are pine cones edible?
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Topic: are pine cones edible?
Posted By: evillepaintball
Subject: are pine cones edible?
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:38pm
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So i agreed to eat a pine cone for $12, and i need to know, are pine cones even edible? |
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:40pm
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Yes. Unless it is a toxic pine cone then you can eat it and die. Expect to have a horrible bloody poop the next day though Best bet is to grind it up into a powder in a coffee grinder then put it in something and eat it ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:41pm
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Absolutely. I like mine with Peanut Butter. Disclaimer: I'm kidding |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:41pm
| I'd be careful on the way out if you eat it hole. |
Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:43pm
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How big of a pine cone are we talking here? ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:44pm
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Yea, They are edible... I would'nt eat it whole though, grind it up first. Just chewing it will risk small splinters lodging in any number of parts of your body. Lube up for the way out, you wont digest the actual wood very well. ------------- |
Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:47pm
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grind it into a powder then mix it into cookie dough then make pine cone cookies. make sure its a very fine powder or else you will regret it. hundreds of slivers in your digestive tract will suck.
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:50pm
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i like the cookie idea, but i think i may substitute brownies. it can be my own "special blend of brownies" oh, the cone will probably be roughly 2.5 to 3 inches |
Posted By: NotDaveEllis
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:52pm
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Ok, you're a god damn moron, its a frickin stupid ass idea for 12 bucks.
Jesus. |
Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:53pm
| Have fun with that. Make sure to eat a LOT of fiber afterwards. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:57pm
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NotDaveEllis wrote:Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:22am
I wouldn't worry so much about the eating of the pine cone, it's the passing it out the other end that may, ugh sting 
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:26am
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They're pretty much a national staple up here. Johnny forgot to mention that. He's young though; his sphincter isn't cone-hardened yet.
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:29am
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Take it down in one gulp. Don't be a wuss.
Being a fur-trading Canadian lumberjack, I am well accustomed to the ravaging, bloody effects of passing a pine cone. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:38am
Destruction, I didn't know you're a Canuck.  Where from?
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:40am
Originally from Yellowknife, but I moved to Calgary when I was 11. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:42am
| hey you two! we were talking about my rectal bleeding here! |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:43am
| The seeds are, but if your anus is only worth $12 to you by all means eat the whole thing. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:45am
Don't worry. It builds character. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:47am
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I'm not really from Canada! LOOL ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:52am
but will it put hair on my back? |
Posted By: SchecterDude
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 12:53am
| rawr |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 1:02am
It'll tear the hairs off your bottom side. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: ¤ RaVeN ¤
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 1:21am
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to save yourself the mass of pain and suffering...just give back the 12 bucks... ------------- 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 1:45am
sweet, now i can cancel that laser hair removal. |
Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 2:25am
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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 8:08am
Along with some skin. ------------- 
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Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 1:24pm
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You are right, but what a great idea for a cereal with pine cones, great roughage. Reminds me of that SNL skit with 'ColonBlow Ceral, I even found some cool hats for promoting the New and Improved ColonBlow, NOW WITH PINECONES!! This is a photoshop job for a cereal box, Brihard. Here's the promotional hats;
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 October 2006 at 1:27pm
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Pretty busy these days, no promises. Today's basically my one free day for the next couple weeks once I factor in work, school, and travelling. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |