Need help.
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Topic: Need help.
Posted By: __sneaky__
Subject: Need help.
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:36pm
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Okay, so I have this essay I'm sposed to write for bible about "Jesus is better than _____." and I have to pick somthing and write an essay about it by tomoro, seens how I'm an athiest (they dont know that) I got nothen. Ideas? *money is already taken* ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
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Posted By: Dune
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:38pm
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A-T-H-E-I-S-T If you're going to claim it, spell it right. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:39pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Dune wrote:Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:44pm
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Jesus is better than [Insert teachers name here]
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:45pm
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Hmmmm. Jesus is better than Hitler, because Hitler eats watermelon too fast. Also, jesus can punch kids in the face.
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:45pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:47pm
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Jesus is better than "this assignment...but only by a little" ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:48pm
Do it then. If he is a pastor he CAN NOT refute the fact that Jesus is better than him. ------------- |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:51pm
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I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it. ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:52pm
Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself. Literally, What Would Jesus Teach. ------------- |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:54pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:55pm
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Ha, you're in Bible class.
Anyway, Jesus is better than Moses BUT not as good as StarCraft, which is awesome. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:57pm
I'm being cerial. If I knew how you're teacher taught I could make a 4 page paper on that in under a hour. ------------- |
Posted By: Apotheosis
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:00am
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Jesus > devil? Seems like an easy A. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:11am
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:20am
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Not to be stereotypical or anything.... Anyways, i will think you're cool if you do what stealth does. ------------- 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:21am
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Jesus is better than Steve Irwin?
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:30am
Do as I do.  ------------- |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:33am
| Atheist in a religious school? That can't be fun. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 12:38am
fixed. this reminds me, i am totally blowing off writing a paper that is due in exactly 8 hours. ------------- 
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 1:01am
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 1:27am
| Ha, Persecution, they have that down to a science. |
Posted By: MT. Vigilante
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 1:21pm
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I am a Christian and I have to say, a paper where you have to write "Jesus is Better than..." and fill in the blank, thats stupid! Jesus is better than everything and every one, that is a given for any christian. He is the only perfect man to ever live, never having sinned and never born into sin, and he is God. -------------  Join the XP Re-Revolution!
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 2:04pm
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rofl ummm... i'd go with Jesus is better than David Blaine. although you'd have to word it differently... "Jesus was a better street magician than David Blaine." |
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 2:08pm
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Well he sure was not better than a pack of angry Jews....
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 4:19pm
Half a year in a Catholic school reinforced athiesm in me. |
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 4:31pm
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Jesus is better than UH BEER! ? ------------- 
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 4:57pm
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-and- (oreoman this is for you) 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus. 10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer. 9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 8. Beer has never caused a major war. 7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away. 5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer. 4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer. 3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you. 2. You can prove you have a Beer. 1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop. ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 5:20pm
But that wouldn't be true. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 06 September 2006 at 5:51pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |