Buying condoms.
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Topic: Buying condoms.
Posted By: Apotheosis
Subject: Buying condoms.
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:43pm
| Is an adventure in its self. First off, since I live in a small town there is like a one on three chance I will see someone my parents are friends with, so I gotta try and hide them just in case. Then when you get to the counter you know the woman knows you are having intercourse and that is humerous to me. |
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:44pm
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Need to get the Magnums
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:45pm
| sounds like you live in a pretty small town |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:45pm
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For you boyfriend? Yeah, maybe 5000 people live here. Walmart closes at 9 if that is any indication. |
Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:45pm
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thanks for the reminder. I have to go buy more sometime soon.
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:47pm
| Bragging on the internet about buying condoms = condom balloon animals. |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:48pm
How is conveying an expierence of my day bragging? |
pntbl freak wrote:Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:50pm
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Hah. My favourite is when I buy condoms in the evening, and without thinking the cashier says, "Have a good night" as she hands me my change. I always smirk, and WITHOUT FAIL the cashier always ends up blushing when she realizes the innuendo in what she said.
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Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:53pm
That is great. I think next time I am going to buy them in the evening just for that reason. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:55pm
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bahahaha. i feel odd when i buy them. it's almost as wierd of a feeling as buying porn. but sadly, i can't pirate condoms like i do porn...
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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:58pm
| I felt odd the first time, but now it's just like purchasing any other item. Then again I live in a big city. |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:59pm
I can. I use BitCondom. |
Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 6:59pm
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I suppose I am in the minority when it comes to not believeing in contraceptives. I suppose it is a secular society that we live in.
More power to you guys! You put that rubber sheath on your penis and have no remorse. Doesn't really seem to be my place . . . |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:01pm
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here, we have condom despensers in bathrooms. 25 cents a pop. no pun intended. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:03pm
I don't believe in them. I would much rather do without, but at almost 18 I can't afford to have a kid.
We do too, but it is the crap kind. |
Posted By: DsXz
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:11pm
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ive never had to buy any, i dont want to but imma have to.. ------------- http://imageshack.us"> 
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:24pm
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Anybody remember the celebrity that had his own brand of extra small condoms? Well I saw some of them, and decided to buy some just to see what the cahier would say/do/look like when a 6'3 200+ lb blonde boy bought a pack of extra small condoms. I ended up running into a female friend of mine while they were in my hand instead, and that was enough humiliation for one day, so I put them behind some magazines. Thank god she has a short atention span. ------------- 
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:28pm
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Enrique Iglesias right... What a manly man. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:40pm
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Posted By: Snake6
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:50pm
We have Trojans in the Sheetz here. ------------- 
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 7:57pm
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So you think the only time a man and a woman can have sex is when they know the consequence can/will be kids? |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:08pm
wow you guys get spooked/jittery by buying them? Heh... poor poor
children. Usally I'm pissed off that the box didn't last me as long as
they should of. 
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:10pm
| i have a unique (well around these parts) system to avoid the funny feeling of buying condoms... i dont... and wont simply because i havent had sex in over 2 1/2 years and dont plan to get that started again. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:12pm
Is it lonely, up there on your pedestal? ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:13pm
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Better to be the fool in the Store with rubbers, then be the fool in Society with a Baby.
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:14pm
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couldnt have said it better myself |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:20pm
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Posted By: jjclown23
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:33pm
Judging by ur sig... You take viagra just to wack off with ur right and left hand, and you find that more fun than actully having sex? ------------- A-5 Response Trigger DOP Blade Trigger Polished Internals X-Chamber Custom Paint 14" J&J |
Posted By: Shadowminion
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:34pm
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Condoms, or abstinence , both are good ways to avoid pregnancy or STD's . Whats the beef cuz CS decided to go the route of abstinence ? and why should one be embarrased for buying condoms ? Oh, wait , this is a Forum inhabited mostly by 12 to 16 year olds .... I see,,,, They sell them in a grocery store for Pete's Sake , sex is a natural urge or the human race would have died off long ago ! and believe me there's less hassle in buying condoms, than say ,, certain cold remedies these days ! If you're that uptight about it , go to a neighboring town to buy your sex equipment , He-he ! ------------- SL68-II , micro honed and polished .688" bore . Tuff Enuf . Widowmaker , under construction |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:43pm
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 8:59pm
hey... a pack of condoms is much cheaper than supporting a kid for 18+ years... anyway, i only got embarassed once... that was when there was a price check... had to send my gf back to check the price... that was one long and akward silence. at least i was intoxicated... made it better |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 9:00pm
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Carbine, you still have some left over from Warped? ------------- 
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 9:43pm
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I like the self-checkout isle. 'Course, around here that doesn't even work half the time. My girlfriend got ticked cause this kid that knew me was running the six self checkout things and he happened to notice what I was buying and decided to try and embarass me about them at school the next day. I just played it off but he appearently told enough people that it got back to my girlfriend and she thought it made her look like a slut...I say whatever, fact of life, just like masterbation, no matter what cadet's youth pastor told him.
