Porno channels are invading my tv
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Topic: Porno channels are invading my tv
Posted By: Monk
Subject: Porno channels are invading my tv
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:11am
So my satilite glitched, and now there is Boobin 'n' Screwin 3 on VH1.
EDIT: Just found Chicas de Internet on the Disney channel. BAHAHAHA
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Posted By: rossy11223
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:22am
Posted By: cdacda13
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:26am
Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:02am
cdacda13 wrote:
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Posted By: NJnets5
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:03am
Posted By: Rico's Revenge
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:05am
Don't ever turn your TV off...
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:32am
You should tivo it.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:34am
ROFL, that's awesome. Porn on the Disney channel. :D
You could successfully sue for emotional distress, I bet.
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Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:34am
Rico's Revenge wrote:
Don't ever turn your TV off... |
QFT
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:58am
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 12:13pm
youm0nt wrote:
pics or shens |
http://img108.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10206886px.jpg"> Sexetera was on earlier.
http://img315.imageshack.us/my.php?image=10206896nq.jpg">
VH1 hehehehe.
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Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 12:15pm
brihard wrote:
You could successfully sue for emotional distress, I bet.
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 12:15pm
I am actualy slightly frightened by the second picture, I have no idea wth is going on... But, It looks painful.
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 12:38pm
brihard wrote:
ROFL, that's awesome. Porn on the Disney channel. :D
You could successfully sue for emotional distress, I bet.
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 1:13pm
pimptastik wrote:
Rico's Revenge wrote:
Don't ever turn your TV off... |
QFT
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If you turn it off, the box will probably reset or something and no free porno for you!
Just leave teh tv on 24/7. Your power bill will be nothing compared to your water bill.
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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 1:22pm
Boss_DJ wrote:
brihard wrote:
You could successfully sue for emotional distress, I bet.
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It's worth a try.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 1:33pm
Hitman wrote:
Boss_DJ wrote:
brihard wrote:
You could successfully sue for emotional distress, I bet.
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| It's worth a try. |
People have sued for far less
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Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 2:20pm
*Stealth* wrote:
I am actualy slightly frightened by the second picture, I have no idea wth is going on... But, It looks painful.
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the poor young lady is obviously being railed quite violently.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 2:44pm
is it actually porn or are the titles just porn
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 2:46pm
Squishey wrote:
the poor young lady is obviously being railed quite violently.
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LOL.
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 4:39pm
choopie911 wrote:
Hitman wrote:
Boss_DJ wrote:
brihard wrote:
You could successfully sue for emotional distress, I bet.
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| It's worth a try. |
People have sued for far less |
But then he'd be the guy that sued because he got free porn.
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Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 4:42pm
Yea lol would be so funny : Disney suded for showing prono lollllll thatlb the day.... cant belive this isnt locked yet .....
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 4:44pm
There havent been mods on in ahwile, not sure if its lock-worthy anyway.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 4:50pm
Hahahaha.
I so didn't buy this untill I saw the pics.
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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 5:07pm
I am SO switching from cable to satellite now.
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Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 5:09pm
You Wont See Me wrote:
There havent been mods on in ahwile, not sure if its lock-worthy anyway.
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It is because Ruska isn't on. He locks everything.
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Posted By: pbdude985
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 5:10pm
Rico's Revenge wrote:
Don't ever turn your TV off... |
exactly
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 5:11pm
That's Dish Network right?
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 6:30pm
travis75 wrote:
You Wont See Me wrote:
There havent been mods on in ahwile, not sure if its lock-worthy anyway.
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It is because Ruska isn't on. He locks everything.
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It shouldnt be locked. I just showed the title(on the off chance of brief nudity). The pics where taken while watching rocketman. You guys have a very active imagination, and really need to get boned.
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 7:52pm
Monk wrote:
and really need to get boned.
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 8:35pm
Satellite companies are really good at screwing up like that, one time
they gave us a 3 month trial of extra channels, like movie channels/hbo
and stuff, and 3 years later, when we got a new card for the receiver,
they were finally gone, and we did not know why for a long time.
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Posted By: Ruska
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 8:52pm
travis75 wrote:
You Wont See Me wrote:
There havent been mods on in ahwile, not sure if
its lock-worthy anyway.
| It is because Ruska isn't on. He locks everything. |
Go cry to your mom about it. If I lock it, its cause it deserves locking, and I
happen to be the one who is told about it.
This isnt lock worthy, its fine so far.
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:11pm
Mehs wrote:
Satellite companies are really good at screwing up like that, one time they gave us a 3 month trial of extra channels, like movie channels/hbo and stuff, and 3 years later, when we got a new card for the receiver, they were finally gone, and we did not know why for a long time.
| they dont cancell those things unless you do. they rely on the fact that most people wont bother to cancell them
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:33pm
carl_the_sniper wrote:
Mehs wrote:
Satellite companies are really good at screwing up like that, one time they gave us a 3 month trial of extra channels, like movie channels/hbo and stuff, and 3 years later, when we got a new card for the receiver, they were finally gone, and we did not know why for a long time.
| they dont cancell those things unless you do. they rely on the fact that most people wont bother to cancell them |
Why would they not cancel free trial programming that everyone else pays money for?
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:38pm
I think he means they give it to you 3 months free and after that they start charging unless you cancel.
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:54pm
LOL!! Classic.....
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 10:56pm
You Wont See Me wrote:
I think he means they give it to you 3 months free and after that they start charging unless you cancel. | yeah you wont see me's got it
sorry if that didnt make sense
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 10 July 2006 at 11:00pm
Crap, I'm understanding what carls saying, its like im in his head.
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Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 12:03am
O wow, now i have to go kick the <poopy> out of my sattelite so it starts "glitching"
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Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 12:13am
carl_the_sniper wrote:
You Wont See Me wrote:
I think he means they give it to you 3 months free and after that they start charging unless you cancel. | yeah you wont see me's got it
sorry if that didnt make sense
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Gotcha.
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 12:47am
God Of War wrote:
O wow, now i have to go kick the <please don't quote this...> out of my sattelite so it starts "glitching" |
Come to think of it... My mom dumped water on it yesturday..... Mom + Water + Satilite = Porno
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Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 12:58am
Monk wrote:
God Of War wrote:
O wow, now i have to go kick the <please don't quote this...> out of my sattelite so it starts "glitching" |
Mom + Water = Porno
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Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 10:36am
lol i think you left out the sattelite part Styro.
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Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 4:16pm
lol, amusing....
sadly i dont even have cable or satelite
i have normal crappy tv
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Posted By: CerebrlAssassin
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 4:26pm
I recalll, many years ago, sitting up late-night watching one of the local
television station was running their Friday night "Chiller Theater",
featuring a station ad executive who wore white face and called himself
"Fat Dracula".
In the middle of a very forgettable anti-chiller film appeared what I at first
thought was a half asleep trick of the eyes.
One woman, two men, the men at opposing sides (Forgive me for not
going into graphic detail), but suffice it to say she was in a perfect
situation to start crawling, had she not been entertaining company.
This ran for about a minute, then snapped back into the bad horror flick.
A commercial break started shortly after, and for some odd reason. "Fat
Dracula" was sweating even more copius amounts of perspiration than
usual, muttering something about the movie being "more action-packed"
than originally thought.
I would love to have been a fly on the wall when the station manager
began cracking heads ...
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