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Topic: Gah. Someone kick me in the head.
Posted By: brihard
Subject: Gah. Someone kick me in the head.
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:48pm
I'm having serious 'carpe diem' issues with a girl I know lately. I don't particularly care to elaborate, but I'd appreciate a kick the the head if anyone would care to indulge me. Telling me to shut up and grow a pair would work too. Stupid shy personality... *grumble*

Thanks.


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.



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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:49pm
Give me your address and ill be right over to kick you in your head

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:50pm
Come to Carleton University, then ask around. Look for a lot of uniformed guys marching and I'm likely in there somewhere. Cheers.

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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: glazener24
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:50pm

/me kicks brihard in head.

SHUT UP AND GROW A COUPLE!!1!!!one!!



Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:52pm
I'll kick your face in.

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:54pm
Carpe Diem. A nice thought, hard to apply.
Set some eventd in motion that you won't be able to stop.


Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:55pm
'carpe diem' ...what do that mean

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:55pm
God of War- Latin. 'Seize the day'. Basically, act on a potentially good situation despite risk.

Barrel Break - Ironically I read your post; then I read your sig. Both make a lot of sense.

Argh. Women.


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:56pm
Brihard, as much as I'd like to kick you in the face (and believe me, I would), just give me a few minutes with this girl of yours and I'll straighten her out.

Remember, I'm in Toronto.



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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:57pm
That sounds ominous, Funky.

Glad you and Cedric got my back though.


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 11 July 2006 at 11:57pm
Have yourself some liquid charisma and do it.


Posted By: KoolKidsKlan
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:01am
You can tell meeeeee.

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:03am
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Barrel Break - Ironically I read your post; then I read your sig. Both make a lot of sense.Argh. Women.
Yeah, I am, shall we say, a Pessimist.


Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:04am
wait, im kinda slow. You coulda done it, but you messed it up. Or am i on the right track at least

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:08am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

wait, im kinda slow. You coulda done it, but you messed it up. Or am i on the right track at least


Negative. One of those issues where I'm developing strong feelings for a friend, and debating whether I should act on it- tonight I definitely felt I should have, but passed on tons of opportunities. If I've read her right I do certainly stand a chance, but I'm worried about running into the old "I don't want to mess up our friendship" line. Ironically, even asking in the first place would make that more awkward- But I won't feel at ease until I give it a shot. Damned if I do, damned if I don't. Go figure.

Women...


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:10am
stop being a wuss...make a move

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Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:10am
eh who cares about friendship.  lol just out of the blue be like "you wanna make out" and then one thing leads to another, and another, and another.  And then if you tap that next time you see her.  Mission Accomplished

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Semper Fi

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14" Proggressive barrel
20 oz C02 tank
R/T kit
EmpireII auto hopper


Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:21am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

eh who cares about friendship.  lol just out of the blue be like "you wanna make out" and then one thing leads to another, and another, and another.  And then if you tap that next time you see her.  Mission Accomplished


OK mr 1.5 GPA


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:23am
hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today.  i was just tryin to get you "some"

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Semper Fi

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14" Proggressive barrel
20 oz C02 tank
R/T kit
EmpireII auto hopper


Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:35am
Originally posted by God Of War be like you wanna make out [/QUOTE God Of War be like you wanna make out [/QUOTE wrote:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Wow...player play
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Wow...player player....You have game...

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Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:54am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

lol just out of the blue be like "you wanna make out" and then one thing leads to another, and another, and another. 


Movie lines really don't work to well, but you can keep trying them.


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 1:10am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today. i was just tryin to get you "some"



HAHAHAHA, right buddy.... what are you, 12? Dont try to impress the internet with fake, and lame stories.


Posted By: glazener24
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 1:20am

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today.  i was just tryin to get you "some"

So, when does your jr. highschool start up after summer?



Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 1:50am
"Carpe Dame." Sieze the dame. rawk on.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 2:10am
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

"Carpe Dame." Sieze the dame. rawk on.


check my title :P


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 9:38am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today.  i was just tryin to get you "some"



So do you wrap all that sexieness up in a douche?


