Caturday
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Topic: Caturday
Posted By: Cedric
Subject: Caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:05pm
It's Caturday, go to it.
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:11pm
POST SOME CATS
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:12pm
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Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:13pm
Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:13pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:14pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:14pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:14pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:16pm
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:18pm
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:19pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:21pm
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:22pm
Put a piece of tape across a cats back and see what it does. Then try putting the tape down its stomach. Then try putting the tape going down the side of its body.
Did that to a friends cat that he hates last night. Laughed our arshes off
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:22pm
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:23pm
Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:23pm
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:23pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:24pm
Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:26pm
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:27pm
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:30pm
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:32pm
Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:35pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:38pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:39pm
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:39pm
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:40pm
Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 04 November 2006 at 11:41pm
ninja cats.
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 12:06am
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 12:14am
Shoe on head plz...
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Hey MPAA, Guess what?
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0!
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 12:17am
 Tae Kwon Do wrote:
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way to loser-up the thread
this isnt "not even doom music-day" this is caturday. a cat in the pic doenst make it caturday. it has to be special
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 12:37am
POST SOME MOAR
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 12:57am
caturday wrote:
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
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way to loser-up the thread
this isnt "not even doom music-day" this is caturday. a cat in the pic doenst make it caturday. it has to be special
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You = Fail.
YTMND > 4chan.
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:02am
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
caturday wrote:
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
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way to loser-up the thread
this isnt "not even doom music-day" this is caturday. a cat in the pic doenst make it caturday. it has to be special
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You = Fail.
YTMND > 4chan.
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:05am
caturday wrote:
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
caturday wrote:
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
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way to loser-up the thread
this isnt "not even doom music-day" this is caturday. a cat in the pic doenst make it caturday. it has to be special
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You = Fail.
YTMND > 4chan.
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pwn
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:10am
K, and? Damn fine razor it is.
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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:12am
Posted By: travis75
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:15am
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
K, and? Damn fine razor it is.
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If you have all that facial hair, what do you use the razor on?
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Hey MPAA, Guess what?
09 f9 11 02 9d 74 e3 5b d8 41 56 c5 63 56 88 c0!
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:15am
Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:15am
One moar before I go to bed.
Not even doom music, yo.
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:23am
Tae Kwon Do wrote:
K, and? Damn fine razor it is.
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hahahahahahha, i lol'd
you win
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:23am
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Honestly, I can't remember a time where I laughed this hard!
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Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:24am
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:28am
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So who are you? You strike me as a Styro Folme honestly...
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Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:35am
eye am nobody
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 8:48am
caturday wrote:
eye am nobody
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Chicken and waffles?
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 9:04am
Posted By: estcstpnt
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 9:09am
^^^I lol'ed a little.
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Thinking about it...
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Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 10:17am
This ranks up there with the best of them. We're gonna have to have a T&O Thread of The Year.
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Imagine there’s a picture of your favourite thing here.
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Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 12:14pm
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this is the best thread currently. god ive never laughed this hard at something on this forum lolol.
this one is funny. not the funniest but my cat has done that same thing. except it did it itself
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 1:54pm
cats ftw
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 2:06pm
I love these freakin threads....
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Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 2:13pm
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every time i look at the cats, i lol alot. freakin funny
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Posted By: lester98c
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 2:57pm
Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 3:15pm
Best thread evAR
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Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 3:21pm
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 3:22pm
lester98c wrote:
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best so far
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Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 3:24pm
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^^^iits osooooooo cute!!!!! lol jk
thats actually me. im in your pc stealing your internets
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 3:33pm
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haha just kidding
go ms paint!
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:00pm
hahaha screw chadurday
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:04pm
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:13pm
choopie911 wrote:
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all it needs is a japanese guy to yell GODZILLA!!!!
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:27pm
carl_the_sniper wrote:
choopie911 wrote:
cat picture |
all it needs is a japanese guy to yell GODZILLA!!!! |
racist
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:33pm
This deserves a repost:
catsinurstuffdoingthings.ytmnd.com - catsinurstuffdoingthings.ytmnd.com
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Posted By: BARREL BREAK
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:55pm
RAPECAT
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Posted By: Enos Shenk
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:56pm
Needs more longcat
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 4:58pm
I really feel like posting some pics from the cat I dissected in Anatomy Lab last year, but I think that may border on strike-worthy material.
