Help me with my girl problems!
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Topic: Help me with my girl problems!
Posted By: Mehs
Subject: Help me with my girl problems!
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:36pm
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I have a very serious problem. I'm freakin' crying because of how stupid I am. Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house today because I was going to go take her to a movie. She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 4:15, which was in about 40 minutes. I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait". So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty damn good time. Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room. Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her. She starts telling me her cat died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game. A shiny pidgey. OMG. (For those of you who don't know/care, shiny pokemon have less than a 1/1000 chance of appearing). I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "YES", interrupting her mid-story. She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even freaking care! YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FREAKING GAME!" I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall. I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly noticed that she broke it. My system and my shiny pidgey, gone forever. I start screaming every obsenity I know, and started flailing my arms around. I didn't know she was behind me, and appearantly I backhanded her in the face while I was being a dumbass and swinging my fists around. She yells out "I HATE YOU", and runs out of my house in tears. What have I done? I screwed up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her. I don't want a game of Pokemon to be respoinsible for ruining my best relationship ever. Help me!!! ------------- [IMG]http://i27.tinypic.com/1538fbc.jpg"> Squeeze Box ☣ |
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Posted By: BooksAndLeaves
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:37pm
| 4chan |
Posted By: paintbusta
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:40pm
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throw the brokenen ds at her?? ------------- 
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:40pm
 smart move. call her. apologize. go find her. apologize. buy her a card, some flowers and apologize
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Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:43pm
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I'm so against having a "girl friend" when your young. I say date as many girls as possible till you find the one later in life (after school, say in your mid-upper 20's) that you may marry. Don't tie yourself down when your young!! Get as much booty as you can because once your married and see some hot women you cant touch that!! So what I am saying is o well she will get over it, if she doesn't too bad there are more fish in the sea. ------------- 
-JUSTICE http://www.myspace.com/outkastpaintball - Outkast Myspace |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:44pm
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Is this a joke? This is too stupid to be real... If you're serious, you're in deep. I don't even know what to say... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Dye Playa
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:46pm
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pokemon ftw? ------------- 
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:46pm
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Go to her house, and beg your ass off for forgiveness. Before anyone else gets around to it... Myspace. ------------- 
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:47pm
| by the way. how old are you? playing pokemon. just curious. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:47pm
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I say bring the Poke'mon game to her house and make a big show out of destroying it. You can always buy another. There's more games than her. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:48pm
dude, what the  ... I guess you really never did care for her... I mean honestly, you chose pokemon over a girl? I know some people(very immature people) would but seriously... Was it soooo important your game couldn't wait just 5sec? I mean, 1/1000 is hard odds but... "IT'S A FREAKING GAME!" Women are Emotional Time Bombs that go off at any time and if you have a shred of attachment to her just stop what your doing and look them in the eyes, you don't even have to really listen, some times my G/F will go off all I have to do is sit down look at her and just agree/disagree sometimes and after she is done she just sits next to me and lets me hold and says "thanx for listening" honestly... as long as you put your women first, you hardley ever argue with them... sure it may be a way of wussing out, but heh, I'd rather put my Game on pause then wait 5min then have my G/F scream at me for the next 5 days. Next time... pause it, sit down in front of her and listen or just 1/2 listen, then after she is done "venting" hold her and Everything is smooth sailing and after the whole emotional mess is over... unpause your game, if it is sooo hard to turn it off or pause... Maybe your best companion will be your left and right hand for the rest of your life... and I mean Pokemon... seriously. Sex > pokemon ------------- 
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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:56pm
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You could call Britney Spears - she's available again. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 4:59pm
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Did Federline die? ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: You Wont See Me
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:01pm
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Karma hath strucken you down. ------------- A-5 E-Grip JCS Dual Trigger DOP X-CORE 8 stage x-chamber Lapco Bigshot 14" Beadblasted Optional setup: R/T Dead on Blade trigger |
Posted By: Panda Man
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:01pm
Amen.... -------------
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You Wont See Me wrote:Posted By: CQB_NINja
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:02pm
problem isolated. Whatever, just show her your there and if she doesnt talk to you, ignore her till she can talk about it. Then pimp her to make the money back for the nintendo. ------------- *TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC* *POP...POP* "HIT"...>=[ |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:03pm
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She's divorcing him. Finally. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:05pm
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:08pm
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Hope she had a pre-nup or K-Fed is going to totally suceed beyond his wildest dreams in getting super rich with absolutly no effort or talent. On the downside, living with him and having two kids have aged her beyond her years. k-fed needed to get off britney and back on the couch.