Because that's all I am getting from you...


... A big douche wad.


Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 10:24am
Definitely carpe diem - or, as restated by Mr. Schwarzenegger on multiple occasion:  "Dooo it!"

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:01am
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Definitely carpe diem - or, as restated by Mr. Schwarzenegger on multiple occasion:  "Dooo it!"


Think that if I bust out "TAKE MY HAAAAND!" she'll swoon?


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:11am
What woman can possibly resist a fake Austrian accent?

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Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:18am

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today. i was just tryin to get you "some"



HAHAHAHA, right buddy.... what are you, 12? Dont try to impress the internet with fake, and lame stories.

 

first off, dont call me buddy....second off its not a lie and if u want me to give u their numbers i will...thirdly im not 12 im 15



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R/T kit
EmpireII auto hopper


Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:42am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today. i was just tryin to get you "some"



HAHAHAHA, right buddy.... what are you, 12? Dont try to impress the internet with fake, and lame stories.

 

first off, dont call me buddy....second off its not a lie and if u want me to give u their numbers i will...thirdly im not 12 im 15



ROFL, this kid's gold.

Rambino, can we keep him?


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:45am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today. i was just tryin to get you "some"



HAHAHAHA, right buddy.... what are you, 12? Dont try to impress the internet with fake, and lame stories.

first off, dont call me buddy....second off its not a lie and if u want me to give u their numbers i will...thirdly im not 12 im 15


I'll take them. Dead serious too. I'll need your name as well.

And 15 is much to early to be confident about seccuring your future in basketball or football, and trust me, colleges do look at grades.

Seriously, give me or chewp the numbers. I know neither of us will fail to call your "girl" friends.


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:05pm
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Seriously, give me or chewp the numbers. I know neither of us will fail to call your "girl" friends.


Heh. Don't you love skypeOut?


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:17pm
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today. i was just tryin to get you "some"



HAHAHAHA, right buddy.... what are you, 12? Dont try to impress the internet with fake, and lame stories.

 


first off, dont call me buddy....second off its not a lie and if u want me to give u their numbers i will...thirdly im not 12 im 15




....


We should study this creature...


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:22pm
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today. i was just tryin to get you "some"
HAHAHAHA, right buddy.... what are you, 12? Dont try to impress the internet with fake, and lame stories.



first off, dont call me buddy....second off its not a lie and if u want me to give u their numbers i will...thirdly im not 12 im 15



Allright buddy, hook us up. Big pimpmaster at 15, put your money where your mouth is.


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:26pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

hey, that was in grade school. Its not like colleges actually look at that..besides, i just broke up with 5 of my girlfriends today. i was just tryin to get you "some"
HAHAHAHA, right buddy.... what are you, 12? Dont try to impress the internet with fake, and lame stories.



first off, dont call me buddy....second off its not a lie and if u want me to give u their numbers i will...thirdly im not 12 im 15



Allright buddy, hook us up. Big pimpmaster at 15, put your money where your mouth is.



I third the notion.


Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 12:50pm
Time to man up, bud- cards are on the table. Let's see if big man's bluffing.

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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 1:01pm

shens..........

 

And btw, Whats Carpe Carme mean?



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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 1:17pm
/kick


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 1:29pm
Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

shens..........



And btw, Whats Carpe Carme mean?



Carpe Carne: Sieze the Meat!


Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 2:21pm
Carpe Carpem - seize the carp.

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Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 2:25pm
Regret hurts more than rejection.


Posted By: cus98tom
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 3:07pm
Just "Carpe Hooters" and be done with it


Posted By: daniero
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 3:35pm
Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Regret hurts more than rejection.


Yeah that's for sure... I remember in my high school days, I was really touched by a girl. I never asked her out or anything. It's like everyone knew we should be together, but I never made the move. We finished high school and I lost contact with her.

9 years later and now she's about to get married. Those 'what if's are always there. I regret never saying anything. I recently saw her unexpectedly, but we didn't have a chance to talk or anything. She looks great and happy, and I have my own life now so no problems at all. But still, those 'what if' are there.




Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 5:08pm

You're going to have to kick yourself in the head since I'm not going to come up there to do it.