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irc.esper.net
#paintball
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 5:01pm
Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 5:18pm
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Posted By: Farcry0092
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 5:22pm
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BARREL BREAK wrote:
RAPECAT |
lolololollololololll!!!!
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 5:43pm
Benjichang wrote:
I really feel like posting some pics from the cat I dissected in Anatomy Lab last year, but I think that may border on strike-worthy material.
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:35pm
choopie911 wrote:
carl_the_sniper wrote:
choopie911 wrote:
cat picture |
all it needs is a japanese guy to yell GODZILLA!!!! |
racist |
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:35pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:37pm
repost:
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:38pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:39pm
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Posted By: Predatorr
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:40pm
caturday wrote:
repost:
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hahahahaa
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:45pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:46pm
^dunno what that ones doing here. lol.
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Posted By: Squishey
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:47pm
caturday wrote:
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kinda remind me of last night
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Canadians do it on top.
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:53pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:56pm
LMAO
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:57pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:57pm
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 6:58pm
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:00pm
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Caturday, use the goddamn edit button.
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:01pm
choopie911 wrote:
Caturday, use the goddamn edit button. |
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:06pm
Cedric wrote:
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Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:06pm
Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:12pm
youmont to the rescue!
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:24pm
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It's actually bunday...so fail.
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:27pm
its okay. the rules have changed.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:28pm
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You dont have the power to change caturday, regardless of who you are. I dont have the power to change caturday either
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:31pm
caturday (;n)
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A meme created by 4chan, NOT MYSPACE, that many forums and discussion boards have adopted. |
exceptions- a forumer who registers under the name "caturday" may be granted the irrefutable right to change the rules to caturday whenever desired.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:32pm
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LOLOMGFUNNAY!~!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted By: caturday
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 7:45pm
oh go listen to some aphex twin
it'll make you feel better
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 8:07pm
This is bloody long, but worth the read. A hilarious true account my mom wrote about something out cats did once, and posted to a current events/news forum her and I both post at.
Warning- when I say long, I mean it. But no-one who's ever read it has failed to find it hilarious that I'm aware of.
brihard's mom wrote:
When you have young children &
cats you rapidly get used to odd thumping noises in the night. Something wakes
you - a bang, thump - whatever & unless you immediately hear wailing, the
tinkle of broken glass or other sounds indicating immediate action is required,
the smart thing to do is to roll over & go back to sleep - unless the smoke
alarm goes off or something.
My 4 cats generally sleep from midnight
until it's time for dawn, or at this time of the year, pre-dawn patrol. Then
they wake, tear around for a few hours & fall angelically back to sleep
just before our alarms begin ringing. Other than replacing floor mats &
closing cupboard doors, there's generally no great cleanup involved. Usually.
I was woken by a soft chunking, thumping sound at some point in the night -
something had been knocked over but it didn't sound like it was worth getting
up & throwing on clothing in order to investigate, so I didn't. I should
have.
Morning bathroom call - pre-dawn. Didn't bother with socks. Almost to the
bathrom & I step in something... sticky. Small moment of relief - no one
had been batting around the contents of the litter box or had hurled up catfood
in my path, but what the heck was it? Turn on lights - a small paw trail of
sticky, browish stuff... what the ???
No cats in sight. Vermin, the Evil One, known as Dusty when I'm not trying to
kill her; wasn't visible & she usually 'assists' me when I'm walking in the
dark by directing my steps from between my stumbly feet. Hmmm... unusual that.
I go to the bathroom & take care of business first, then wipe the stickies
off my foot. It appears to be... MOLASSES? Oh,
oh......... oh ****.
I go get more clothing on - this could be a while. I find Dusty, a molasses covered mess, huddled in the sink - stay there
cat, you're about to discover exciting uses for the sink. Go to my baking
supply cupboard. My main battle cat, Charlie, all 15 pounds of him is lying
sound asleep beneath the OPEN cupboard. EVen though he's lost 3 pounds this
winter, he's often overcome by the force of gravity, collapses & snoozes
where he choses. Evidently he chose to snooze under the knocked over quart jar,
(just opened), of molasses & most of the quart
appears to be on him. I tip toe away, frantically trying to figure out how to
deal with this without molasses ending up
everywhere.
