what would you do if you were dying?
Printed From: Tippmann Paintball
Category: News And Views
Forum Name: Thoughts and Opinions
Forum Description: Got something you need to say?
URL: http://www.tippmannsports.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=158047
Printed Date: 06 March 2026 at 9:18am
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.04 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: what would you do if you were dying?
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Subject: what would you do if you were dying?
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:03am
|
yea, i searched it for all you nay sayers. so, if you found out you had a few months to live or something along those lines, what would you do? i dont really know what i would do |
Replies:
Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:08am
| Give everything away, write a will, and then spend my money doing stuff I wouldn't normally do, due to the fact I don't want to spend money on it. Then steal a Z06 and see how fast I could go in it. And also try to break the record for most outstanding speeding ticket. a guy went through Stillwater MN on a crotchrocket at 210 mph and got charged with attempted suicide lol. |
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:13am
|
Sex.
------------- 
|
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:15am
| Your mom |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:15am
|
rapeing spree ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:17am
| Write a song like the one Tim McGraw did. |
Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:42am
|
^^ write a remix to dave ellis song ------------- 
|
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:44am
| I'd remix the remix, and it'd be back to normal! |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:47am
| i dont know why, i just cant stand that song. i just dont think thats how i would react if i were dying, id be more worried about not having my family to deal with my debts and stuff |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 12:57am
|
Blow my own head off before the disease/ailment/whatever takes me.
But before that, I'd do as much damage as i could with low-to-average physical harm to others. Then I would get as zonked as possible. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 1:11am
| 2 chicks at the same time |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 1:22am
Umm... contradictory statement there... If you gave it away, how can it be in the will? INDIAN GIVER!!! ------------- 
|
barn_user wrote:Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 1:23am
|
Say screw it to all the possible fixes If im gunna die, im gunna have fun doing it, then probly end up speeding up the process for doing really dumb stuff ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: blackdog144
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 1:25am
|
ummm probably sleep...
------------- http://imageshack.us">  
|
Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 2:05am
| Probably spend less time on the forum |
Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 2:22am
| I have no idea. But its the best pickup line ever. |
Posted By: Shmithers
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 3:08am
|
You just gave me an idea..... THANKS MAN!!! I love you. ------------- - i pwn n00bs - |
Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 4:57am
|
see how much stuff i could get away with stealing fight the officers that catch me one time have a new gun more stealing follows |
Posted By: Snipa69
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 5:36am
|
Tell everyone how I really felt about them and then hope to god I end up dieing; no medical mistakes or miracles should take place for my own good if I follow through with that plan. After that, I'd drain my bank accounts and buy stupid stuff, or perhaps just steal it. I'd go back and punch that stupid counter help at the 711 who charged me for 'double-cupping' because the machine squirted a slurpee all over the side of my first cup so I used another as a sleeve. and yeah, probably more but I can't think of it at the moment.
------------- http://imageshack.us - [IMG - http://img456.imageshack.us/img456/857/sig9ac6cs1mj.jpg - |
Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 5:37am
|
I'd pay a visit to all of you. Not a friendly one.
------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 6:30am
|
Some days I would breath a sigh of relief. Other days I would spend it out, soaking in more of what's wonderful in my life. ------------- 
|
Posted By: TEHGANGSTER
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 6:48am
|
id probably get baked a couple times, go to some sweet parties, 3 or 4 chicks at the same time, and then steal the viper from the dodge place up the street, and drive that baby off the biggest bridge i could find, while going 230 mph
------------- 
I am a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar. |
Posted By: Hitman
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 8:03am
|
I wouldn't tell anyone.
------------- |
Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 9:19am
fixed ------------- <no ginormous sigs please> |
Posted By: reifidom
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 9:27am
|
We have this road, Metcalf Ave. I hate it. Some of the most awful traffic in the city. I want it to suffer. I would park my car in the middle of it and leave it there. The hell with all those people. I would then carjack other people's cars and leave them in the way, until I had completely stopped traffic on both sides.
