------------
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