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Topic: Need help.
Posted By: __sneaky__
Subject: Need help.
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:36pm
Okay, so I have this essay I'm sposed to write for bible about "Jesus is better than _____." and I have to pick somthing and write an essay about it by tomoro, seens how I'm an athiest (they dont know that) I got nothen. Ideas? *money is already taken*

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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:38pm

A-T-H-E-I-S-T

If you're going to claim it, spell it right.



Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:39pm
Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

A-T-H-E-I-S-T

If you're going to claim it, spell it right.

I can't spell. What can I say

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:44pm
Jesus is better than [Insert teachers name here]

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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:45pm
Hmmmm. Jesus is better than Hitler, because Hitler eats watermelon too fast. Also, jesus can punch kids in the face.

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:45pm
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Jesus is better than [Insert teachers name here]
I lol'd perty hard, ecspecially considering he is a pretty stuck up church of christ pastor.

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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:47pm
Jesus is better than "this assignment...but only by a little"

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:48pm
Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Jesus is better than [Insert teachers name here]
I lol'd perty hard, ecspecially considering he is a pretty stuck up church of christ pastor.



Do it then. If he is a pastor he CAN NOT refute the fact that Jesus is better than him.


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:51pm
I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:52pm
Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:54pm
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.
lol

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:55pm
Ha, you're in Bible class.

Anyway, Jesus is better than Moses BUT not as good as StarCraft, which is awesome.


Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:57pm
Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.
lol


I'm being cerial.


If I knew how you're teacher taught I could make a 4 page paper on that in under a hour.


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Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:00am
Jesus > devil?

Seems like an easy A.


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:11am
Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.
lol


I'm being cerial.


If I knew how you're teacher taught I could make a 4 page paper on that in under a hour.
very boring man, mostly reads straight out of the bible, bald and we like to make fun of him for it. makes christians seem all high and mighty and everyone else is screwed and condemned to hell. typicall church of christ person.

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:20am
Not to be stereotypical or anything....

Anyways, i will think you're cool if you do what stealth does.


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:21am
Jesus is better than Steve Irwin?

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:30am
Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

....

Anyways, i will think you're cool if you do what stealth does.


Do as I do.




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Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:33am
Atheist in a religious school?  That can't be fun.


Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:38am
Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

religious school?  That can't be fun.

fixed.

this reminds me, i am totally blowing off writing a paper that is due in exactly 8 hours.


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 1:01am
Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

religious school?  That can't be fun.

fixed.

this reminds me, i am totally blowing off writing a paper that is due in exactly 8 hours.
lol, its not, ecspecially when ur tho only one in the class that thinks what the teachers are saying is complete bull. Ecspecially when the bible teacher recently found out im an atheist *so far i think he has'nt told anyone else* and almost every lesson we have had so far since then has been about falling away from god, and how we know we can trust the bible. He seems to look at me through the entire thing.

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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 1:27am
Ha, Persecution, they have that down to a science.


Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 1:21pm
I am a Christian and I have to say, a paper where you have to write "Jesus is Better than..." and fill in the blank, thats stupid! Jesus is better than everything and every one, that is a given for any christian. He is the only perfect man to ever live, never having sinned and never born into sin, and he is God.

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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 2:04pm
rofl


ummm... i'd go with Jesus is better than David Blaine. 

although you'd have to word it differently... "Jesus was a better street magician than David Blaine."





Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 2:08pm
Well he sure was not better than a pack of angry Jews....

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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 4:19pm
Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

Atheist in a religious school? That can't be fun.


Half a year in a Catholic school reinforced athiesm in me.


Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 4:31pm
Jesus is better than UH BEER! ?


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 4:57pm

Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

Atheist in a religious school? That can't be fun.


Half a year in a Catholic school reinforced athiesm in me.
7 years of christian schools has killed any spec of my wanting to be a christian.

-and- (oreoman this is for you)

10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus.

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.

9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Beer has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.

3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a Beer.

1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.



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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 5:20pm
Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:

Jesus is better than UH BEER! ?


But that wouldn't be true.

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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur.


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 5:51pm
Originally posted by Destruction Destruction wrote:

Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:

Jesus is better than UH BEER! ?


But that wouldn't be true.
Amen.

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