Basically I would live http://imdb.com/title/tt0106856/ - Falling Down. I would vent every frustration onto everyone and everything that offends or angers me, and screw being fair or rational about it. -------------
|
Posted By: Trogdor2
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 10:17am
|
Try all the drugs I haven't yet tried and spend the rest of the time totally blown on heroin and probably die of an overdose before my time even comes.
------------- Something unknown is doing we don't know what. That is what our knowledge amounts to. - Sir Arthur Eddington |
Posted By: djrox
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 10:20am
|
I'd probably go smack a buch of hot girls asses. Go deer hunting out of season, steal a Porsche from the dealership. I'd go tell off all the PR's in the city. I'd storm the field during a pro sports games, you know, like go deflect a pass. ------------- campaignforliberty.com - campaignforliberty.com |
Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 2:20pm
|
i would steal stuff, escape the cops, give the stuff back, then steal it again then sell it then use the money on a bunch of pointless stuff like filling my house wiht chia pets.......mmmmmm chia pets |
Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 2:41pm
| So, you do all of that stuff. And then the doctor calls you and tells you he made a mistake, you aren't dying. |
Posted By: djrox
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 2:52pm
I'd sue his ass for a large sum of money. ------------- campaignforliberty.com - campaignforliberty.com |
Posted By: barn_user
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 6:16pm
Vipers don't go 230 mph, but 190 should be close enough. |
Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 7:39pm
|
Eh i guess maturity would show. If i hade only a couple months id probly hop on my Bike and just tour north america for awhiel. Well thats what id want to do. IN all seriousness id probly end up working away as normal trying to get things finacily setup for my family. ------------- AGD 68 Automag Azodin KPII Sheridan PGP2K Tippmann Crossover XVR Tippmann ProCarbine Tippmann SL68-II Tippmann TiPX |
Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 7:41pm
|
It depends... If it was something like cancer that involves lots of "no chance in hell" treatment, I would off myself. Ive seen that "treatment" first hand, no way in hell would I go through with that, and no way would I put my family and friends through that. Besides, if I was ever in a position to kill myself, I would get creative with it. I still like the idea of stringing piano wire around all your joints, anchoring it to something on top of a nice tall building, and jumping. Showering pedestrians and cars at rush hour with body parts would be epic. ------------- 
|
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 7:44pm
|
first part of that- yea, it sucks, i probably would off myself part two- sounds like a movie idea of some kind |
Posted By: Ken Majors
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 7:45pm
|
I would get a second opinion. ------------- RLTW |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 31 July 2006 at 7:58pm
|
Kill somone important, just cuz i could ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Styro Folme
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 5:00am
------------- X |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 5:14am
|
First make a thread about it. then pay a friendly visit to mehs when he pays me an unfriendly visit. Make a will and all that stuff. Finally fly myself to some place deselated in the rockies or some other mountainous area and camp til I die. ------------- 
|
Posted By: WGP guy2
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 6:36am
I'll fly you, provided you're not contagious.  Don't say that you will never fly on a plane if I'm flying it. I'm sure that someday, somebody on this forum will fly on a plane that I am piloting. Anyway, I would go get a JSF or F-22 and buzz the tower at ATL until I ran out of fuel. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 7:34am
|
Bash.org says it best... <evilada>: Best suicide plan ever <mcm310>: what is it? <evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof <evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level <evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched <evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands <evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head <evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows <evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere. <evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: karll
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 12:16pm
|
Like someone else said, get a second opinion. If it is true, I would drain my bank account and go buy a Honda CBR 1000 RR. Hop on I-435, get it going as fast as I can, and plow into the back of a tractor-trailer.
------------- PlentifulBalls "It's cool, I'll be dead before I'm not pretty." Gatyr "Stupid things exist." 
|
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 12:24pm
| I wouldn't tell anyone. I'd let it be a big surprise when they found me. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 12:50pm
|
I'd masturbate. Profusely. ------------- 
|
Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 12:55pm
Gatyraids? |
Posted By: battlefreak
Date Posted: 01 August 2006 at 1:07pm
|
steal a military jet and bomb north korea ------------- 
|