I change clothes; thank God today was laundry day anyway. Vermin is watching
from the sink - guilt writ large on her rotten, evil, sullen face. She's told
not to move her molasses mottled, sorry butt an
inch. She doesn't like being told what to do & springs out of the sink
& heads off for parts unknown. I start chasing & eventually corral her
in the hall corner. She tries to escape into my nice, neat, organised linen
closet. I grab her just in time to avert a major linen disaster.
She gets unceremoniously dumped into the bath tub while I throw everything
loose under the sink in the cupboard. She watches, eyes narrowed. She doesn't
know what's coming up, but knows it's not going to be fun. I shut her in &
go check Charlie - he's still sound asleep - probably OD'd on molasses fumes for all I know. Just as well. If he wakes
& discovers he's stuck to the floor, all hell will break loose.
I've bathed cats - often. I have the scars to prove it & a Purple Paw with
bars hanging on my 'love me' wall. I've removed oil, barf, stuff that should
have ended up in the litter box, watercolor paint, bubble bath, shaving cream,
whipping cream, (Brian almost died over that one when he was three) & once
a cat enthusiatically rolled in a huge bowl of fresh stuffing just out of the
turkey & in a big pan. It was bathe the cat or watch the others devour it,
I figured, so bathe it was. In retrospect, that may not have been a smart call,
but I digress.
I've learned you don't even THINK about bathing cats without two pairs of long
underwear, a motorcycle helmet, rubber gloves, leather gloves, solid boots
& old jeans that you don't mind turning into macrame. Valium, (for the
bathee) & whiskey, (for the bather) is a nice added touch if circumstances
permit. In this case - they didn't. If you have a good working relationship
with local emergency services, you can arrange for: a) an ambulance on standby,
(for YOUR blood loss), b) a squad car, (to assure neighbours that all sounds to
the contrary - no one is being violently murdered) & a fire truck so that
if the cat escapes, the hose can blast them out of wherever thet're hiding
& maybe clean them while you're at it.
Sadly, few of these things were available. I had nothing but the clothing,
gloves, a major whine building & 1 already ears back, narrow eyed hostile
cat who does NOT appreciate being locked in anywhere. That & a large cat
stuck to the floor, thankfully still snoring...
But needs must... grab every old towel I've got. Every container in the house
that will hold water. Fill those with warm rinsing water. Some watered down
baby shampoo. Cat treats - yeah right, what have I been smoking? My 4 new pairs
of rubber gloves. More towels. Go take a nervous pee. Check on immoblized by molasses cat - still sleeping, thank God. Sit & have
some water - there will be lots on me when I'm done, might as well get some in
me. Nervous pee redux. Pray to the Great Feline in the Sky for forgiveness -
sometimes you MUST wet a cat. Pray that if I must die throughout this process
that it will be relatively quick & painless. Hope I don't end up with a
wet, supremely annoyed cat ON my head, claws holding it in place - that's
happened. Get ready...
Gulp....
Enter bathroom - lock door behind me. Cat sitting sullenly in corner of tub.
She doesn't know what's coming but it can't be good. Explain to cat what I'm
about to do & why. Watch eyes narrow more & claws assume locked &
cocked position. Entreat her to co-operate & it will all be over quickly.
Promise her salmon, lobster, steak tartare - if she lets me live. Tail doubles
in size. Smile at cat, who promptly turns back & pukes up some molasses. Oh boy, she is NOT planning on co-operating.
This is of course, a cat who LOVES to play with water - when she chooses.
Obviously this is not her current choice of activity.
Fill rinse buckets with warm water. Line them up behind me - that turns out to
be a mistake. Cat still has her back turned, perfect - get her into a
pillowcase & gently deposit her in corner while I fill tub. Obviously I
wasn't gentle enough & where DID she learn that language? Okay, I'm
ready... well not really but I don't have a choice. Check Chuck - still
snoring. Molasses getting gummier on him. Back to
bathroom. Knotted the pillowcase too tightly - cut cat loose with scissors.