Sack up and arrange a casual date, unless she's blatantly trying to push you away, make a move.

I'll have to second the liquid charisma thing, that way if you do get shot down you have an excuse for your behavior. It removes a lot of akwarness from the situation afterwords.

Keep your head out of the game, no retarded confessions of feelings, start with physical closeness, some touching. If you get a green light, up the ante and proceede to heavy petting, digital manipulation or insertion.

Or slip her a roofy then slip her something else.



Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 5:29pm
Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

You're going to have to kick yourself in the head since I'm not going to come up there to do it.

Sack up and arrange a casual date, unless she's blatantly trying to push you away, make a move.

I'll have to second the liquid charisma thing, that way if you do get shot down you have an excuse for your behavior. It removes a lot of akwarness from the situation afterwords.

Keep your head out of the game, no retarded confessions of feelings, start with physical closeness, some touching. If you get a green light, up the ante and proceede to heavy petting, digital manipulation or insertion.

Or slip her a roofy then slip her something else.



Collectively the best romance advice in history. You're my hero.


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 5:40pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

shens..........



And btw, Whats Carpe Carme mean?



Carpe Carne: Sieze the Meat!

 

Thanks Chewp



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Posted By: dmp4892.
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 6:03pm
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Definitely carpe diem - or, as restated by Mr. Schwarzenegger on multiple occasion:  "Dooo it!"


Think that if I bust out "TAKE MY HAAAAND!" she'll swoon?

No dude, use "GET TO DA CHOPPA NOW!"


Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 6:14pm
Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:


Or slip her a roofy then slip her something else.



bahahahah


Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 6:27pm
Originally posted by daniero daniero wrote:

Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Regret hurts more than rejection.


Yeah that's for sure... I remember in my high school days, I was really touched by a girl. I never asked her out or anything. It's like everyone knew we should be together, but I never made the move. We finished high school and I lost contact with her.

9 years later and now she's about to get married. Those 'what if's are always there. I regret never saying anything. I recently saw her unexpectedly, but we didn't have a chance to talk or anything. She looks great and happy, and I have my own life now so no problems at all. But still, those 'what if' are there.




Gah! This is terrible. I just did something similar 2 months ago and I have serious regrets. So doesn't get much better over time?


Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 7:52pm
I'm here to simply confirm all of the above.  Regret sucks alot worse and liquid courage works wonders.  I too was once a prisoner of my shyness, but one night when I was 1000 miles away and quite tipsy my lady intrest and I hooked up and have been together for almost 7 months.  The sadly ironic thing is she hates the stuff, but whatever works. :)


Posted By: daniero
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 8:09pm
Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Gah! This is terrible. I just did something similar 2 months ago and I have serious regrets. So doesn't get much better over time?


Nah, it just depends on you, on how much you look in the past. I do look back a lot. May be a bad habit.


Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 8:34pm
Originally posted by dmp4892. dmp4892. wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Definitely carpe diem - or, as restated by Mr. Schwarzenegger on multiple occasion:  "Dooo it!"


Think that if I bust out "TAKE MY HAAAAND!" she'll swoon?

No dude, use "GET TO DA CHOPPA NOW!"

"ITS NOT A TOO-MAH"


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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 8:49pm

Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

"ITS NOT A TOO-MAH"

Not entirely sure that is a good pickup line...



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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 9:10pm

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

What woman can possibly resist a fake Austrian accent?

the question should be, what woman can resist a man in uniform?

(provided its not a kilt, no offense, but im pretty sure that doesnt turn on the ladies, from what im told fatigues work wuite nicely)

give that a shot, im told it works and i cant wait to find out in a few years



Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 9:15pm
Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

What woman can possibly resist a fake Austrian accent?


the question should be, what woman can resist a man in uniform?


(provided its not a kilt, no offense, but im pretty sure that doesnt turn on the ladies, from what im told fatigues work wuite nicely)


give that a shot, im told it works and i cant wait to find out in a few years



What if its a KFC uniform? Or mall security?


Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 9:37pm
Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

What woman can possibly resist a fake Austrian accent?

the question should be, what woman can resist a man in uniform?