Oh yeah and the thread topic. Funniest post of the day |
Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:10pm
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According to news stories, she had prenup. ------------- [IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg"> |
Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:15pm
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Tell her you won't appologize until she buys you a new DS. ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules> 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:16pm
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all american thing and sue her? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: G|zmo
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:22pm
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Im sorry but thats really stupid, your not that good with the ladies are you? But hope it work out in the end, best of luck man! ------------- Just add water 
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Posted By: Cheetos3254
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:28pm
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BUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA.... ------------- 
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Posted By: Galm </\> Zero
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:40pm
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Look man if you're playing pokemon whilst a female is in your home you need to learn how to prioritize. -------------  |
Posted By: youm0nt
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 5:43pm
| i think shes done with you for good |
Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 6:00pm
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Go buy a pikachu suit, and show up at her door. When she opens it, tell her that pikachu would be more than happy to date her instead. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tae Kwon Do
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 6:02pm
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Yawn, 4chan.
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Posted By: Hairball!!!
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 6:25pm
| lewl. |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 6:33pm
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I'm assuming from the 4chan comments this is fake. SOOOOO.... Pics or shens. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 6:36pm
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YES I HATE KFED DIE YOU SCUMBAG!
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:11pm
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Hah. Kristopher said it. ------------- 
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Posted By: Kristofer
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:18pm
What did I say though? |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:22pm
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:22pm
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If you're serious.....jesus....
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Posted By: blackdog144
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:28pm
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you could have paused the game....
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:36pm
That's asking a lot. ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: blackdog144
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:42pm
HA!!! thats funny ------------- http://imageshack.us">
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Posted By: Hella Cool
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:44pm
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:47pm
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Not allowed to help :(
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:53pm
k..............  ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 7:59pm
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What would be funny is if somehow he hit her hard enough to give her a black eye.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 8:09pm
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 8:12pm
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Gah!
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Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 11:16pm
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copypasta ftw!
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Posted By: Belt #2
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 11:35pm
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.... What? ... Uh...
Back to sanity and reason now. ------------- Most importantly - People suck. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 07 November 2006 at 11:37pm
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pour some francium on her ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 9:40am
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Ok on my behalf of being a girl...she hates you. I hate you. POKEMON!???
Anyone that thinks that Pokemon is more important than thier girlfriend is obviously way too immature to hold a relationship. Then you get all pissed off that she broke it!? I'm surprised she didn't break it over your face. Sorry for the harshness, but you deserve it. ------------- 
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Posted By: Galm </\> Zero
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:08am
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Am I the only one that noticed that he still hasn't responded yet? Did you fix it mehs? The love relationship not you goddamned ds. ------------- |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:43am
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You are one of the only ones to not notice this is a joke...
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Posted By: RicWhic414
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:49am
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It sounds like a joke who starts swinging there arms when someone breaks there ds, and he was playing pokemon how old are you 2
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 12:00pm
Pokemon just gets a bad rep due to the enormous amounts of children that play it, It actualy is'nt a terrible game. ------------- |
Posted By: Pate
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 12:55pm
Pokemon > you.
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 1:33pm
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dude.... Your girlfriend was crying and you did not focus on her? damn you are stupid. If you want her back you will need to suck up BIG time. Cards, flowers, letters, dinners and a good long talk. one I'm sorry letter and a few romantic ones. That will not even guarantee you will get her back. Your chances are pretty slim since you messed up so bad. You are too immature for a relationship. Try again in a few years. %$#534%@#%#$%#$@%@#%#@%@#%#@%$# you are stupid. ------------- [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/anthonymartinez/402cdjo-1.gif"> |
Posted By: Galm </\> Zero
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 2:00pm
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Well stealth I'm not the only one, many have already responded
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 3:57pm
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 4:49pm
| MEHS WATS RONG WIT U CAREING ABOUT TEH POKEMANS MORE THEN U GF!! U SHUD GO DIE. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 5:03pm
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Wow, I find it sad so many of you have not caught on yet..