Didn't know a cat could squirm out of a 1 inch cut in fabric. They can.
Grab cat by scruff of neck & under belly. Close eyes, think a quick prayer
& get in tub with her - I get wet first - very wet. **edited**! Forgot to take
off my glasses. Oh well. Soak cat - where DID she learn that language? Soak cat
some more as she tried to practice trampoline routines. Help! She's dying! she
yowls: "Murder, molestation. CALL 911!" BY this point - that may be
necessary - for me. The pale molasses colored
water is dotted with drops of blood. They look small & I don't feel faint.
Keep dipping cat.
At some point I manage to grab the squeeze bottle of shampoo & get most of
it on cat. Clamp cat between knees - forgot the bugger kicks BACKWARDS & I
get some scratches in interesting places. Hope didn't plan on getting lucky anytime soon. Cat
clawed through pants, 2 sets of old long johns & underwear. At this point I
am grimly glad I'm not male - note to self - advice brihard if this ever is an
issue with him, to wear jockstrap when bathing cat. Remind me to do so next
time. Maybe ski goggles might help too. I now have molasses,
blood & shampoo in my eyes. Where DID I learn that language?
hubby hammering on door wanting to know who's getting killed? He forces lock, 2
unmolassesed cats spring in - see what's going on & flee as though the
hounds of hell were after them. I tell him to get out, shut the door &
check Chuck - don't let him move. He comes back & tells me Chuck ain't
moving anywhere without a jack hammer - good.
Idiot opens door again - cat leaps, wriggles & escapes - crashes right into
7 gallon jugs full of warm water. Within seconds, jugs are no longer full of
warm water. Bathroom & hallway are filled with curses. Hubby flees to our
room - he's only got undies on. He dresses & drops towels on the flood. I
grimly track cat - not hard, there's a trail of water. Find cat - on top of
teetery dining room china cabinet full of expensive stuff. She ain't planning
on coming down without bringing every dish with her. I pull a chair up &
toss a blanket over her & grab her. Now my left boob is bleeding - details.
Back to bathroom. Hubby had the sense to change the bath water. Back we go
& rinse the hard way. Think we got it all. Find a dry towel, swaddle
squalling cat. I attempt to dry cat while hubby cleans water off floors. Can
you wring out a cat? BY this point, I'm sorely tempted. Get cat as dry as is
reasonably possible - not terribly dry. Make the mistake of relaxing & she
takes off. She is found ten minutes later - INSIDE our nice warm, now soaked,
flannel bed sheets. Where DID hubby learn that language? Find blow dryer &
turn cat into a dandelion seed. That part she doesn't mind but her eyes are
threatening dire consequences. Release cat who flees under the tv stand - about
2" of clearance from the floor & probably populated with three dust
bunny colonies but at this point, I don't care.
Shuffle slowly & sullenly back to bathroom. Vermin was the easy one - she
doesn't mind water. Hubby helpfully points out that I seem to have a 'few
scratches' & would I mind not dripping blood on the floor he just dried? I
slowly turn & wipe my bleeding hand across his crotch, then go back to the
bathroom. I more or less dry it & put away the rinsing jugs. Bad idea
anyway. I sit on toilet & snivel a bit. I will not cry. I'm a smart human.
I'm an adult. I've done this before. It won't kill me. The cats will thank me
years from now. We'll be best friends again & share delightful, giggly
shopping trips. They'll name their kittens after me & toast me at their
weddings... I need a drink.
Prepare bathroom once again & return to zonked out Chuck. He is stuck GOOD.
How to remove him from floor without skinning him? Hubby hauls out his longest
box cutter blades & I go to work - the floor can be dealt with later. Cat
sleeps on & I'm tempted to do some impromptu liposuction. 15 pounds is
still obese with this beast. The cat is finally cleared from the floor - remind
me to talk to local police about sticky traps...
