Stupid People
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Topic: Stupid People
Posted By: choopie911
Subject: Stupid People
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 6:07pm
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are funny. I went out to a bar with some friends last night, and this guy who's friends with one of my friends walks by....wearing an eyepatch.
We ask him what happened, and he doesnt really want to explain it...but he gives in, and heres the story. He was at work, when someone casually commented "ah man, can you imagine how much it would suck to have vinegar in the eye?" to which he replies "screw imagining, I make dreams come true" and proceeds to pour some vinegar in his eye. Needless to say, it's an acid, it hurt, alot. According to the security tapes, as soon as it hit his eye, he threw a chair into a wall, and took off running, into another wall.... He went to the hospital, where they called him an idiot, and told him he'd damage something like, 68% of his cornea, and he has to keep it covered for at least 2 days, and hope for the best.... Bright guy. |
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Posted By: Dan db09
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 6:10pm
| Hurts thinking of it... But what a moron. |
Posted By: daniero
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 6:14pm
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"I make dreams come true", duuuuh lol I wonder what else he's done... |
Posted By: whack-a-mole
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 6:16pm
Some people...  ------------- NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil. |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 6:40pm
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Ah, CH3cooH. A weak acid, by all accounts. It only has a Ka value of 1.9 x10-5 Hah. I got a C in Chem 3. -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: TEHGANGSTER
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 6:50pm
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dumbass
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I am a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar. |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 7:00pm
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thats what i was thinking...tell him you imagine what its like eating broken shards of a beer bottle. |
daniero wrote:Posted By: daniero
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 7:01pm
That'd be cruel lol  |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 8:40pm
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Tell him they were some jagged nachos. He only has one eye, he might not even realize it ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 8:45pm
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"I wonder what its like killing yourself to get rid of the burden of us dealing with your sheer stupidity." BANG. ------------- 
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 9:07pm
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haha..."I make dreams come true." funniest thing I've heard all day ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 9:43pm
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Brillient Why didnt he just throw some baking soda in his eye after that? Would hurt a lot but at least your cornea would be intact. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 9:47pm
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He deserves it.
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Posted By: a5Tpp789
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 10:22pm
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almost happened to me when i was younger me and some of my friends put baking soda in film caps and vinegar and one time one went early right before my eye didnt hurt at all because of the reaction with baking soda and vinegar thank god for science -------------  if you put 500 dollars into an A5 it is still an A5
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 10:44pm
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You have to hand it to him though, The man has balls. They may be useless and infertile due to past imagenings, But they are HUGE none the less. |
Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 11:14pm
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Posted By: blackdog144
Date Posted: 11 August 2006 at 11:28pm
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thats funny
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Posted By: phillll227
Date Posted: 12 August 2006 at 12:15am
Haha as the H+ ions react with the cornea, the equilibrium will shift to the right, according to le chatelier's principle. ------------- |