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Topic: Hahahah...Oh man
Posted By: Boss_DJ
Subject: Hahahah...Oh man
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:53pm
So the other day me and my buddy were out surfing and decided to go to mcdonalds for some grub...i only had a pair of boardshorts to put on after taking off my wetsuit so i was barefoot with just shorts on and no shirt and greasy hair....i also forgot my wallet at home so i pulled the ashtray/coin thing out of my car to get some stuff off the dollar menu...so i walk into mcdonalds with nothing but shorts on and im counting out change to pay for my two cheeseburgers and i go and take a seat and start enjoying my food...all of a sudden a woman walks by and drops 5 dollars in my ashtray thing and goes "you poor soul"

so im dying inside and you know the right thing to do would be like thanks lady but im not poor...

instead i give her a "god bless you ma'm"


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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:54pm


You win so hard.


Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:55pm
Shens!

No shirt no shoes no service!


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Posted By: -ProDigY-
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:55pm
Major score.

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Posted By: Sammy
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:56pm
Hahah that's great. 


Posted By: Boss_DJ
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:57pm
Originally posted by You Wont See Me You Wont See Me wrote:

Shens!

No shirt no shoes no service!


dude its mcdonalds...someone can die in there and it'd take them 2 weeks to realize it


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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:57pm
haha thats pretty good. you wont see me has a point though....could depend on where you are though


Posted By: tecumseh
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:58pm
gotta give those people credit for helping out people. but score for you

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Posted By: chronic future
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:58pm
wicked awesome


Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 11:01pm
Thumb up for human kindness.
Another thumb for your response.


Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 11:04pm
so that makes free food? win.

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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 11:08pm
You trock for being able to enjoy the freakin ocean and nice weather right now....I hate Ohio...plus the whole charity thing....


I got paid 2 bucks for jumping this old rich ladies Mercadies today....She handed me money and I thought I had a streak of luck....opened the two ones five minutes later....the pure humor made my day though so it's all good....


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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 11:44pm
^No kidding. West PA...lucky to be able to still roll the windows down for the afternoon drive home.


Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 11:52pm
Haha that just made my day. That is the best story that I have heard.


Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 09 October 2006 at 11:55pm


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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 10 October 2006 at 12:00am

I haven't been to the arches in awhile.

Your response is great.



Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 10 October 2006 at 12:06am
I have been denied by a bum once.

I was walking up to the mall to meet some people one weekend, I had on some old torn up jeans, an old ratty DKM Tshirt on, suspenders, hair all a mess and my beard when it was at full length.

A bum walks up and goes "Sir could you spare a .... oh.....nevermind"


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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 10 October 2006 at 12:08am


Nice one Whale....


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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 10 October 2006 at 12:09am
Whale -


Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 10 October 2006 at 12:10am
Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

I have been denied by a bum once.

I was walking up to the mall to meet some people one weekend, I had on some old torn up jeans, an old ratty DKM Tshirt on, suspenders, hair all a mess and my beard when it was at full length.

A bum walks up and goes "Sir could you spare a .... oh.....nevermind"


Haha, awesome.


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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 10 October 2006 at 12:13am
Yeah, I was going to explain to the guy that it was more of an apathetic punk look and less of a homeless, but I just gave him a $5 McDonalds coupon and went on my way. 

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Posted By: blackdog144
Date Posted: 10 October 2006 at 12:13am
so awesome!!

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