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 9:48pm
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Meh, I really don't care. I don't mind people knowing I'm getting some.
On the brand note, the only trojans I like are the her pleasures, otherwise it's durex. Normal trojans don't fit well. ------------- 
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 9:59pm
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is it weird to buy a box of durex tropical just because you like how they taste? ------------- X |
Posted By: killerhalo
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:00pm
^^^ ahahahahahahah 
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:02pm
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:05pm
What if she isnt an adult? But, in all seriousnes, aldultery is considered ezperiencing sexual intercourse with someone that is not your wife/husband, so I dont see how you can relate to thinking of someone to aldultery. -------------
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:08pm
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Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:12pm
If anyone is emabarassed about anything here, it should be you about your grammar,, He-he ! |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:16pm
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:18pm
if anyones embarrassed about anything here, they havent been here long enough to the point that they dont care anymore. |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:18pm
I have no qualms about how he speaks. Just how he types. |
Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:20pm
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fun thing to do, buy a box and an energy drink to go with it. looks people give you is the greatest
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Posted By: killerhalo
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:26pm
that and a bag of ice then see the faces of complete horer |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:27pm
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:28pm
Dude, if that was the case, every single male on this planet would go straight to hell after dying. It's freaking human nature and any God that would create mankind in such a way as to make it our nature and then send us to hell for it isn't worthy of my worship. ------------- |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:35pm
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Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:37pm
No, we are not created to, but after 13 years we go through this change known as puberty and we can not help it. |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:39pm
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Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:40pm
I liked them but I didn't lust for them. |
Posted By: Dom
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:44pm
Are you **edited**ting me, people actually believe this stuff? |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:45pm
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:46pm
Whatever, I'm not gonna argue religion. Arguments of that nature aren't based on logic or fact and are therefore impossible to win or even really argue and end up amounting to complete wastes of time. For your sake though, I hope you're right. I'd hate to think about the kind of feeling you'd get when you realize that you haven't been living your life to the fullest because of an old book and general superstition. ------------- |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:46pm
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:49pm
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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:53pm
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ah, i just got that! what about the medical kit with the body bag? ------------- what? |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:55pm
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I don't need them because I do not sex. Yet. ------------- 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:56pm
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Watch. Next he'll quote Genesis 38:9 and claim that it clearly says masturbation is evil.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 10:58pm
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:01pm
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I could do worse and get the same fate. |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:01pm
No you can't, he'll be in hell, along with 99% of the rest of us. As for the contraceptive issue. They're working on a thing for guys now. And when that comes out, I'll be sure to get my hands on it if I even have the charm to get a girl. It's some thing that a doctor implants under your skin that will make you sterile for about 3 years. You will still have the feeling and the desire, and the semeninal plasma, just no sperm. They can remove it whenever and you'll be a sperm making machine in no time. ------------- 
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:06pm
Wouldn't that be wrath? Edit: Tolgak, that's freakin cool. I heard they're making a male pill too.... ------------- |
Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:07pm
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I just buy the Wal Mart brand ones, so the clerks are happy with me.
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:10pm
| you lost me ryan |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:15pm
no... no... You buy a Box, some medical Gozz, No-doez, Rubber Gloves, and Some lube... oh man do they look at you like your the next coming of Lucifer. -------------
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Posted By: Jim Paint
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:19pm
And then ask if they have a pet department with hamsters or something of the likes. -------------
saepe fidelis |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:22pm
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Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:22pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:24pm
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You gotta buy all that weird stuff, and then something completely normal and innocent to go with it. At the end they obviously know you're a screwed up sexual deviant, but they'll spent the rest of the night wondering what in the name of God you intend to do with the toaster. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: cadet_sergeant
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:25pm
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Posted By: fishkid_91
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:27pm
Yes i wish more people would see that yes we can be forgiven for our sins but we should still strive to live like christ some poepl etry to use the fact that we can be forgiven and some just think we're all going to hell |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:28pm
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:48pm
I don't want to wear sandals. -------------
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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 22 May 2006 at 11:51pm
along with a ton of candy, some rope, and duct tape ------------- what? |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 1:23am
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Buying condoms is not awkward. People need them, the clerks sell about a billion boxes a year, its not a big deal. Just throw em up on the counter, they ring you up, you pay, you leave. No awkwardness involved... ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 1:35am
Some are not as hXc as you.
I am quite same actually. In fact this thread was started after buying a box of Her Pleasures - Spermacide. |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 1:42am
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 1:54am
Oh yeah, spermicide melts your penis! ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 5:30am
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:54am
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I don't believe there is a hell. ------------- 
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Posted By: Sairen Blitz
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 10:04am
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 12:20pm
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whew... i was worried about what cadet was saying until i realized something... i'm not christian... wow was that a relief... |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 1:18pm
Thank the god that allows masturbation. I was worried no one would pick that up. It had nothing to do with the post, nor did it have anything to do with her telling people about it, seeing as how a span of attention is not needed to imply tell someone of my condom shopping. -------------
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 4:57pm
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Toaster.....LOL!!! Awsome...