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Posted By: Da Hui
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 5:10pm
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Said thing is it is believeable. -------------
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 5:51pm
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Pokemon is a good game.
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Posted By: STOcocker
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 6:34pm
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copypasta Anything that is copied and pasted onto the /b/ (random) imageboard of 4chan.org. |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 6:40pm
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copypasta Anything that is copied and pasted onto the /b/ (random) imageboard of 4chan.org. ------------- 
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Posted By: 636andy636.
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 6:47pm
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pb125 your too slow.
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 6:49pm
pb125 your too slow. -------------
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 6:50pm
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Posted By: Cedric
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 8:11pm
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1. Get new DS 2. Get new girlfriend 3. ???????? 4. Profit -------------
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Posted By: .Ryan
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 8:32pm
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That copy pasta thing is the worst image I have seen...ever...
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:16pm
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Well said. The only way that I would have done what he did (minus the flailing of the arms and hitting her) is if it was some stupid plot to get attention from me. My gf does that ALOT. I dont mind giving her attention and whatnot, but every day is a bit too much, some of the stories she makes up are so stupid sometimes too....... ------------- 
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:20pm
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Ok on my behalf of being a girl...she hates you. I hate you. POKEMON!??? Anyone that thinks that Pokemon is more important than thier girlfriend is obviously way too immature to hold a relationship. Then you get all pissed off that she broke it!? I'm surprised she didn't break it over your face. Sorry for the harshness, but you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. |
Posted By: mjicmike
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:37pm
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its ok.... it just goes to show, you are not ready for a relationship. But, you learn from your mistakes. Good luck. ------------- A5 Rfs Dwg triggr Ricochet R5 8"Lapco Bigsht/14"CP Classic Palmers Stab. Lapco uni-mount DOP bullet drop fwd PMI 88/4500 Woods Flatline/14"Lapco Bigsht CMI Thunder pig reg. Remote adj. stk |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:39pm
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... Guys, srsly ...
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Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:41pm
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:47pm
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 10:51pm
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:07pm
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:08pm
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Way to screw it all up Roll Tide.
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Posted By: Roll Tide
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:12pm
Go cry about it. ------------- <Removed sig for violation of Clause 4 of the New Sig Rules>
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:14pm
I WILL! *Storms away in a huff* *Slams door* ------------- |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:14pm
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well MEHS, you have to weigh the situation delicatly. you have to determine whether or not it was worth it....did you catch them all? honestly though, ditch the ds. i gave up on nintendo and basically every videogame after GB advanced. |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:15pm
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I think we need to stary keeping count on this guyz. Good god, I've made it to 7000 posts. ------------- |
Posted By: pb125
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:26pm
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You big, strong, internet man you.
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Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:42pm
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pb125
Platinum Member Demoted for personal attack on member Joined: January 10 2004 Location: Turks and Caicos Islands Online Status: Online Posts: 6568 ------------- u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 08 November 2006 at 11:44pm
'bout damn time... -------------
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Posted By: PAINTBALL1
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 1:00am
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look at the bright side... your free to find a new one. (girlfriend, not Pokemon Game) ------------- USAF Special Weapons Technician. |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 1:05am
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Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 8:53am
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O didnt read down to the part where you had your hissy fit and smacked your gf. You suck! Go play your pokemon. -------------
-JUSTICE http://www.myspace.com/outkastpaintball - Outkast Myspace |
Posted By: Galm </\> Zero
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 8:56am
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I guess it's a joke justice, just letting u know before you get railed ------------- |
Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 11:08am
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*Rails justice*
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Posted By: Jack Carver
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 11:40am
QFT, most profound thing I've read in a while. |
Posted By: Justice
Date Posted: 09 November 2006 at 3:02pm
Ok thanks! -------------
-JUSTICE http://www.myspace.com/outkastpaintball - Outkast Myspace |