revenge (in a school speech)
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Topic: revenge (in a school speech)
Posted By: kuhndog599
Subject: revenge (in a school speech)
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 6:41pm
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hey my friend is lieing in his speech. he is saying that i shoot people 20 times from like 5 ft away if they get me out. honestly i dont care if i get out, its better than running away like he does whenever someone gets close. the speech is over"funniest experience" and i'm the main guy in his. i do stupid stuff (i brought a raft without them knowing and went down the creek during a game - they were like what the heck is he doing) but anyway he says like its funny how i always stay in the open and never try to disguise myself in the nature - how stupid is that. so i want to write something about him (school appropriate) that is funny (can be stupid) about him. i am debating whether or not to do it because then i would be lowering myself to his level. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
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Posted By: southernboy51
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 7:01pm
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I wouldn't write something about him, I would write it proving how wrong he is. |
Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 7:04pm
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it has to be about funny-ness though. how could i make that funny? i dont want to sound real stupid. i already mentioned how he thought we should go to the right (there was a fork in the creek) but i told him that that is the wrong way because the house is right over there. we ended up walking forever and then he finally admitted he didnt know where we were. fortunately i did. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: hybrid-sniper
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 7:06pm
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Talk about the time you walked in on him while he was "pleasing himself." |
Posted By: Clark Kent
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 7:17pm
| If he is making a school speech about paintball, I think that is all the revenge you need. |
Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 7:21pm
| ^werd |
Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 8:04pm
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i dont get it. whats revenge about him writing a school report over paintball? and no hybrid -- just no. lol. i dont think i'll write anything. well one time he did use car oil on his gun..... and he did think putting oil down the barrel would make his paintballs travel better. but those arent really funny to ppl who know nothing about paintball. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 8:16pm
| just take his girlfriend out for dinner and a movie |
Posted By: iceman1186
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 8:23pm
Be the bigger man and leave it be. ------------- 
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kuhndog599 wrote:Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 8:36pm
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lol. him? a girlfriend? lol. there is no way he would have one with how much argueing he does. and yes ^ i think i will. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 9:27pm
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make a dirty rumor and spread it around school ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 9:38pm
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no. just no. i dont want any long term stuff. maybe like get a straw and put water in it and put my finger on one end so water doesnt come out and the blow it on him so it looks like he peed his pants. lol. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: estcstpnt
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 9:58pm
------------- Thinking about it... |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 26 October 2006 at 11:15pm
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One time when you were playing it was just you and him left and you snuck up on him and he was taking a poo. You then proceeded to light him up and a few days later he had an outbreak of pioson ivy from wiping with the wrong kind of leaves. True story. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 27 October 2006 at 7:34am
| ok, take his boyfriend out for dinner and a movie. |
Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 27 October 2006 at 8:08am
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you wont see me --- thats a good one. i just might use it. but still debating ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 27 October 2006 at 10:03pm
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ok... halfway through you speech flash noodz of detrevni ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 27 October 2006 at 10:21pm
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i'm pretty sure that would be a violation. i talked to him and he said he won't take it out. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: kuhndog599
Date Posted: 30 October 2006 at 8:29pm
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well i just talked to him and read his speech. he made most of it better but there is one major part that still ticks me off. for the most part i like it a lot better. ------------- model 98 - homemade handguard solid stock - opsgear mag polished internals homemade sling - paintjob operator barrel progressive barrel opsgear mag - stock |
Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 01 November 2006 at 10:32pm
Because it actually happened with my brother. only he had my dad standing gaurd. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 01 November 2006 at 11:41pm
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wow pics? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 02 November 2006 at 6:36pm
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write something about how funny he thought hed be in making lies in his speech. I think its funny when people go out of their way to make themselves look better or the people around them look worse, so u might have a kinda funny story if you wrote about that. ------------- 
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