Snakezorz!!!!
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Topic: Snakezorz!!!!
Posted By: XenoSabre
Subject: Snakezorz!!!!
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:04am
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My Evening
4:43 PM : Xeno's sister takes weiner dog out to walk. 4:43 PM : Xeno's sister returns crying about a "big black snake (racist... ha, beat you to it!)" in the yard. 4:44 PM : Xeno and Dad respond to the call, assess the situation ("damn, thats a big black snake in our yard."), and prepare an offensive strike. 4:46 PM : Dad forgoes the gun, and arms himeself with a broom and a long mechanical arm/grabbing tool, device, thingy. Xeno readies the digital camera to document this momentus occasion. 4:47 PM : Xeno and Dad mobilize. 4:47 PM : Dad converges on the target. 4:48 PM : Xeno realizes camera batteries are dead. 4:48 PM : Xeno conducts an extensive search for two AA batteries to bring his awesome armament to life. House lies in ruin. 4:51 PM : Xeno steals batteries from sister's Gameboy. 4:52 PM : Xeno returns to find Dad poking snake with stick. 4:53 PM : Snake grows annoyed with Dad's attack and lauches a counter strike. 4:53 PM : Dad escapes certain death by tripping over bench. 4:54 PM : Snake makes a run for it. Xeno and Dad pursue. 4:55 PM : Snake arrives at west corner of house but is cut off by Xeno and Dad. Snake turns around. 4:56 PM : Snake crawls under car and into engine compartment. Mom freaks out (OMG! Snake in the car!). Xeno and Dad reassess the situation. 5:01 PM : Dad builds up the nerve to pop the hood. Snake is nowhere to be seen. Xeno starts engine. Still no snake. Xeno revs engine. Nothing happens. 5:04 PM : Dad shuts hood and goes for a short drive. Xeno fixes camera. 5:05 PM : Dad returns. 5:06 PM : Dad stands in a chair so he can see down into the engine compartment whilst Xeno pops the hood. Dad bends over to release lock on hood. Snake is laying on top of battery. Dad craps pants and falls off chair. Xeno yells at snake. Snake runs again. 5:07 PM : dad recovers and grabs snakes tail. Snake tries to pull away. Xeno grabs snake also. Snake turns around. Xeno realizes that holding onto a pissed off snake might be a bad idea. Xeno releases the snake. 5:08 PM : Dad had the same thought as Xeno and he also realeases the snake. Snake makes a break for it. This time Xeno is ready. 5:09 PM : Xeno snaps this lame picture as snake runs for cover... 
followed by this even lamer shot. 
5:10 PM : Snake escapes captivity. Dad cleans out pants. Xeno eats a cookie. 5:12 PM : Weiner Dog pees on Xeno's bed. 
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Posted By: rossy11223
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:07am
| Good story. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:07am
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My weiner dog eats snakes. As long as it wasnt poisonus, you should have let the dog go for it. ------------- 
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:07am
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Jesus god that is a huge snake. I have a really big fear of snakes, so that would freak me the hell out. What kind of snake was it? ------------- 
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Posted By: rossy11223
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:08am
| I wish I had a snake eating weiner dog.... |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:08am
Samuel's had enough of these motherhumpin' snakes on this motherhumpin' forum. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:09am
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That is a big snake.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:10am
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Dude, watching them kill one is awesome. My weiner dog, to start with, snaps at it's head and bites it enough to pin the neck/head to the ground. Then he slings the thing around untill the spine snaps [usually slinging blood everywhere, leaving nice stripes on walls/windows]. Then it starts stripping meat off and eating it. -------------
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rossy11223 wrote:Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:11am
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A simple black rat snake...completely harmless unless you're a wuss
Fixed - Can you sleep at night now? ------------- 
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:12am
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you're ------------- 
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Posted By: DracoPlasm
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:13am
Wonder whats gonna happen when he plays with a rattle snake or cotton mouth or something of the kind Bye bye doggy -------------
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Posted By: XenoSabre
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:15am
At first we thought it was just a water snake... thats why we were messing with it. After it had struck at us a couple times we noticed its mouth was all white inside so it could have been a cotton mouth, which is poisonous. We still aren't sure, it wasn't as aggressive as the average cotton mouth so who knows... My dad is convinced that if thats what it was then it would've bit him when he was standing in the chair opening the hood... he was pretty darn close to it. Its a mystery snake. ------------- [IMG]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f76/Xeno-Sabre/kutaragi.png"> http://xeno-sabre.deviantart.com/ - http://xeno-sabre.deviantart.com/ |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 12:17am
Dont see a whole lot of them in my part of the state. -------------
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Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 1:23am
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1. Loved the way you told the story
2. HOLY FISHPASTE that was a decent size snake 3. Why didn't you kill it? ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 1:28am
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 2:01am
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i lol'd... it looks like a small black snake... ------------- X |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 2:08am
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 9:00am
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Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 9:42am
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dude weiner dogs were bred to get snakes. our dog kinda looks like yours. her name is bunker ( i came up with it.. yes a very interesting name) but yeah as long as it wasnt poisonious you should have let your dog sick it. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 11:44am
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shouldve kept it ------------- 
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 1:24pm
My snake killer of choice. ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 2:19pm
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That was a GREAT story. I love screwing around with harmless snakes just to piss them off. ------------- 
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Posted By: Sairen Blitz
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 2:24pm
| that is an awsome story, shame no blood was spilled, any other misadventures to share? |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 2:51pm
| Wtf? I told Jimmy not to leave my pants. Please, if you catch him, send him back. I kinda need him. |
Posted By: dark assassin
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 2:54pm
the bad part is.....this isnt your thread ------------- It's like a new pair o underwear, at first it's constrictive, but then it becomes a part of you." -Garth |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 3:01pm
So now only those that start the thread can post their stories in it? Go die in a fire. |
Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 3:06pm
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 3:14pm
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my dad is a carpenter, he demolishens(sp??) houses somtimes to build them back up, and he sees them all the time. he prefers the shovel
or the hammer claw
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 5:48pm
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Rat Snake. They'll grow to like 6 or 7 feet long if the conditions are right. I've seen garter snakes 3 feet long as a result of ample feeding grounds. As long as it isn't threatening you, leafe it alone. Snakes aren't out to hurt anyone unless they're threatened. That being said, I hate being surprised by them. Thats the worst. If you KNOW they're there, theres no problem.....but lifting a branch or a tire or something and having one surprise the hell out of you.....not cool. And, you get about 76 bonus points for the way you related that tale. ------------- ? |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 5:52pm
| i still woulda skipped the broom and gone for the shotgun, having not known at first what kind of snake it was, other than that yea i agree with you reb |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 5:59pm
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Badgers, not snakes. -------------
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 8:03pm
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Using a shotgun to kill a snake? -------------
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Posted By: ANARCHY_SCOUT
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 8:13pm
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 30 May 2006 at 8:46pm
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I want to take your dog home with me.
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