Nerd pickup lines
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Topic: Nerd pickup lines
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Subject: Nerd pickup lines
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:19am
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Since we all know there is no such thing as a serious pickup line, Let's make some funny Nerd/Geek related ones.
-Here's a few I just thought of: -There is a LAN party in my Pants, BYOC. -I'd like to mod your Case. -My refresh rate is faster than your average CRT. -[Apple Geek Pickup line] *Read their shirt tag* Just like I thought, Made in Cupertino. -Can I be your slave drive tonight? -I just got some new virus protection, wanna try it out? |
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:22am
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Fail?
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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:24am
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Tae Kwon Do wrote:Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:48am
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I kinda liked it. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:53am
you mean you tried these? ------------- 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 11:24am
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The last two are awesome. The rest, not so much.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 11:31am
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Ditto. Although I question the effectiveness of bringing up virii that early in conversation. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: RicWhic414
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 11:40am
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well when i read these i started gettin hot... and by the end my pants came off some how... so they work
------------- Tuesday starts the weekend... YAYAYA!!!! CHUFF CHUFF |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 11:41am
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"Hey, baby, I'm like USB- I'll plug it into anywhere." "This box doesn't don't come with a floppy drive." "Lie back and I'll double click your mouse." Oh God, I'd better stop now. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:10pm
My favorite one. I thought it was funny. "I'm like High Speed. I can pop anything up *snaps fingers* just like that." "Wanna download my software?" "Oh I'm nothing like a floppy disk, I'm more like a flash drive." "There's no need to photoshop your body." "You have a strong chin like Morgan Webb." ^^ok that last one deserves a smack in the face. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:14pm
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My laptop is broken, would you like to take its place tonight.
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Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:15pm
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BOOM....HEADSHOT!!!
I put on my robe and wizard hat... |
Posted By: Hades
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:20pm
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Some not so good ones.
"Darn girl I just hope God programmed you with a backdoor entry!" "My heart has been pwned by j00!!" |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:29pm
I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you're in my breeding territory. It doesn't get any more serious than a rhinoceros about to charge your ass. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 3:49pm
YES!!!! BloodNinja FTW. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 4:11pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 5:43pm
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LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNS. I lost my IP address, can I have yours? ------------- 
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Posted By: CQB_NINja
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 9:41pm
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this one popped in my head on the way to school ....you wanna see my unit? i might actually try that one this weekend... ------------- *TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC* *POP...POP* "HIT"...>=[ |
Posted By: TEHGANGSTER
Date Posted: 05 October 2006 at 9:43pm
haha nerds
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I am a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar. |