(provided its not a kilt, no offense, but im pretty sure that doesnt turn on the ladies, from what im told fatigues work wuite nicely)

give that a shot, im told it works and i cant wait to find out in a few years



I beg to differ. Ladies LOVE the kilt- and being a member of a highland regiment, I'm privileged enough to wear one.  But yeah, I won't go with the liquid courage. I don't need it, and it sure as hell wouldn't impress her. I'll just man up and go for it next time I talk to her.




"IT'S NOT A TOO-MAH!" ROFL...


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 9:43pm
Originally posted by daniero daniero wrote:

Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Gah! This is terrible. I just did something similar 2 months ago and I have serious regrets. So doesn't get much better over time?


Nah, it just depends on you, on how much you look in the past. I do look back a lot. May be a bad habit.


I'm doomed.


Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 9:44pm
Failing intoxication, asking her out while in uniform is a good idea. Unless it's a retarded looking one(thank god you're not wearing ACU's)when you know you look good you feel more confident. you don't need to second guess your choice of clothing or how you're wearing it, since this is already established.


Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 10:23pm
Skip asking her out in a uniform, ask her out in a full ghillie.


Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 10:38pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Skip asking her out in a uniform, ask her out in a full ghillie.
And face paint.



Just ask her on a date... if it happens it happens.

I guess it's kinda beneficial for me to have moved... I can totally reinvent myself and no longer be the shy kid.



Veni, vidi, vici.

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Posted By: TheSpookyKids87
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 10:39pm
Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:





Veni, vidi, vici.


I used to know what that ment. Anybody?


Posted By: southernboy51
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 10:41pm
I came, I saw, I conquered


Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:40pm

Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Failing intoxication, asking her out while in uniform is a good idea. Unless it's a retarded looking one(thank god you're not wearing ACU's)when you know you look good you feel more confident. you don't need to second guess your choice of clothing or how you're wearing it, since this is already established.

yea, i hate the way they look, i like the old fatigues better, unfortunately by the time i get to the army ill be wearing ACU's.

although you cant complain about enhanced camo, and if it really does make your figure break up more, ill wear it.



Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:45pm
Strangely enough, Linus has said one of the smarter things here... Weird.

But yeah. Ghillie suit would rock. :D Pop out of the bushes when she's walking to the bus stop.

"SUUUURPRIIISE I L000VES J00!!!"


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Ghost-Rider
Date Posted: 12 July 2006 at 11:45pm
Just....DOOOO IT

so whered that 12 year old go with them numbers?



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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 12:09am
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Strangely enough, Linus has said one of the smarter things here... Weird.But yeah. Ghillie suit would rock. :D Pop out of the bushes when she's walking to the bus stop."SUUUURPRIIISE I L000VES J00!!!"


Better with one small change.

Nakeds.


Posted By: tippya5extreme
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 12:28am

Originally posted by <BR><BR>so whered that 12 year old go with them numbers?<BR><BR>[/QUOTE

so whered that 12 year old go with them numbers?

[/QUOTE wrote:


yeah. i think i ran off trying to get numbers from his mom

yeah. i think i ran off trying to get numbers from his mom



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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 12:36am
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Strangely enough, Linus has said one of the smarter things here... Weird.


Not weird... law of averages*. I was bound to be right sooner or later.   

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Posted By: Funky
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 12:45am
Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Strangely enough, Linus has said one of the smarter things here... Weird.


Not weird... statistics. I was bound to be right sooner or later.   


Not statistics. When you're wrong 100% of the time, that means you have a 0% chance of getting something right.

If you ever succeed, it's more due to the the law of averages.

On to the advice-->

Not exactly, because the problem lies in brihard expressing how he feels about said girl. Asking her on a date can be considered a friendly event and therefore does not accomplish what brihard sets out to do.

He must directly state how he feels and what he wants to do inorder to fully get the weight off his back.

Anything less will continue to force various boots to strike his face.

Essentially all or nothing, because otherwise, there will always be the 'what if...' which is never good.

Or you could just find someone other broad, but that's easier said than done.

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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 1:09am
I have an idea.

Give us her phone number. We'll tell her for you.


Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 6:31am
Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

I have an idea.

Give us her phone number. We'll tell her for you.


*shudder*


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 11:15am
You know she would do anything at the sound of my voice, so out with the number. 

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 11:19am
Screw that. The 12 year old's the one coughing up numbers here, not me.

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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 12:05pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Skip asking her out in a uniform, ask her out in full monty.


Fixed.


Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 3:34pm
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

You know she would do anything at the sound of my voice, so out with the number. 


I think you mean anything to quit hearing it.

But hey, it's still anything, right?   

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Posted By: God Of War
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 11:23pm

iight i see that yall havnt dropped the subject about me givin you all the numbers...damn thats pathetic...ill give you three of them in like two days because for the last two days i got kicked out of my house and i came back and my dad said i could grab some stuff before i got to go again....so yeah ill sneak in when they at work in a few days and post those for you whoever really wants to call them that bad...i can only give you three because ones in texas and ones in myrtal beach or w/e its called

 

ps im not 12 for all you *****...im 15



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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 11:24pm
15 and kicked out of the house. Nice family...

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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 11:28pm
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

because ones in texas


Where in Texas?

I'm sure either me or Gatyr are within an hour of her.. both of us wouldnt mind confirming your story.   

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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 11:30pm
Where'd you say you lived, Linus?

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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 13 July 2006 at 11:39pm
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

Where'd you say you lived, Linus?


Just moved to Ft Worth...

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 6:12am
Originally posted by God Of War God Of War wrote:

iight i see that yall havnt dropped the subject about me givin you all the numbers...damn thats pathetic...ill give you three of them in like two days because for the last two days i got kicked out of my house and i came back and my dad said i could grab some stuff before i got to go again....so yeah ill sneak in when they at work in a few days and post those for you whoever really wants to call them that bad...i can only give you three because ones in texas and ones in myrtal beach or w/e its called

 

ps im not 12 for all you *****...im 15



There's a lesson in this.

Don't say something unless you're willing to step up and back it up.


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 10:24am
Texas is a big ol state, Linus. It would be quicker for me to Drive to florida than it would for me to drive to the other side of Texas/El Paso.

But if she were within an Hour of me, I might consider driving to her.


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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 10:57am
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Texas is a big ol state, Linus. It would be quicker for me to Drive to
florida than it would for me to drive to the other side of Texas/El
Paso.

But if she were within an Hour of me, I might consider driving to her.



Youre in Houston right? 4 hours from DFW. Chances are, the girls in one of the 4 big cities... DFW, San An, or Houston.

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 12:33pm
Or autstin, in which caseYou should go, since we know how you love to argue politics, and there are plenty of more than willing liberals in Austin.

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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 12:41pm
Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Or autstin, in which caseYou should go, since we know how you love to
argue politics, and there are plenty of more than willing liberals in
Austin.


Point being? This isnt a political thread and I didnt move to Texas to "be around fellow Republicans".

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Posted By: daniero
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 12:48pm
So... when is it going to be Brihard? today? weekend?


Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 12:51pm
Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:

Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

Or autstin, in which caseYou should go, since we know how you love to
argue politics, and there are plenty of more than willing liberals in
Austin.


Point being? This isnt a political thread and I didnt move to Texas to "be around fellow Republicans".
Haha

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 8:48pm
Originally posted by daniero daniero wrote:

So... when is it going to be Brihard? today? weekend?


Next time I hang out with her. Unfortunately we both have stupidly busy - and, inevitably, conflicting - schedules.

Hopefully some time in the next week or too. Seriously our schedules are that screwed up. I will, of course, keep you apprised of developments. I've figured out my approach, and involves neither liquor, nor nudity, nor any illicit substances- merely the assumption that I'm not completely retarded with regards to reading how she acts around me.

We'll see. Wish me luck.


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: daniero
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 9:11pm
Cool

I know the feeling when it comes to busy schedules.

There's a girl that didn't want to get close to a friend of hers because she didn't want to lose her friendship with that guy. Guess what? they are together now.