Chuck - Charlie - is a slow waker. He's in the bathroom before he's finished
yawning & in the tub before he sees the water. He is not happy & 15
pounds of furious, flabby tabby can still cause considerable body damage to a
human. Same routine - trampoline cat, a fascinating blood spatter pattern for
the forensics techs should I succumb from this process & much, MUCH nasty
language. I wish I wasn't fluent in feline - some things even at my age are new
to my tender ears. NO cat, my ears do NOT need additional piercings. This one
takes longer - glad I remembered to put my hair up but it's irrelevent at this
point - caws have dragged it down & my scalp is developing some interesting
Chinese charactor tattoos - Charlie is threatening to sterilize them with fresh
cat urine & worse. No thanx. 4 water changes before he looks close to tan
colored again - he's a bleached blonde orange type cat. Hubby stupidly opens
door again. Cats squrims & takes off like a 'roid raged ferret. He's too
big to crawl under much. TWO blankets before I can tackle him. Back for the
shampoo drill. Half an hour later. Cat is clean. He WON'T be dried.
I place cat in tub which is drained - sit on toilet & catch my breath.
Mentally write off my clothes. Cat sits sullenly, backed turned, much attitude
& indignation being expressed. Hubby calls & asked would I please come
& remove Vermin from bed - everytime he tries, she attacks. Hubby learns
new obscenities from me. Go sleep on the couch or clean the floor or jump off
the balcony or something useful, eh? And by the way, I lived in the UK
once & the sun is over the yardarm there, gotta be by now - gimme a DRINK!
He does & cleans floor. Most of the rest of my linen closet contents is
dotted on floors sopping up water.
I atempt to approach Charlie to assist with drying. I am promptly told where to
go. It doesn't involve a winter vacation to the Carribean. I retreat with a
small mustering of dignity - only my skin is tattered. I quickly down drink,
THEN discover hubby was overly generous with his measure. Within 15 minutes,
that is confirmed. Within 16 minutes I don't care. By 18 minutes, life seems
liveable again. I feel able to deal with 2 wet, sullen cats. I leave Charlie
& do not attempt to reason with Vermin - simply strip the bed under her,
collect her up in the bundle & slide it to the corner of our room - she can
wriggle out when she's ready. Hubby changes bed. I start wringing towels.
Eventually the bathroom is dry - I'm cleaning it in sections now. Laundry is
running. Clean, dry sheets are on the bed. The cats are dry & look as
though their tails were stuck in a socket. Now Vermin is **edited**ing that I should
have used conditioner too. I tell her where to go. It does not involve the
Mother Load of Premium cat food...
Charlie is snoring again, exhausted by the shock/trauma experience. I hope he
lost another few ounces fighting me. I lost at least that in skin, flesh &
blood.
I have informed hubby I do not care what is for supper as long as I am
presented with a full hot plate of it at the appropriate time. I further inform
him I do not care which child is arrested, stricken with SARS or kicked in the
butt by other children today. He can deal. He can do the rest of the laundry. I
am worn out, a few spots are still oozing & he may not get lucky for a week
- Charlie nailed me in the crotch too & he can KICK! I pray I do not get an
infection. I do not care to have to try & explain this to a doctor. I don't
mind being laughed at, but that would be too humiliating.
Meanwhile, I see green eye flashes once in a while from strange corners of the
apartment. I am being stalked. Evil thoughts float through the air. Revenge is
being plotted. One of my fuzzy, pastel centipede slippers was slowly dragged
under the bed - someone hoped I'd be stupid enough to stick my head down there
to see what was going on. I'm not that suicidal. I may go to the basement &
lock myself into the storage room with an air rifle tonight & try to sleep
there. I doubt I'll sleep. Every strange noise will be cause for a pounding
heart, every rustle will be - in my mind - the approaching claws of two cats in
the spring loaded pissed off position. I think I prefer to deal with a
bioattack. There are defences against that.
For now... I am permitted to live - only because it suits their purposes. That
may not continue much longer. I'm going to sneak out & update my will while
I can & have a last meal. Surely even the most evil condemned woman is
permitted a last meal, rather than being one?
So how's everybody else's Friday going...? |
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: battlefreak
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 8:11pm
omg no one posted this pic yet!!???
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 8:17pm
battlefreak wrote:
omg no one posted this pic yet!!???
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1997 is soooo yesterday...
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.
Yup, he actually said that.
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Posted By: battlefreak
Date Posted: 05 November 2006 at 8:19pm
sooooo 9 years ago
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