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 5:00pm
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/me skips previous 5 pages of this.. Durex ftw. -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 5:39pm
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hey wait.... if christ supposedly died for our sins, why are we worried about not sinning? |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 5:56pm
Yeah, screw that. Honour his sacrifice! Go forth and sin! ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: fishkid_91
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 8:24pm
That is exacaly what i said i dont like lol the bible clearly says in many places that we should NO MATTER WHAT live our lives as much christ like as possible If you want to look at guidelines to heaven you must be baptised, believe and live your life liek christ as well as you can |
Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:00pm
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Let me ask this? What is the justification for turning intercourse into a purely pleasure related act? Tell me here what the contraceptives are blocking? Sperm fertilizing an egg, implanation of zygoat, and the possiblity of producing a child.
So sex is for making children, that is why we have reproductive organs, to reproduce. To repopulate the earth, correct? That is how all of you got here, through reproduction. That is how animkals get here, through reproduction. So to me, taking sex and turning it into a pleasure act is just plain wrong because it undermines the purpose of it. To me it would be like using a toaster to grow daisies in , just doesn't seem logical. Most of you dissagree with me I am sure, and thats fine. I am not bashing your views, if you want to have a discussion don't jump all over me. Be civil about it and I will be happy to converse furthur and understand this issue. As far as masterbation goes. I don't, plain and simple. Never have had a wet dream, and have never attempted to masterbate. As I said, civil discussion. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:08pm
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Fine, so strip your clothes off, torch your house, and go commune with nature as you were meant to, instead of relying on artifical enhancements to what God created. Animals have sex for fun, masturbate and engage in oral sex as well. Why shouldn't we? ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: A-5 08
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:14pm
Now we may act aqs animals huh? Well then what is civilization? Aren't we supposed to be above the level of animals? We are to be superior to them in intelligence? We engage in moral codes and the like. If we were all mean't to live as animals do, then it seems a bit hypocritical of us to be on computers. . . |
Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:23pm
| Wow, way to impose morals on to general society. Individuals as humans should be able to do whatever they please sexually in society. Just as long as it invovles consent. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:42pm
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Awesome. It's a moral issue now. OK, son. Let's dance. FYI, one of my courses this year was in moral philosophy- I know how to debate this properly. You argue that masturbation is 'immoral'. Please present a concrete reason why that is so, and why people should refrain from the particular activity. You also submit that sex outside of reproduction is 'immoral'. Again, present concrete evidence why this is the case. I'll give my opening argument. I submit the simple position that no act ought to be restricted in any way until and unless that act stands to cause undue harm or hardship to another person disproportional to the benefit of the eprson committing the act. If another person is not harmed in the commission of an action, there is no justification for any otuside imposition on that action whatsoever. Simply put, unless something hurts another person, then no one has any authority whatsoever to claim the necessity of not committing that act. Individual liberty guarantees a person's right to act however they wish so long as it does not impact commesurately on the rights of others. Logically, this extends to sex otuside of reproduction- two persons, each independent moral agents may choose to act freely howsoever they wish. so long as both are conseting, there is no moral argument against them engaging in sexual practices of any nature. Let's see what you've got. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:47pm
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i respect your decisions and all, and thats cool....but to say youve never had a wet dream cant be true, even if you dont remember it im sure every guy has one, no matter what their beliefs are, puberty just sorta takes over |
Posted By: Savage93fvss
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 9:53pm
HA you fool, if your going to witness know your stuff before you talk, so shut up. Baptised and saved are two different things, baptisim doesn't take you to heaven, getting saved and beleiving that christ died for your sins is how you get to heaven, you'll go to heaven if you get saved 10minutes before you died. P.S.- I saw my grandma when I was grabbing a box of condoms.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 10:23pm
Exactly. Right on. Too bad logic doesn't work for most people, especially those who are motivated by religious beliefs. The bible says un-wed non-reproductive sex is immoral and the Bible is the word of God and you just have to have faith that that is true. Sadly, faith trumps logic everytime. But yeah, your reasoning is absolutely spot on. That's why I hate it when politicians and lobyists try to legislate "moral issues".... ------------- |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 10:24pm
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If there actually was a God, he'd be the biggest hypocrite of all if we believed the bible, the dude enialated entired cities and eventually the world. As I recall thats goes against one of the commandments, so seens how the bible says God is without sin. I'm seeing a contradiction there... And 2, if there is a hell, damn I'm pwnt... ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 10:28pm
Quoted for posterity. |
Posted By: fishkid_91
Date Posted: 23 May 2006 at 11:45pm
What are you asked when you become baptised??? hmmm Do you believe that christ died for your sins and the bible states that beliving and being baptised are ways to get into heaven and you must also try to live your life as christ like as possible so dont come in here calling me a fool and then try and continue a debate on a chrstian topic. The bible also states we should treat eachother with respect. |