MILFs *updated page 2!*
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Topic: MILFs *updated page 2!*
Posted By: choopie911
Subject: MILFs *updated page 2!*
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 7:36pm
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So, I was meeting this dude from BC I've made friendly with at the bar. I walk in, he's sitting on these stools with a counter in front of them, over the counter is a pool table, then a tv. At the pool table, three chicks are playing pool. I sit down and start chatting for a bit, and every so often they'll say something to us or w/e. After a while, tennis comes on the TV and we decide we're going to go check out this pub down the street thats having a redneck themed night (bobbing for beer, etc) and as we get up and start walking we get "aaawww, you're not leaving are you??" We havent even exchanged names or anything, we've just been sitting there pretty much, playing the uninterested game. So we come back from the other pub and take our seats again, they chat us up every so often. This goes on for the whole night, every time they'd leave to go get someone/ do something, they'd leave a jacket, wallet, drink..anything to try and get us to watch it and stay there. Ben (the dude from BC) and I decided to go on a food run, so we head off, come back after a while and grab a totally different seat in the bar, and sure enough a couple minutes later we see one of the girls (Kat) looking around for us. She finds us and is all happy that we didnt just ditch, and drops the line "hey, do you guys wanna party after this?" So we decide sure, why not, and head up to this dudes house.
This is where we find out they're moms. We're sitting in this guys living room just chillen, joking around and whatnot, and the dude who owns the house (and looks about...21) says something about his two kids. One of his kids is 4 already. Then this other chick says something about her kid, and how he's old enough to stay home alone now, so she doesnt need a baby sitter anymore. Then Kat, who looked the youngest, says that her ex has her kid for now. Ben and I sort of catch eyes like "wow..." The conversation continues, and Ben mentions something about needing a new battery for his car, and the dude who owns the house says he could get him one for free, and starts to talk about all this stuff he's stolen from wal-mart, etc. His TV's, stereo, car stereo, etc...all stolen. Then, he starts talking with Kat about cars they stole when they were dating, and how he's done roughly 50 since they broke up. Also that he's spent 4 years in prison, and the other dude mentions the 2 years that he did. Regardless of all this...crazyness, my friend still knows he's in for sure when we all get up to go our seperate ways and she says "so are you coming to my house??" She was quite enthused that he go to her place...not sure if he did, I'll have to ask him later today. Either way, quite the night, and proof that sometimes not trying works better than trying ever could. That, and people here are crazy. |
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Posted By: TEHGANGSTER
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 7:38pm
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cool, story, you shoulda had an orgy ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 7:41pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 7:47pm
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That doesn't count.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 7:48pm
How does it not count? If she's been legal since I was 10 or 11..... I only know one of their ages for sure, and she was 29 |
Cedric wrote:Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 7:49pm
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Where is Cedric when the milfs are in town?
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 8:09pm
DRAMATIZATION, MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS EVENTS OCCURED!
ARTISTS RENDITION! |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 8:28pm
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Thats a sweet story.
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 8:29pm
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Aaaahahahaha. Choopie that pic is great. |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 8:47pm
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People say my mom is a milf.
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 8:58pm
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Train? I coach 3rd-8th grader basketball teams and there are plenty of milfs. ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 9:03pm
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Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 9:16pm
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pics or shens? ------------- what? |
Posted By: The American
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 9:20pm
hahah, I was waiting for someone to ask, NO! -------------
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 9:22pm
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Actually, how the hell did choop get the pic?
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Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 9:40pm
| If the age is less than 30, it doesn't make it quite as MILFY |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 9:42pm
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so whats 29?
*edit* Just got a phonecall, sounds like I'm heading out again tonight with them. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 10:31pm
| Cedric and I determined that it has nothing to do with if they actually have kids or not, its strictly an age to hotness ratio. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 10:32pm
| And you'd be wrong. It has Mom right in the title. It's a Cougar if its an older attractive woman, its a MILF if she has kids. Cedric and I went over this after he tried to tell me what you two had determined, and he agreed with the cougar and milf thing. |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 10:37pm
ZOMG SHUT UP UR GHEY |
Posted By: pimptastik
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 10:37pm
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...i really gotta go to the chat some times i miss way to much stuff
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 10:41pm
I am going to be out of chat for a long long time. I am pretty sure the ResNet blocks IRC. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 20 August 2006 at 10:50pm
R U Cereal? My rez didnt block anything, it was pwn. Try using different ports, and make friendly with a comp sci major. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 21 August 2006 at 12:15am
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excerpt from chat during my meal break today.. <High_Voltage> Cedric, i saw a fine ass milf earlier. she had her 16 year old son with her just a teaser for the story i'll never get around to telling the rest of. ------------- 
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 21 August 2006 at 1:53am
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 21 August 2006 at 7:08am
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Tonight was sweet too!!!
Well, get the call to come hang out with them again, so I do. Head out to the bar and meet up with them, theres some new dudes there that the Ben dude works with, some of which I've met before, one of which is an extremely drunk native guy. We play some pool and chat it up with the girls again, but its not as exciting, since the thrill of the chase is gone (and Ben found out about even more sketchy crap the girl is into....) Anyways, they end up taking off, three of the dudes are just powering down the drinks at an amazing rate, Ben and I are playing the sober game (I had my car  ) so we're laughing it up with them. We're checking out random chicks at the bar, then I suddenly recognize one. Theres this cute girl standing at the bar, and she's a friend of the family. Two dudes go to the bar, and she actually buys one of them a beer. They come back going on and on about her and how they should try and get her over to our table, so I'm like "yeah, I know her, that's *insert real name here*"
We go back over to the bar, as soon as she sees me she's like "holy crap!" etc. We see each other like...once every 2 years, for 15 minutes at random family functions, and hardly know each others names. Either way, this chick is about as cool as it gets. She's quite hot, but her sense of humour is just like a guys, she's super comfortable with herself, etc. She even whipped out her Nintendo DS Lite at one point and got me to play, so I drew a penis in her pictochat and closed it. Anyways, after the bar we hang out outside for a bit, then head back to our friends hotel room (which we promptly get kicked out of by security) and as we get back to our car, we get a nice flash from her (a thank you for the drinks/ ride, etc) That was sweet, but even sweeter cause this is the hot chick that I see every so often but never get to chat up, and there she was showing me her piercings. Hoorah. Either way, we drive up to her friends place and play SNES for a while, and I finally get to see the victory sequence after beating mario again....it'd been years since I'd seen that, so it made me tres happy. Then we headed home. A succesful weekend I must say. |
Posted By: White o Light
Date Posted: 21 August 2006 at 7:15am
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But no action? hmmmmm
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 21 August 2006 at 11:00am
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Interesting weekend there Chewp. ------------- 
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