I think it's just a matter of letting her know how you feel and if she doesn't feel fine about it at first, may be she just need to think about it.

In the end a relationship is like having the best friendship ever .

100th post woo hoo!


Posted By: Thatoneguy123
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 9:19pm
I hate when girls say "I like you to much as just a friend" 


Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 9:40pm
Originally posted by Thatoneguy123 Thatoneguy123 wrote:

I hate when girls say "I like you to much as just a friend" 


Dude... Is that an animated Manatee avatar!? X4 cool for you.





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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 9:43pm
that negates your x2 cool for the DP avatar.

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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 10:39pm
Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Failing intoxication, asking her out while in uniform is a good idea. Unless it's a retarded looking one(thank god you're not wearing ACU's)when you know you look good you feel more confident. you don't need to second guess your choice of clothing or how you're wearing it, since this is already established.

yea, i hate the way they look, i like the old fatigues better, unfortunately by the time i get to the army ill be wearing ACU's.

although you cant complain about enhanced camo, and if it really does make your figure break up more, ill wear it.

 

I think ACU's are garbage. I think they're wayyyy too light colored. What about you?



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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 10:44pm
Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by GI JOES SON GI JOES SON wrote:

Originally posted by rednekk98 rednekk98 wrote:

Failing intoxication, asking her out while in uniform is a good idea. Unless it's a retarded looking one(thank god you're not wearing ACU's)when you know you look good you feel more confident. you don't need to second guess your choice of clothing or how you're wearing it, since this is already established.

yea, i hate the way they look, i like the old fatigues better, unfortunately by the time i get to the army ill be wearing ACU's.

although you cant complain about enhanced camo, and if it really does make your figure break up more, ill wear it.

 

I think ACU's are garbage. I think they're wayyyy too light colored. What about you?

yea, but unfortunately they do help break up the body, not100% sure but i think theyre good in any terrain....if you think the army and marines acu's suck, imagine the navy, they have those god awful blue ones

i personally like the older ones, they make you look more bad---. IMO, seems like you could pick up more girls in a bar with the older ones.



Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 10:48pm
ACUs ARE garbage.

You can't have one pttern that works everywhere. That's just the army trying to be cheap.

Get two or three distinct patterns for different terrains. Suck it up and eat the cost; it's not unreasonable compared to a lot of other major procurements.

I fail to see why the navy needs blue camo. They're on a frickin' SHIP.


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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 10:51pm
my favorite is now the army is supposedly discontinuing the green dress uniforms and adopting the lesser used blue ones. now THATS a load of crap. i love those army greens. every time i look at my dads old dress uniform i think of how bad--- im gonna look in them, and now im gonna look like a freakin zoomie instead


Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 14 July 2006 at 10:57pm

I really hope the Army realizes their mistake with the ACU's. The older woodland is muuuuch better.



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Posted By: pooperscooper
Date Posted: 15 July 2006 at 1:21am
I wonder if that 12 year old is coming back

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 15 July 2006 at 1:58am
Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:

I guess it's kinda beneficial for me to have moved... I can totally reinvent myself and no longer be the shy kid.

Veni, vidi, vici.
Oh man, I have a friend who exemplifies this to an extreme. He used to live in Va. and moved all the way over here in 7th grade. He used to be a nerd, and he made a conscious decision to reinvent himself here. Unfortunately, he chose to reinvent himself as an overconfident prick, but, that has gotten better over the years. A little willpower, and a change of scene can do wonders.

Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:



Originally posted by daniero daniero wrote:

So... when is it going to be Brihard? today? weekend?
Next time I hang out with her. Unfortunately we both have stupidly busy - and, inevitably, conflicting - schedules.Hopefully some time in the next week or too. Seriously our schedules are that screwed up. I will, of course, keep you apprised of developments. I've figured out my approach, and involves neither liquor, nor nudity, nor any illicit substances- merely the assumption that I'm not completely retarded with regards to reading how she acts around me.We'll see. Wish me luck.
I wish you luck.
Beware though, if your schedules are due to be conflicting for the foreseeable future, it can make a relationship mighty hard.



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