HELP! We need Samuel L.!!!
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Topic: HELP! We need Samuel L.!!!
Posted By: DeTrevni
Subject: HELP! We need Samuel L.!!!
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:17pm
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and for clicking the silly title, you have been granted a free herpetology lesson. There are 7 species of venemous snakes in the US. only 7. all 7 can be found in texas too. and in turn, i almost guarantee you can find all 7 under my shed... Starting with this:
i found it in my front yard, the cat was messin with it i caught it with my hands, an allen wrench, some cardboard and a small cage. it's an eastern coral snake, for those that live in the north (its primarily southern). it is the most venomous snake found in texas, thusly, in the usa. rattlesnakes cause more deaths however, because they are more aggressive. corals are fairly small, the largest ive seen being 3 ft, and thusly, very timid. i just find it exciting to be literally 1 foot away from a painful death... in a way, herpetology is a lost "extreme" sport. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:19pm
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LMAONNAISE ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:20pm
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Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow.
Take it to some snake place. ------------- 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:20pm
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i wonder how many will get the joke... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: PlentifulBalls
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:20pm
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I'd hit it.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:24pm
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you would... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:33pm
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:39pm
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it scares me that there are a LOT of little kids on my street, and for some reason, they like our swing in the front yard. it scares me because if one of those kids found it before i did, then there could have been some trouble. i cant let something like this run around the neighborhood, and i like reptiles too much to kill it. im probably going to take it to the science resource center down the road or something... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:39pm
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It's a pretty bad joke, since everyone knows about that movie now. ------------- 
"Don't you hate pants?" |
Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:41pm
| Snakes on a swing |
Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:46pm
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i get the joke, SNAKES ON A PLANE |
Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:47pm
i lol'd hard and long ;] -------------
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lester98c wrote:Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:32pm
| KILL IT! KILL IT! |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:38pm
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wow, ive heard stores of those. it would not be fun to have a little kid get bitten by one of those. and them tempers them things have, sheesh. would bite almost anything that moves near them ------------- what? |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:40pm
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the temper thing aint exactly true... they are fast little buggers, but they are kind of shy. theyed run before fight. i was worried a little kid would pick it up, and problems ensue from there... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:50pm
| Let it bite you and post pics! |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 12:10am
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OK!!! ill get right on that... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 12:15am
If they don't they do not spend time on the interwebz |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 12:47am
| Ah, sweet death. |
Posted By: chimchik49
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 6:54am
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red next to black, friend of jack : red next to yellow, kill a fellow ------------- 
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 7:01am
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Where at in Texas are you?
I'm screwed when I move there.. tarantula's  ------------- 
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 7:15am
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Yeah Florida has snakes as well. Not on a plane though.
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Posted By: ardyandkari
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 8:58am
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i say keep it...who else can say that they caught a coral snake with their bare hands, and now have it living in their room??? now theres some bragging rights. just dont forget to put the cover back on after feeding it............ ------------- If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 9:14am
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Did someone say Snake?
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 9:18am
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Snake6 got a part as an extra in the movie.
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 9:21am
Damn right I did. Good money too. -------------
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Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 11:27am
I think that's him in the back.  -------------
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Posted By: dmp4892.
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 6:21pm
| Snakes In a Shed |
Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 6:30pm
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No, that guy is Sam. -------------
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 7:44pm
I almost stepped on one when i was in florida. Caught it with my hands behind the head, brought it to my dock, pinned it down with a boat hook and cut its head off with a fishing knife. My story > yours. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 9:46pm
kill it. or fry it up, like you sotherners do. ------------- 
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Posted By: ardyandkari
Date Posted: 12 May 2006 at 10:22pm
your story>my NONEXISTANT story ------------- If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 13 May 2006 at 12:23am
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well if we dont hear from detrevni anymore, you know why. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 13 May 2006 at 1:34am
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psh. itll take more than high potency venom to off me! you guys cant get rid of me that easily...
as for where, i live in houston. i used to have a pet tarantuala... they are actually pretty cool. fuzzy. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 13 May 2006 at 7:08pm
| ew |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 14 May 2006 at 1:59am
| milk it... |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 14 May 2006 at 2:02am
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ALERT: i have managed the snake problem, withou samuel l. (that lazy...). it was a simple matter of releasing the snake into the wild away from the neighborhood. now i can rest eas...well, i can rest. i think. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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